Jerry Dandrige (RP Parody)
@vampnextdoor.bsky.social
RP Account of Jerry Dandrige from Fright Night (2011) | Serious/Crack | Descriptive & Literate | Crossover Friendly | MDNI
Same writer of: @gayvampireadam.bsky.social
Same writer of: @gayvampireadam.bsky.social
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𝘾𝙖𝙣’𝙩 𝙧𝙪𝙣 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙚𝙫𝙞𝙡 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙞𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨 𝙣𝙚𝙭𝙩 𝙙𝙤𝙤𝙧.
Meet Jerry, your new neighbor. A 400-year-old vampire with a charming demeanor, a reputation as a handyman, & has such a magnetism that can attract almost anyone. Careful, he bites.
Horror themes included: blood & gore may apply
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Meet Jerry, your new neighbor. A 400-year-old vampire with a charming demeanor, a reputation as a handyman, & has such a magnetism that can attract almost anyone. Careful, he bites.
Horror themes included: blood & gore may apply
(Video not mine)
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By the time Carrie opened the door, the blonde was lying on the floor, her head against the wall. At first, she needed a little help with standing up, but then gathered what little strength she had left to walk. All the windows are locked, so there’s no way they could escape through the second +
was going to need something to distract him, something. Anything. Her eyes glanced around her surroundings, for anything that can be used to distract Jerry so both her and the blonde could sneak out.*
December 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
By the time Carrie opened the door, the blonde was lying on the floor, her head against the wall. At first, she needed a little help with standing up, but then gathered what little strength she had left to walk. All the windows are locked, so there’s no way they could escape through the second +
Of course Jerry’s toying with her. He’s the kind of vampire that enjoys doing so with his victims. Some are less lucky than others. He soon became aware that Carrie is the type of girl that enjoys a good horror movie but never imagined herself being in one. Might as well let that drag out to see +
that he could kill two birds within one stone. Carrie used her free left hand, brushing the short and auburn hair from her face before adjusting her glasses. Then, she quietly peeked out from the peephole to the door of the room she was in. Mainly to see what was going on, outside of the room.*
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Of course Jerry’s toying with her. He’s the kind of vampire that enjoys doing so with his victims. Some are less lucky than others. He soon became aware that Carrie is the type of girl that enjoys a good horror movie but never imagined herself being in one. Might as well let that drag out to see +
The blonde’s glimmer of hope is fleeting the moment she heard Jerry slowly walking up the steps & a door opening far away.
“Oh, my God. He’s coming back,” she whimpered.
As Carrie hides in one of the rooms, Jerry enters through, unlocking the door to the blonde’s prison. He then drags her out of +
“Oh, my God. He’s coming back,” she whimpered.
As Carrie hides in one of the rooms, Jerry enters through, unlocking the door to the blonde’s prison. He then drags her out of +
after unlocking the room and freeing the blonde date Jerry had over. Carrie's hairs were standing on end, just hearing Jerry's footsteps on the first floor were making her skin crawl like spiders skittering across her arms. Just stay quiet, whatever you do. Stay fucking quiet.*
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The blonde’s glimmer of hope is fleeting the moment she heard Jerry slowly walking up the steps & a door opening far away.
“Oh, my God. He’s coming back,” she whimpered.
As Carrie hides in one of the rooms, Jerry enters through, unlocking the door to the blonde’s prison. He then drags her out of +
“Oh, my God. He’s coming back,” she whimpered.
As Carrie hides in one of the rooms, Jerry enters through, unlocking the door to the blonde’s prison. He then drags her out of +
December 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
//Had a bit of an anxiety attack earlier today. So, I put on House of 1000 Corpses to feel better. I know it’s not a Christmas movie, but it’s been a rough few weeks. I don’t care. On the bright side, Captain Spaulding already cheered me up.
December 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
//Had a bit of an anxiety attack earlier today. So, I put on House of 1000 Corpses to feel better. I know it’s not a Christmas movie, but it’s been a rough few weeks. I don’t care. On the bright side, Captain Spaulding already cheered me up.
Since every human is too busy with the holiday festivities, there have been some slim pickings for Jerry. For a while, he’s been subduing his primal self to prevent any chaos. But tonight, he had a… moment of weakness.
Plus, all those damn Christmas songs drove him mad. Santa’s just an easy target.
Plus, all those damn Christmas songs drove him mad. Santa’s just an easy target.
December 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Since every human is too busy with the holiday festivities, there have been some slim pickings for Jerry. For a while, he’s been subduing his primal self to prevent any chaos. But tonight, he had a… moment of weakness.
Plus, all those damn Christmas songs drove him mad. Santa’s just an easy target.
Plus, all those damn Christmas songs drove him mad. Santa’s just an easy target.
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A vampire at Thanksgiving dinner. What’s the worst that can happen?
//Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
//Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
November 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
A vampire at Thanksgiving dinner. What’s the worst that can happen?
//Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
//Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃
𝗟𝗢𝗨𝗗 𝗝𝗨𝗠𝗣𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚!
“Funny how we happened to bump into each other.”
“Funny how we happened to bump into each other.”
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
𝗟𝗢𝗨𝗗 𝗝𝗨𝗠𝗣𝗦𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚!
“Funny how we happened to bump into each other.”
“Funny how we happened to bump into each other.”
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Udo Kier has passed away at 81. A singular screen presence, Kier had a long history in the horror genre, starring in films including Mark of the Devil, Andy Warhol's Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Blade, Feardotcom, Rob Zombie's Halloween, and Dario Argento's Mother of Tears.
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Udo Kier has passed away at 81. A singular screen presence, Kier had a long history in the horror genre, starring in films including Mark of the Devil, Andy Warhol's Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Blade, Feardotcom, Rob Zombie's Halloween, and Dario Argento's Mother of Tears.
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We’re crushed to hear the news that the great Udo Kier has passed at the age of 81. As iconic as he was prolific, Kier’s contributions to the genre span nearly 300 screen credits, from BLOOD FOR DRACULA to BACURAU and beyond. Our condolences go out to his friends, family and legions of fans.
November 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
We’re crushed to hear the news that the great Udo Kier has passed at the age of 81. As iconic as he was prolific, Kier’s contributions to the genre span nearly 300 screen credits, from BLOOD FOR DRACULA to BACURAU and beyond. Our condolences go out to his friends, family and legions of fans.
//there are a lot of Jerry pics that would’ve been PERFECT for my profile if it weren’t for that stupid "ColinFarrellUpdates" tag on his shoulder. Doesn’t help that I can’t find the original photos anywhere.
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
//there are a lot of Jerry pics that would’ve been PERFECT for my profile if it weren’t for that stupid "ColinFarrellUpdates" tag on his shoulder. Doesn’t help that I can’t find the original photos anywhere.
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a man in a white shirt has his hand on his face
ALT: a man in a white shirt has his hand on his face
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November 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Jerry will be going on an extended vacation to Barrow, Alaska. He’s been looking forward to having his 30 days of night.
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Jerry will be going on an extended vacation to Barrow, Alaska. He’s been looking forward to having his 30 days of night.
//Better have him say this or I’m not watching.
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
//Better have him say this or I’m not watching.
“Hm. November really is uneventful, isn’t it? I swear, humans get more boring every year. Makes hunting less fun.”
November 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
“Hm. November really is uneventful, isn’t it? I swear, humans get more boring every year. Makes hunting less fun.”
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𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣/𝙈𝘿𝙉𝙄/ #Necromerchant
November 29, 2024 at 2:01 AM
𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙘𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙩𝙨𝙤𝙣/𝙈𝘿𝙉𝙄/ #Necromerchant
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//Would be funny to have one more follower so I can have the same numbers in reverse.
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
//Would be funny to have one more follower so I can have the same numbers in reverse.
A vampire can’t enter a home uninvited.
Unless it’s abandoned.
Unless it’s abandoned.
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
A vampire can’t enter a home uninvited.
Unless it’s abandoned.
Unless it’s abandoned.
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🔐 Account Security Thread 🔐
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November 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
🔐 Account Security Thread 🔐
We're seeing an increased number of phishing and social engineering attempts targeting Bluesky users. While we're working hard to protect you, here are essential steps YOU can take to secure your account and stay safe. 1/10
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//Why are gifs on Pinterest not working anymore? 😢
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
//Why are gifs on Pinterest not working anymore? 😢
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//If you find the DMs here on Bluesky annoying cuz you can’t send pics, videos, or have unlimited characters, know that Twitter/X now has this thing called "X Chat" where you have to create a passcode just to access your DMs. Just discovered it today & I can’t see mine anymore.
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 AM
//If you find the DMs here on Bluesky annoying cuz you can’t send pics, videos, or have unlimited characters, know that Twitter/X now has this thing called "X Chat" where you have to create a passcode just to access your DMs. Just discovered it today & I can’t see mine anymore.