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𖤐 Bri 𖤐 @brianimator.bsky.social · 1d

Gore Verbinski’s THE RING was released today in 2002 #horror #filmsky

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FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 2d

Celebrated stage and screen actress Samantha Eggar, known for her numerous appearances in horror films across three decades, has passed away, according to her daughter, Jenna Stern. The actress has suffered with illnesses for the last five years, and, according to Stern, passed away peacefully in…

CURTAINS & THE BROOD Star Samantha Eggar Dead At 86

Celebrated stage and screen actress Samantha Eggar, known for her numerous appearances in horror films across three decades, has passed away, according to her daughter, Jenna Stern. The actress has suffered with illnesses for the last five years, and, according to Stern, passed away peacefully in her Sherman Oaks home on Friday at the age...

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Jerry Dandrige (RP Parody) @vampnextdoor.bsky.social · 3d

//Almost forgot to mention that, amongst all the horror t-shirts, there was one that said "Team Edward". I had this reaction & even the lady that worked there agreed.

Jerry Dandrige (RP Parody) @vampnextdoor.bsky.social · 4d

//Went to Spirit Halloween yesterday. It reminds me so much of modern-day Hot Topic where, with the exception of the animatronics, all the pop culture costumes are displayed front & center while all the traditionally scary costumes, masks, & makeup are at the back.

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Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody @lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · 6d

"Ι aм тнe Vaмpιre Leѕтaт. Ι'м ιммorтal мore or leѕѕ. Тнe lιgнт oғ тнe ѕυn, тнe ѕυѕтaιned нeaт oғ an ιnтenѕe ғιre -- тнeѕe тнιngѕ мιgнт deѕтroy мe. Вυт тнen agaιn, тнey мιgнт noт."

~ 21+ #SmutFree RP (sorry, darlings)
~ #InterviewWithTheVampire #TheVampireLestat
~ MV/Selectively MS

a woman in a suit stands in front of a sign that says amc

ALT: a woman in a suit stands in front of a sign that says amc

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Jerry Dandrige (RP Parody) @vampnextdoor.bsky.social · 19d

“Must be a quiet night~”

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𖤐 Bri 𖤐 @brianimator.bsky.social · 7d

Scott Derrickson’s iconic SINISTER was released on this day in 2012… #filmsky #horror

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Jerry Dandrige (RP Parody) @vampnextdoor.bsky.social · 6d

Jerry’s backyard is completely empty; & not just because he recently moved in. Carrie can faintly hear the ignition from Jerry’s truck going off in the garage before he drives out into the street.

The back door is locked, unsurprisingly. But a hollow rock on the grass hides the key for it.

𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐘𝐍𝐄 "𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐄" 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐕𝐄𝐑 @connivingcarrie.bsky.social · 6d

*She felt her heart jumping at her throat before sinking down, Carrie's senses were on high alert as she silently went back up the stairs. Then go through the back door within the kitchen, and snuck towards the backyard of Jerry's house after silently closing the back door, glancing around the yard*

Jerry Dandrige (RP Parody) @vampnextdoor.bsky.social · 14d

All of Jerry’s windows are covered up. Not with curtains or shades, but with black paint. Keeps the sunlight out. Carrie can’t see anything. For a while, nothing has happened.

Then, there was a scream from Jerry’s house. A loud, horrified scream. Then nothing again, which is even more frightening.

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Adam (RP Parody) @gayvampireadam.bsky.social · 7d

//Today & tomorrow, I’ll be getting a nor'easter. Hopefully I won’t get any power outages since the wind & rain will be intense. So, if I happen to be inactive during this time, this is why.

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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 9d

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Film Updates @thefilmupdates.bsky.social · 8d

A new look at ‘THE VAMPIRE LESTAT’ has been released.

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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 8d

While a fourth season of YELLOWJACKETS has already been ordered up by Showtime, it has been announced this weekend that the fourth season will serve as the final season.

“Yellowjackets” Will End With Fourth and Final Season

While a fourth season of “Yellowjackets” has already been ordered up by Showtime, it has been announced this weekend that the fourth season will serve as the final season. Creators Ashley Lyle and Bar...

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Jerry Dandrige (RP Parody) @vampnextdoor.bsky.social · 8d

Jerry: “Yes, sunlight kills me, just like it would with any vampire. But I don’t fear it.”

Also Jerry:

Jerry avoiding the sunlight, hissing at it.

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Jerry Dandrige (RP Parody) @vampnextdoor.bsky.social · 9d

//Watching it now

Jerry Dandrige (RP Parody) @vampnextdoor.bsky.social · 9d

Oh. This isn’t a trap? More like a congratulatory encounter? Well, the darkness certainly added to the mood. Still, can’t be too cautious.

“Oh. Well, it’s… not much. Just doing what I can to survive. But I didn’t know that our kind at risk. Is it the hunters?”

Jerry Dandrige (RP Parody) @vampnextdoor.bsky.social · 9d

Jerry’s alertness rose once the room began to grow dim, the darkness slowly expanding over them. Like he walked right into a trap. Perhaps Vlad got a read of the other’s arrogance.

“The Butcher? Really? First time I’ve heard that label. Well, anyway, here I am. What’s your intent with me?”

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Jerry Dandrige (RP Parody) @vampnextdoor.bsky.social · 9d

Jerry eyed the shadow during the bow. 'Show off,' he thought, pulling back his hand. Not the name he was expecting; perhaps Dracula is fiction after all.

“So, Vlad, what brings you out of the shadows?”

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Jerry Dandrige (RP Parody) @vampnextdoor.bsky.social · 10d

Somebody’s certainly old-school. Not that Jerry minded. Made him realize how long he’s been reducing his powers. In his defense, it was to prevent himself from attracting attention.

“Quite an entrance.” Chuckling, he extended his hand towards the other. “Jerry Dandrige, & the pleasure is all mine.”

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Jerry Dandrige (RP Parody) @vampnextdoor.bsky.social · 10d

“Leif Erikson Day. Is that still a thing? Does any human 'celebrating' it with a tweet even know who he is?”

Jerry Dandrige (RP Parody) @vampnextdoor.bsky.social · 10d

Hmm.… another vampire. Been a while since he met his kind.

Wait… he looks familiar.

No. It can’t be… the legend. Is it? Only one way to find out.

“Well, it’s nice to see another vampire around here. Though we haven’t met before, have we?”

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🦇𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖆𝖑 𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖔𝖗🦇 (Parody) @eternallybound.bsky.social · Nov 24

🦇 𝑰𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝑪𝒂𝒍𝒍:

🩸𝐋𝗂𝗄𝖾: 𝘛𝘰 𝘙𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘨𝘪𝘧 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘹𝘵.

🩸𝐑𝖾𝗍ω𝖾𝖾𝗍: 𝘛𝘰 𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥

🩸 𝗡𝗼 𝗕𝗼𝘁𝘀. 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴. ᴄʀᴏssᴏᴠᴇʀ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ┄

#vampirerp #dracularp #opendms #nsfwrp #blueskyrp #bskyrp

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 15d

He's the same age as Alexander Skarsgard and Colin Farrell

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Jerry Dandrige (RP Parody) @vampnextdoor.bsky.social · 11d

+ feed on them for days while they turn. One of them is still fresh from last night. She’s yours, if you want. Would that be bloody enough for you?”

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Jerry Dandrige (RP Parody) @vampnextdoor.bsky.social · 11d

+ have to impress her good. Wouldn’t want to make her impatient. Then he got a better idea.

“Oh, we’re clear,” said the vampire, grinning. “But I’ll tell you what. The first thing I did when I moved here was build an entire new hallway with a bunch of small rooms. I keep people in there, so I can +

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Jerry Dandrige (RP Parody) @vampnextdoor.bsky.social · 11d

…Alright. Didn’t really help much, but asking her again would just irritate her. At this point, he can’t tell if any guy or girl he’d pick up from a nightclub would be considered good enough or "lazy."

However, the promise of the goddess granting Jerry with more powers is very intriguing. He’ll +

Enyo @libidinesanguinem.bsky.social · 14d

"I simply want something bloody. I am the goddess of bloodlust and destruction, that is how you sacrifice to me. Destroy, offer blood or prey." She says as she rolls her eyes.

She doesn't have a preference for specific people, cause she doesn't have many worshippers anymore. She can't be picky.

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Jerry Dandrige (RP Parody) @vampnextdoor.bsky.social · 14d

Her suggestion confused the vampire. It’s quite vague. Jerry himself isn’t that picky. Or perhaps goddesses have different tastes.

“Then… who… or what do you prefer, exactly?”

With four centuries of experience, Jerry knows how to hunt his prey efficiently. Sure, he’s had some close calls here & +

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