oh god!

rompers are a magical item. they appear so cute on the hanger and in staged photos and then as soon as they touch your body they become a burlap sack of shit

Sappho had a poem about a man. It was about how insane she was about the woman he was flirting with. That kinda says it all.

A very good explanation of why this doesn't work in addition to all the other reasons

Lol cheddar?? Not acceptable. It's curds or bust. There can be some variation in the gravy but never the cheese

There are many things I am upset at about this. The fact that this food is already cold by the time i'd see it, that this isn't even one potato's worth of fries, and the ratios. But what truly offends me is there is one more curd than there are fries. Like a sad consolation prize.

yep!! there's a few official shorts out there in the interim rn, they're extremely funny, i was laughing my ass off. www.youtube.com/watch?v=irzM...

the subtext is sub in the kind of way that a power bottom is a sub, specifically one that wants you to know exactly what they're hinting at no matter how vaguely they indicate it. just please say it out loud i can't take this no more

i can't decide which is worse: the obvious incorrectness or the 2 different kinds of apostrophes

🎶Oh where were you, when ceej fell into the fishing hole?

He fell ass first, cheeks kissed by bitter lips of ice.

Oh, he got a rimjob from cocytos, tongued by that Celsius zero, the sinner, the drowner, the fishing hole devil.

One day, it might just happen... To you🎶

I do hope you enjoy it, my dear.

Lol i was gonna guess my hero academia for a sec there. I haven't watched Wednesday and at this point i don't think i will

Lol what are you watching