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@valwrites.ca
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Valwrites.ca

Writer, shitposter, parent, Vancouverite

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#boombride, #magewife
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I know we're all upset at the US but for a moment let us consider the absolute travesty which has befallen Canada.

Some restaurant dared to call this poutine
A cedar plank with precisely 7 fries flanked by 8 cheese curds like they are little soldiers marching on a muddy riverbed of gravy. A spare few leaves of fresh thyme have been sprinkled atop the curds, and i am crying.
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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No, it started with this!!
An absurdly garbage sketch of my book cover.
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Y'all can look forward to an exclusive "prequel" story starring this little lady and her pack of cybernetic wolves. If you've ever wondered how that gas that makes you rabid for blood tastes this is a great opportunity to find out!

#tbbcountdown #boombride
A cybernetic woman with artificial legs and a tight fitting flight suit. A series of cables run around her tors as though tied like shibari. She has a wolf-style haircut and yellow-red eyes. She's pulling a wolf-styled muzzle-mask off her face. Her expression is mildly puzzled, almost melancholic. Blood drips from the jaw of the mask. Art by Hiimeyu.
November 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Many of you
3 panels from Akumade Amai Watashi no Kanojo. top right: Mai, a young blonde woman wearing a loose dress shirt and pants with is on her knees in front of Lily, a black haired succubus in a short black dress. Lily says "hey, go get ready!" and pulls mai. 2nd panel zooms in on Mai's frantic face. He's thinking I... I love... 3rd panel: PUSHY WOMEN!
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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I'll share an excerpt at least. Gonna have to redraw the solar system map for boombride, which i was planning on doing already. but this makes it a little funkier.
Through international collaboration, a team of astronomers has confirmed two exoplanets and found hints of a third exoplanet at a binary star system known as TOI-2267. The planets were first found by NASA’s Transiting Exoplanet Survey Satellite (TESS), using the team’s own exoplanet detection software. This tantalizing find might provide new insights into planet formation in binary systems. TESS launched atop a SpaceX Falcon 9 in 2018 to study exoplanets that transit their star from our perspective, meaning they pass between their star and the TESS. These transits slightly dim the starlight that reaches the telescope, allowing astronomers to detect these planets through the changing light signal. “Our analysis shows a unique planetary arrangement: two planets are transiting one star, and the third is transiting its companion star,” said the study’s first author, Sebastián Zúñiga-Fernández of the University of Liège (ULiège), Belgium. “This makes TOI-2267 the first binary system known to host transiting planets around both of its stars.” The TOI-2267 system, located about 72 light-years from Earth, consists of two red dwarf stars, separated by 8 astronomical units (AU), or eight times the distance between Earth and the Sun. TESS observed the system multiple times in 2019 and 2020. Originally, these observations resulted in the discovery of one exoplanet in the system, with an orbital period of roughly 3.5 Earth days. The team used its own software, named SHERLOCK to reprocess TESS’s observations and found two additional planets with orbital periods of 2.03 and 2.28 days. However, the astronomers could not fully confirm the existence of the latter.
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Thanks for (re)teaching me how to make ziploc ice cream, yuri manga with a succubus.
Manga panel with a recipe for ear grey peach ice cream. 1 big peach 90g sour cream 200ml whipped cream 60g white sugar 3g earl grey tea leaves 1. put the peeled peaches in the bag. squash them with your hands and remove the seeds. 2. put the rest of the ingredients in the bag and rub it all together. 3. empty the bag in a plastic food container and let it cool in the fridge for 1 hour. then take it out an mix it. repeat this 2 times and it's done! manga is Akumade Amai Watashi no Kanojo.
November 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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A NEW STICKER TOUCHES THE BEACON
Nil, a cyberpunk elft with blue-black hair and a liquid bodysuit sits on a toilet staring at her phone while her pants drips disgustingly down the sides of toilet.
November 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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bitch i wish any of these numbers applied to me i will kill you
chart of barcode subscriptions showing annual revenues above $250k and up to 5 million.
November 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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zohran style ad reading: BACKERKIT for BOOMBRIDE.
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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it's got my vote
zohran style ad that says QUATTRO forMAGGI.
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Here's some Nil for you :) I chose to illustrate how dynamic she is. From shit to sick right quick!
A portrait of a cyberpunk elf with an asymmetrical hairstyle and a spider-themed bodysuit. Holographic jewelry floats around her neck and ears. She's goth-themed and seems to be saying she's unimpressed with you. She's in 3 quarter pose swinging a monowire around her and holding a very evil looking knife. Art by brixth. The same character but half naked on the shitter staring at her phone. Art by pumpkin.
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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An anime schoolgirl kicks the shit out of a vending machine while yelling out what is probably her special move "CHASER!" but we know what it really means.
November 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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When some rando dude on here tells me i'm beautiful
A crab fires lasers from its eyes at another crab, causing an explosion. Shitty text on the left reads "silence, chaser."
November 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Bear Creek Lights! Lovely free event if you can get to Surrey!
Colorful arches of offset right angles. A wall of White string lights surrounding a guitarist singer in a small tent. Trees and bushes wrapped in colorful lights, Reds, yellows, greens and purples. Two polar bear sculptures made of various balls and string lights.
November 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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MOCHI RAFFLE?????!! Please meet my little mechsploitation bb Cur. She's really sweet until she's on the gas and then it's murder time. But don't worry she'll be fine. Eventually. A few more murders will fix her, i promise
A chibi emote version of the same girl but this time she's covered in blood and looks a little embarrassed to be caught. By ephiesuna. A cybernetic woman with artificial legs and a tight fitting flight suit. A series of cables run around her tors as though tied like shibari. She has a wolf-style haircut and yellow-red eyes. She's pulling a wolf-styled muzzle-mask off her face. Her expression is mildly puzzled, almost melancholic. Blood drips from the jaw of the mask. Art by Hiimeyu.
November 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Alright y'all question time. This is both an informative post and a query about how to send it to people who aren't here. How would you prefer to see this? in the body of the crowdfund itself or in an update after you've backed?

Or, what's the best sell?
Delivery timeline for boombride. The crowdfund begins on Nov 12 and delivery is sometime between March and April.
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Do i have any vancouver / lower mainland indie booksellers on here? Would love to chat about putting up a little poster for the boombride campaign in your window.
A square ad for my book. The cover is on the left, with a woman on a jetbike flying upsidedown reaching out to a very stoic looking woman below. Neon letters spell out BOOM GOES THE BRIDE. On the right big blue text spells out A GENRE BENDING DUOLOGY WITH FULL BORE ROMANCE. PULP SEX ACTION ANGST. A CYBER FANTASY DYSTOPIA IN SPACE. a QR below code leads to https://www.backerkit.com/c/admin/projects/boom-goes-the-bride/teaser_page/share.
November 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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That is a payout of one trillion, 50 billion dollars.

Like to charge, repost to cast. Summon the Etsy witches!!!
According to the publication, the communications could demonstrate willful infringement, potentially leading to enhanced damages of up to $150,000 per work, a massive increase from just $750. For context: Anthropic’s settlement only covered around half a million works out of an estimated seven million, resulting in a payout of around $3,000 per author. Authors and publishers had just gone after similar communications — right before the case settled.
November 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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phew okay here you go. managed to get a couple minutes to throw this together. i should uh... do a full review series sometime... there's a lot of these haha. Green means more highly recommended than blue
Very long list of yuri with some notes. I'll make a proper blog post for alt text readers soon. Very long list of yuri with some notes. I'll make a proper blog post for alt text readers soon. Very long list of yuri with some notes. I'll make a proper blog post for alt text readers soon. Very long list of yuri with some notes. I'll make a proper blog post for alt text readers soon.
November 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Some of these i started. A face you shouldn't show is uh .. you should read that. Right now
Good Girl, Bad Girl Egatae Con cafe A face you shouldn't show Inkya Gyaru demo Ikigaritai! Murcielago Sorry I'm not into Yuri Akumade Amai Watashi no Kanojo The secret recipe Kissing lilies
November 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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First of the stickers for the campaign. 2, possibly 3 more coming!

Just opened a poll as to whether I should sell a sheet (cheaper, smaller, thinner) or as die-cut stickers (bigger, thicker, more expensive)

Let me know in the poll! (good link this time!!)

www.backerkit.com/c/projects/v...
4 cartoony stickers. One is Nil, a cyberpunk elf, doing the "guess i'll die" meme. 2nd is the big buff wife Sook on a lesbian-gradient circle with the words BIG WIFE BEST WIFE going around her. 3rd is the mechsploitation puppygirl Cur covered in blood and looked a little embarassed to be caught, and 4th is the giant stylized BOOM from the title.
November 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Post your space art!! 🪐
An orange and blue gas giant with a habitable moon orbiting it. A sea of purple aether flows around the planets.
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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This is every LLM prompt to me
November 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Oh wow Denji you should just pick up that book i'm sure everything is fine and there's nothing sinister about this. you can trust her. you can trust me.

Just click the (now fixed) link and everything will be fine. #boombride

www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
Chainsaw man meme. Denji is lying on a bed. Makima's hand comes up from the side of the bed, holding a book. She says "I'll give you this book," then flips it down onto the bed, revealing the cover of BOOM GOES THE BRIDE. She says "Just follow the campaign. It's safe. I promise."
November 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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They're not on bsky but this comic by Iskaphrin made me laugh too hard not to share
two panel comic. artist's original caption: Got completely destroyed by Viola's Surskit in Pokemon X, and envisioning her battle dialogue was really funny to me. Like what is she getting out of this. Top panel is a blonde girl with a surskit and a giant camera smiling and saying "whether it's tears of frustration that follow a loss... or the joy that comes from victory... they're both great subjects for my camera!" bottom panel is a dirty blonde girl on her hands and knees surrounded by KO'd pokemon, pokeballs, and coins staring up with tears in her eyes. From off-panel Viola says "Fantastic, just fantastic!"
November 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM