it's too expensive to even look at the models

come read the story my chat is calling "beautifully tragic"

it's really helpful! I've made several of these charts for various stories, including Not Like This and All That Remains, and it's a good tool to have for blocking out scenes or imagining action

I'm being very good, you see, with my limited sense of decorum

you're so hot that it's almost a problem

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that ain't true, they are fuckin —— fuckin sick!!!

phones exist to absorb spam, I feel like hahaha. if someone needs to reach me there's like a half-dozen messaging apps

normally I just give up on every memory game past the second one due to low movement speed, but this abomination somehow has incredible clear and like double the boss DPS I'm used to putting up with

y ... y-you have a voicemail? in 2025?

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thanks for coming to my dream diary chat

SOMEHOW my crush wasn't just fine w/ watching this happen, but also to sell my 'playgirl' strategy she started sitting in my lap for playing subsequent rounds.

horniest tournament of Deathgame Texas Hold-Em I've ever played and yet somehow surprisingly chaste comparatively

that I wasn't interested in her or that I wouldn't be a good girlfriend. she said she'd support my actions since we needed the cash.

anyway long story short I needed to make out a lot with this other girl to cause the cheating ring to collapse in on itself, and 4/?

I figured out that the weak link was one of the girls was a little bit into me, but she was ostensibly dating this dude who was the ringleader for the cheaters.

still down-bad for my crush, I had to sneak her aside to explain my plan that I was super guilty about b/c I didn't want her to think 3/?

cheating together to try to rob us of our cash and make it out on top. the organisers were very Kaiji-esque in that they tacitly implied cheating as long as you weren't caught w/ evidence.

after a few test rounds of judging the relationships of the conspirators, 2/?