ValentinesFrog
@valentinesfrog.bsky.social
working on my juris frogtor
new at 🪕, slightly less new at 🎻
will ship anyone with anyone probably
ACAB (All Cops Are Bisexual)
https://archiveofourown.org/users/valentinesfrog
new at 🪕, slightly less new at 🎻
will ship anyone with anyone probably
ACAB (All Cops Are Bisexual)
https://archiveofourown.org/users/valentinesfrog
momma frog’s newest creation. frog christmas tree. i love her so much
December 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
momma frog’s newest creation. frog christmas tree. i love her so much
Movie you’ve watched more than 6 times with a gif. Hard mode: No Stars, LOTR, or Marvel. (Or HP 😉)
December 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than 6 times with a gif. Hard mode: No Stars, LOTR, or Marvel. (Or HP 😉)
exams completed and i still have part time job + internship apps but suddenly my time is wide open for writing fic and i don’t even know where to start with this newfound freedom
December 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
exams completed and i still have part time job + internship apps but suddenly my time is wide open for writing fic and i don’t even know where to start with this newfound freedom
svu 1.0 is always better when viewed in a hotel in the middle of the night. taking no arguments at this time.
December 10, 2025 at 8:54 AM
svu 1.0 is always better when viewed in a hotel in the middle of the night. taking no arguments at this time.
scissors has graduated to chainsaw i deserve a trophy for not crashing the fuck out yet
hello MTV welcome to the thread that i am hanging on by. as you can see it’s beginning to artfully unravel but by my estimates i should be able to last a few more— hey what are you doing with those scissors
December 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
scissors has graduated to chainsaw i deserve a trophy for not crashing the fuck out yet
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if you give a mouse a cookie
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
if you give a mouse a cookie
hello MTV welcome to the thread that i am hanging on by. as you can see it’s beginning to artfully unravel but by my estimates i should be able to last a few more— hey what are you doing with those scissors
December 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
hello MTV welcome to the thread that i am hanging on by. as you can see it’s beginning to artfully unravel but by my estimates i should be able to last a few more— hey what are you doing with those scissors
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Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
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so there are different colleges? i always heard people say “going to college,” which made it sound like there was just one of them, like “going to france” or something. but if there are lots of different colleges they need to come up with different names and colors and such so we can tell them apart
December 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
so there are different colleges? i always heard people say “going to college,” which made it sound like there was just one of them, like “going to france” or something. but if there are lots of different colleges they need to come up with different names and colors and such so we can tell them apart
i was holding it together so well today until i couldn’t find my copy of A Short And Happy Guide To Civil Procedure and immediately just burst into tears and if that isn’t a snapshot into law school idk what is
December 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
i was holding it together so well today until i couldn’t find my copy of A Short And Happy Guide To Civil Procedure and immediately just burst into tears and if that isn’t a snapshot into law school idk what is
torts exam complete. 8,000 words in four hours and i didn’t even finish the exam. did write a sick analysis about if bees qualify as wild animals, though. (they don’t.) somebody sedate me.
December 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
torts exam complete. 8,000 words in four hours and i didn’t even finish the exam. did write a sick analysis about if bees qualify as wild animals, though. (they don’t.) somebody sedate me.
i fear i may not have stressed out about Torts enough. what the fuck is a polemis test and why the fuck do i need to know about it.
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
i fear i may not have stressed out about Torts enough. what the fuck is a polemis test and why the fuck do i need to know about it.
help! i can’t stop writing librarian liv being miss honey to every child she meets. i don’t even have a W100 excuse for this one. #Thursday700 #iguess #eo #bensler
December 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
help! i can’t stop writing librarian liv being miss honey to every child she meets. i don’t even have a W100 excuse for this one. #Thursday700 #iguess #eo #bensler
ao3 wrapped ft. my favs @youhaveamerryheart.bsky.social @rahleeyah.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
ao3 wrapped ft. my favs @youhaveamerryheart.bsky.social @rahleeyah.bsky.social
follow up from my #eo #Wednesday100 two weeks ago, this time actually 100 words long. Baby #bensler ft. Librarian Liv and Almost-Architect El and the little girl that’s about to steal both their hearts <3
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
follow up from my #eo #Wednesday100 two weeks ago, this time actually 100 words long. Baby #bensler ft. Librarian Liv and Almost-Architect El and the little girl that’s about to steal both their hearts <3
#wednesday100 but it’s original fiction and i actually kept it to 100 words this time
December 3, 2025 at 6:29 AM
#wednesday100 but it’s original fiction and i actually kept it to 100 words this time
big if true
went to the store
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
big if true
ppl tell me a lot that my life is a movie and i never really understood what they meant until i nearly missed my flight because i was too busy kissing a pretty girl in a train station to actually get on the train. and you know what?? id watch that movie. starring in it has been pretty fun.
December 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
ppl tell me a lot that my life is a movie and i never really understood what they meant until i nearly missed my flight because i was too busy kissing a pretty girl in a train station to actually get on the train. and you know what?? id watch that movie. starring in it has been pretty fun.
contracts exam complete. i need to lie facedown in a patch of moss in the woods for a bit. unfortunately bugs. hm. much to consider.
December 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
contracts exam complete. i need to lie facedown in a patch of moss in the woods for a bit. unfortunately bugs. hm. much to consider.
i fear that Pilot Olivia Benson x Flight Attendant Elliot Stabler has consumed my every waking thought. but i did not bring my laptop home for thanksgiving and i need to be studying for contracts anyways so there will be a long and painful wait before it manifests in reality.
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 PM
i fear that Pilot Olivia Benson x Flight Attendant Elliot Stabler has consumed my every waking thought. but i did not bring my laptop home for thanksgiving and i need to be studying for contracts anyways so there will be a long and painful wait before it manifests in reality.
i tried to do #wednesday100 for the first time and IDK how the hell people do it so here’s my Weds700. Baby #Bensler in another universe that was maybe a little kinder to them. (Leah’s Priest AU is inspiring me to revisit my non-cop AU ideas lol)
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 AM
i tried to do #wednesday100 for the first time and IDK how the hell people do it so here’s my Weds700. Baby #Bensler in another universe that was maybe a little kinder to them. (Leah’s Priest AU is inspiring me to revisit my non-cop AU ideas lol)
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Art by • Markus Vesper
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Art by • Markus Vesper
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I always like it when PBS says that viewers like me.
November 17, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I always like it when PBS says that viewers like me.
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Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy