Lucanor Giovanni
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Lucanor Giovanni
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I'm an old curmudgeon who likes to post about software, game development, anything I find entertaining, and a little politics as well. If you're reading this: I hope you have a wonderful day.

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🎮 Retro gaming
🎮 Trails / Kiseki
♟️ Board Games
🎲 TTRPGs
📚 Fantasy & Sci-fi
💢 Anime & Manga
🦸‍♀️ Superheroes
🌶️ Extremely spicy food
🧑‍💻 Software Development
🎧 Industrial, Metal, & Epic music
🏠 Staying indoors
💵 Investing / Stocks
🥃 Beer & Spirits
🤡 Fuck Trump
One of the great mysteries in life is why the fuck is Jon Arbuckle constantly baking whole ass trays of lasagna. Dude lives alone. He gets mad that Garfield eats it, but like what else was he going to do with it? Eat the whole tray by himself?

Garfield is doing him a favor tbh.
February 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Sometimes I get into these moods where it's hard to read a book. It's like, I read a few sentences, then, I spend the next ten minutes imagining my own fanfic for what happens next for the next 8 chapters instead of just reading those chapters.
February 13, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Qobuz, this is a shameful stance on AI.

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You call this a Human First approach while going out of your way to talk about where AI is useful in music and then the final insult to injury is an AI summary of the article.

We do not want human first. We want human only.
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February 11, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Maybe a hot take but I think the old style "give us your credit card to prove you're an adult" method of determining age is better than the current methods we're using. Let me explain why in the replies.
February 9, 2026 at 4:14 PM
RIP Discord

You had a good run, but all good things must come to an end.
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Someone is standing around doing nothing for hours and it ain't soccer players.
A common complaint I hear from Americans about soccer vs football is that it's a bunch of people standing around doing nothing. This is infuriating. The Football clock is 1 hour total. Soccer's is 90 minutes. The Superbowl started 3.5 hours ago and it's still going.
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
A common complaint I hear from Americans about soccer vs football is that it's a bunch of people standing around doing nothing. This is infuriating. The Football clock is 1 hour total. Soccer's is 90 minutes. The Superbowl started 3.5 hours ago and it's still going.
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
The fact that they have determined the two possible options are pack your underwear with clay or inject your penis with acid means that some people have evaluated those two options and chose the injection.
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Why do some animals get to be two animals that seems like cheating.

Catfish
Deer-Mouse
Turtle Dove
Cowbird
Antlion

Like come on.

Dragonfly understood the assignment I guess.
February 7, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Seriously though I think some sports from Summer Olympics that are primarily played indoors like table tennis should be moved to the Winter Olympics. That would help with variety of events at the Winter Olympics.
One of my biggest complaints with the Winter Olympics is that too many events are just races of some kind, and most of the ones that aren't are judging competitions of some kind. This is why curling is the best Winter Olympics sport.
February 7, 2026 at 6:36 AM
One of my biggest complaints with the Winter Olympics is that too many events are just races of some kind, and most of the ones that aren't are judging competitions of some kind. This is why curling is the best Winter Olympics sport.
February 7, 2026 at 6:34 AM
I thought "don't destroy evidence that might be used in a case" was already the rule. Why did we need a court order for it and more importantly why is that court order being lifted?
February 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Rafflesia sounds like some stupid bullshit somebody made up to be as absurd as possible.

"Ok so there's this parasite."
Right
"It's a plant parasite like kudzu."
Ok
"Except it has no leaves at all. Just the vine part."
Uhh....

🧵
January 31, 2026 at 5:21 AM
The amount of whiplash on this app is starting to make me dizzy. It's like:

Post 1: Look at this thing I did I'm so proud of it and happy!

Post 2: the most horrible thing in history has just happened

Post 3: massive erection

Post 4: same 5-6 words copy pasted for 200 characters
January 31, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I feel like the longer I go without sleep it's like the less oxygen my brain starts getting. First everything becomes hilarious. Eventually my judgement deteriorates until I feel the desire to reply to everything with unhinged shit and I have to go to sleep before that actually happens.
January 29, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Loyalty to Cheeto Benito is a one way deal. You could be the most gold plated, shit covered nosed, yessiest yes man to ever exist and he won't even be in the room with you when you're told to jump on the sword.
January 27, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Reposted by Lucanor Giovanni
Remember the other day when I was saluting my friend Greg Ketter, owner of Minneapolis’ DreamHaven Books? This is him the following day. Greg will never say this, so I will — now is a great time to buy books from DreamHaven. Support Americans who stand up vs. 🧊. dreamhavenbooks.com
January 25, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I hope the freezing rain isn't so bad tomorrow. I don't want to be stuck inside the house all day.
January 25, 2026 at 1:30 AM
The only appropriate answer to this question:

I am feeling a little peculiar. And so I wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream to the top of my lungs, "what's going on?"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXn...
January 24, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Batman has a strict no killing rule. A lot of people say "why not just Joker, he's the worst one?" Well if you kill him, someone else becomes the new worst one. The problem is that once you justify one murder, it's easier to justify others.

The same holds true for letting murderers escape justice.
January 24, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I just want to go to Italy and stay there.
January 24, 2026 at 4:58 PM
If Adam doesn't sing What's Up by 4 Non Blondes in the new #MastersOfTheUniverse movie then what's the point of watching it?
January 21, 2026 at 8:54 PM
#SonicTheHedgehog x #DCComics part 2 info has been leaked featuring Rouge the Bat as Catwoman. The prophecy has been fulfilled.
January 19, 2026 at 2:18 AM
#StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy

I thought these guys went extinct back in TOS?
January 15, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Look on the bright side, Green Bay fans. At least it wasn't 28-3 during the Superbowl.
January 11, 2026 at 6:36 AM