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All of my sims are consenting adults, you better be too.
Not in a food sense, but Matteo will sweep the neighborhood every night to collect gems, metals and fossils depleting the neighborhood of its natural resources in the process.
Not in a food sense, but Matteo will sweep the neighborhood every night to collect gems, metals and fossils depleting the neighborhood of its natural resources in the process.
Sure, Matteo is a skilled programmer and jewelry crafter and he has plenty of people skills to boot. He could make an honest living and contribute to society. The problem is that he is a lazy bum who would rather scam sims out of hard-earned money because that's what's easiest for him to do.
Sure, Matteo is a skilled programmer and jewelry crafter and he has plenty of people skills to boot. He could make an honest living and contribute to society. The problem is that he is a lazy bum who would rather scam sims out of hard-earned money because that's what's easiest for him to do.
Matteo is a handsome lech who is willing, provided he is attracted to the sim and they have no other way of paying, to exchange goods in his store for sex.
Matteo is a handsome lech who is willing, provided he is attracted to the sim and they have no other way of paying, to exchange goods in his store for sex.
Matteo is short tempered and impatient, with a heaping helping of Brooklyn... er... Bridgeport Rage.
Matteo is short tempered and impatient, with a heaping helping of Brooklyn... er... Bridgeport Rage.
Matteo hates when other Sims have what he wants, he tends to covet their wealth and social status.
Matteo hates when other Sims have what he wants, he tends to covet their wealth and social status.
Smoking habit aside, Matteo takes extra good care of his body and can be very narcissistic.
Smoking habit aside, Matteo takes extra good care of his body and can be very narcissistic.
Nothing motivates Matteo quite like money. He'll do almost anything for it, even turn face temporarily.
Nothing motivates Matteo quite like money. He'll do almost anything for it, even turn face temporarily.