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All of my sims are consenting adults, you better be too.
Not in a food sense, but Matteo will sweep the neighborhood every night to collect gems, metals and fossils depleting the neighborhood of its natural resources in the process.
Not in a food sense, but Matteo will sweep the neighborhood every night to collect gems, metals and fossils depleting the neighborhood of its natural resources in the process.
Sure, Matteo is a skilled programmer and jewelry crafter and he has plenty of people skills to boot. He could make an honest living and contribute to society. The problem is that he is a lazy bum who would rather scam sims out of hard-earned money because that's what's easiest for him to do.
Sure, Matteo is a skilled programmer and jewelry crafter and he has plenty of people skills to boot. He could make an honest living and contribute to society. The problem is that he is a lazy bum who would rather scam sims out of hard-earned money because that's what's easiest for him to do.
Matteo is a handsome lech who is willing, provided he is attracted to the sim and they have no other way of paying, to exchange goods in his store for sex.
Matteo is a handsome lech who is willing, provided he is attracted to the sim and they have no other way of paying, to exchange goods in his store for sex.
Matteo is short tempered and impatient, with a heaping helping of Brooklyn... er... Bridgeport Rage.
Matteo is short tempered and impatient, with a heaping helping of Brooklyn... er... Bridgeport Rage.
Matteo hates when other Sims have what he wants, he tends to covet their wealth and social status.
Matteo hates when other Sims have what he wants, he tends to covet their wealth and social status.
Smoking habit aside, Matteo takes extra good care of his body and can be very narcissistic.
Smoking habit aside, Matteo takes extra good care of his body and can be very narcissistic.
Nothing motivates Matteo quite like money. He'll do almost anything for it, even turn face temporarily.
Nothing motivates Matteo quite like money. He'll do almost anything for it, even turn face temporarily.
While most of my sims are guilty of one or two of these, Matteo embodies all of them.
While most of my sims are guilty of one or two of these, Matteo embodies all of them.
Dillon has always been this since I first made him. Lately he had to move out of his ex's home, developed a fear of ghosts, and moved into an unfinished home which has to complete with his own money.
Dillon has always been this since I first made him. Lately he had to move out of his ex's home, developed a fear of ghosts, and moved into an unfinished home which has to complete with his own money.
While Dillon lives to eat, Calvin eats to live. Calvin's meals typically consist of eggs and bacon or a breakfast scramble for breakfast, BLTs or bison stew for lunch, and steak dishes or chili for dinner.
While Dillon lives to eat, Calvin eats to live. Calvin's meals typically consist of eggs and bacon or a breakfast scramble for breakfast, BLTs or bison stew for lunch, and steak dishes or chili for dinner.
Zach’s sister thinks so. After moving out and settling into his new home, he received a rather hostile email from her. Informing him that not only did their parents throw out everything he didn’t take, but their mom turned his bedroom into her new walk in closet.
Zach’s sister thinks so. After moving out and settling into his new home, he received a rather hostile email from her. Informing him that not only did their parents throw out everything he didn’t take, but their mom turned his bedroom into her new walk in closet.
Clovis is the faerie version of this. They are very naive when it comes to human culture and customs and tend to get into misunderstandings because of it. They also don’t see anything wrong with not wearing a shirt or going commando while wearing a leaf kilt.
Clovis is the faerie version of this. They are very naive when it comes to human culture and customs and tend to get into misunderstandings because of it. They also don’t see anything wrong with not wearing a shirt or going commando while wearing a leaf kilt.