vampi
uselessvampire.bsky.social
vampi
@uselessvampire.bsky.social
she/her
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lesbian with too much sapphic desire
if i made your timeline weirder, oops my bad
it will never not bother me that powerscalers casually say someone is "faster than light"

objects with mass literally can't go that fast and even if they did they'd go backwards through time but we conveniently ignore that because physics are suddenly a suggestion
February 16, 2026 at 4:35 PM
ive been single for like a year

wow i need to get laid...
February 15, 2026 at 1:42 AM
i just wanna play cardgames and try out crummy mobas but for some reason the idea of downloading an emulator and downloading the games from a thirdparty and installing them is a foreign concept

yes... i am aware about mandatory updates... but come on it can't be that hard
February 13, 2026 at 6:23 PM
and linux's only option for some reason is waydroid i guess

and that breaks itself and you gotta reinstall it and installing it isn't just a button for some fucking reason and

linux is so great guys don't worry about it
February 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
the word slop was co-opted and made useless by ai shills on purpose YOU CAN'T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
February 9, 2026 at 9:08 AM
im going to throw my ace at you get owned
February 4, 2026 at 5:59 AM
by the way, no shame to you if that's your thing but GAHD DAMN... please tag your shit

my kink is good endings bro, i liek when everyone happi :D
January 29, 2026 at 7:28 AM
it is being psycho-memetically COCK BLOCKED by some evil malevolent goblin whom i must respect because this is a polite society and i am not an animal

you manipulate the voice in my head to sing such beautiful tunes only to take it from me RIGHT AT THE GOOD PART
January 29, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Spamton fans when they see a pop up window
spongebob and squidward are standing in front of a window .
Alt: spoingbob
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:07 AM
as a first impression i will say though that the word choices are very good like... it's just very good prose that reading makes your brain happy when you imagine it

also i think that bram really likes it when dracula talks
January 27, 2026 at 7:47 AM