vampi
@uselessvampire.bsky.social
she/her
20
lesbian with too much sapphic desire
if i made your timeline weirder, oops my bad
20
lesbian with too much sapphic desire
if i made your timeline weirder, oops my bad
gonna piss off powerscalers by giving a character 'feats' and all it is are people saying off handedly saying "OH YEAH THEY'RE FTL, GALAXY LEVEL" blah blah blah
and they just sit around and do nothing
and they just sit around and do nothing
February 16, 2026 at 4:31 PM
gonna piss off powerscalers by giving a character 'feats' and all it is are people saying off handedly saying "OH YEAH THEY'RE FTL, GALAXY LEVEL" blah blah blah
and they just sit around and do nothing
and they just sit around and do nothing
happy valentines day chattttt
i love youuuu
i love youuuu
February 15, 2026 at 1:38 AM
happy valentines day chattttt
i love youuuu
i love youuuu
android emulators really wanna be a whole os
i just wanna click the game and run it... like any other emulator...
i just wanna click the game and run it... like any other emulator...
February 13, 2026 at 6:19 PM
android emulators really wanna be a whole os
i just wanna click the game and run it... like any other emulator...
i just wanna click the game and run it... like any other emulator...
they really think that the niche audience that was smart enough to leave twitter is going to be amicable to age verification
February 13, 2026 at 3:48 PM
they really think that the niche audience that was smart enough to leave twitter is going to be amicable to age verification
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all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
all i want to do online is play video games, talk to my friends, and look at girls boobs and every fucking day some freak i've never met decides to make it harder and harder to do that
this valentines i dream of falling in love with a girl, psychotic and delusional, who will take my breath away and leave me at the crack of dawn with a note saying she stole some of my clothes and will never return them
February 9, 2026 at 7:43 PM
this valentines i dream of falling in love with a girl, psychotic and delusional, who will take my breath away and leave me at the crack of dawn with a note saying she stole some of my clothes and will never return them
sometimes i like to believe in conspiracy theories but casually and ones that i make up because some social ill annoys me
February 9, 2026 at 9:06 AM
sometimes i like to believe in conspiracy theories but casually and ones that i make up because some social ill annoys me
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im a poser and i like a lot of things aesthetically and theoretically but haven't actually seen them
i need to transition from being a poser to an actual fan but you see... uh... im depressed... valid reason right chat?
i need to transition from being a poser to an actual fan but you see... uh... im depressed... valid reason right chat?
February 5, 2026 at 8:15 PM
im a poser and i like a lot of things aesthetically and theoretically but haven't actually seen them
i need to transition from being a poser to an actual fan but you see... uh... im depressed... valid reason right chat?
i need to transition from being a poser to an actual fan but you see... uh... im depressed... valid reason right chat?
chat lowkey i think i might be a tiny bit ace...
February 4, 2026 at 2:50 AM
chat lowkey i think i might be a tiny bit ace...
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when you're kinky and you're reading a kink story you forget in your horny bliss that 5% of all kink stories are written by motherfuckers who are enamored and get off to the concept of darkness and death
i've been lulled into this false sense of security then BANG, they die
i've been lulled into this false sense of security then BANG, they die
January 29, 2026 at 7:24 AM
when you're kinky and you're reading a kink story you forget in your horny bliss that 5% of all kink stories are written by motherfuckers who are enamored and get off to the concept of darkness and death
i've been lulled into this false sense of security then BANG, they die
i've been lulled into this false sense of security then BANG, they die
maybe i should actually start trying to reply to ppl on here...
but on second thought nah, too scary...
but on second thought nah, too scary...
January 28, 2026 at 6:51 AM
maybe i should actually start trying to reply to ppl on here...
but on second thought nah, too scary...
but on second thought nah, too scary...
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we're reading some dracula chat
hopefully we can finish instead of forgetting like all the yuri i've tried reading
hopefully we can finish instead of forgetting like all the yuri i've tried reading
January 27, 2026 at 7:43 AM
we're reading some dracula chat
hopefully we can finish instead of forgetting like all the yuri i've tried reading
hopefully we can finish instead of forgetting like all the yuri i've tried reading
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i could be having so much more fun if i was a little more delulu and willing to be slightly annoying about it
January 24, 2026 at 12:03 AM
i could be having so much more fun if i was a little more delulu and willing to be slightly annoying about it
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i gotta lock in and read vampire yuri...
January 19, 2026 at 3:20 AM
i gotta lock in and read vampire yuri...
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SMART GIRLS SAVE THE WORLD
January 18, 2026 at 10:32 PM
SMART GIRLS SAVE THE WORLD
proportions are evil man cuz fym all the fun proportions are hot?
January 15, 2026 at 6:26 PM
proportions are evil man cuz fym all the fun proportions are hot?
i am sick of people talking about AI doomsday or whatever
no google is not going to make AM or skynet whatever other stupid dorky science fiction that somehow keeps you up at night
the only reason those things can do ANYTHING is because they were given the tools necessary and those don't exist
no google is not going to make AM or skynet whatever other stupid dorky science fiction that somehow keeps you up at night
the only reason those things can do ANYTHING is because they were given the tools necessary and those don't exist
January 10, 2026 at 11:13 PM
i am sick of people talking about AI doomsday or whatever
no google is not going to make AM or skynet whatever other stupid dorky science fiction that somehow keeps you up at night
the only reason those things can do ANYTHING is because they were given the tools necessary and those don't exist
no google is not going to make AM or skynet whatever other stupid dorky science fiction that somehow keeps you up at night
the only reason those things can do ANYTHING is because they were given the tools necessary and those don't exist
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i wish i'd be invited to play games with people
and no i don't mean like the very temporal message while im sleeping and then we just never do it i guess
PLEASE LET ME JOIN YOU ANOTHER TIME PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
and no i don't mean like the very temporal message while im sleeping and then we just never do it i guess
PLEASE LET ME JOIN YOU ANOTHER TIME PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
January 8, 2026 at 12:43 AM
i wish i'd be invited to play games with people
and no i don't mean like the very temporal message while im sleeping and then we just never do it i guess
PLEASE LET ME JOIN YOU ANOTHER TIME PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
and no i don't mean like the very temporal message while im sleeping and then we just never do it i guess
PLEASE LET ME JOIN YOU ANOTHER TIME PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA