Karl Turner
@usefulwords.co.uk
Content stuff - writing, design, strategy and operations. Manchester, England. www.usefulwords.co.uk
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Mortgage is death pledge in French. It's all there in the name
November 15, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Mortgage is death pledge in French. It's all there in the name
That's never a good idea
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
That's never a good idea
Seems a bit like "out out" in the Mickey Flanagan sense
November 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Seems a bit like "out out" in the Mickey Flanagan sense
Lovely stuff. Always puts a smile on my face
November 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Lovely stuff. Always puts a smile on my face
I'm reminded of the Tibor Fischer review of Martin Amis' Yellow Dog: "It isn't bad as in not very good or slightly disappointing. It's not-knowing-where-to-look bad... It's like your favourite uncle being caught in a school playground, masturbating."
November 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I'm reminded of the Tibor Fischer review of Martin Amis' Yellow Dog: "It isn't bad as in not very good or slightly disappointing. It's not-knowing-where-to-look bad... It's like your favourite uncle being caught in a school playground, masturbating."
Think dry thoughts. They are deffo calling you if you heed the need to pee. (Unless it's a urinary issue, then you better go spend a penny).
November 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Think dry thoughts. They are deffo calling you if you heed the need to pee. (Unless it's a urinary issue, then you better go spend a penny).
It's an epidemic. Everything turned into noun phrases.
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It's an epidemic. Everything turned into noun phrases.
Sending best wishes. I hope that massive esteem for you worldwide helps boost your recovery
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Sending best wishes. I hope that massive esteem for you worldwide helps boost your recovery
Liquid ass would be a better name for this piece of shit
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Liquid ass would be a better name for this piece of shit
I can't really remember. I've got a vague sense it was one of the characters dying. I seem to have passed on my copy of the book so frustratingly I can't check.
November 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I can't really remember. I've got a vague sense it was one of the characters dying. I seem to have passed on my copy of the book so frustratingly I can't check.
If the train breaks down, I think you win.
October 30, 2025 at 8:00 AM
If the train breaks down, I think you win.