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@ursagayjor.bsky.social
Big Gay Bear, often kinky and inappropriate, here because why not eh?
NSFW, 18+ ONLY
#WelfareNotWarfare
#TaxTheRich
Joined the Green Party, innit.
He/Him
NSFW, 18+ ONLY
#WelfareNotWarfare
#TaxTheRich
Joined the Green Party, innit.
He/Him
Hot take: We shouldn’t listen to ‘Business’ anymore when it comes to the economy.
For context, catching the news and the CBI are of course saying ‘Don’t make us pay for our own mistakes!’
And of course us evil benefits claimants who definitely caused the 2008 crash were mentioned.
For context, catching the news and the CBI are of course saying ‘Don’t make us pay for our own mistakes!’
And of course us evil benefits claimants who definitely caused the 2008 crash were mentioned.
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Hot take: We shouldn’t listen to ‘Business’ anymore when it comes to the economy.
For context, catching the news and the CBI are of course saying ‘Don’t make us pay for our own mistakes!’
And of course us evil benefits claimants who definitely caused the 2008 crash were mentioned.
For context, catching the news and the CBI are of course saying ‘Don’t make us pay for our own mistakes!’
And of course us evil benefits claimants who definitely caused the 2008 crash were mentioned.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
(I like a vehicle with its own theme tune)
youtu.be/sPGiZgY858c?...
(I like a vehicle with its own theme tune)
youtu.be/sPGiZgY858c?...
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
(I like a vehicle with its own theme tune)
youtu.be/sPGiZgY858c?...
(I like a vehicle with its own theme tune)
youtu.be/sPGiZgY858c?...
Oh yay, The Night Manager - a glorified watch advert masquerading as a thriller - is returning.
I have decided to fully embrace my evil cunt persona today.
I’ll try to keep things amusing.
I have decided to fully embrace my evil cunt persona today.
I’ll try to keep things amusing.
a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a vase
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a vase
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Oh yay, The Night Manager - a glorified watch advert masquerading as a thriller - is returning.
I have decided to fully embrace my evil cunt persona today.
I’ll try to keep things amusing.
I have decided to fully embrace my evil cunt persona today.
I’ll try to keep things amusing.
Okay I need someone to make it so that I can NEVER download Facebook ever again.
Some sort of unpleasant smell every time my fingers move to it on the App Store?
It’s just a gammon-filled cesspit.
Throw in nuke and slam the door.
Some sort of unpleasant smell every time my fingers move to it on the App Store?
It’s just a gammon-filled cesspit.
Throw in nuke and slam the door.
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Okay I need someone to make it so that I can NEVER download Facebook ever again.
Some sort of unpleasant smell every time my fingers move to it on the App Store?
It’s just a gammon-filled cesspit.
Throw in nuke and slam the door.
Some sort of unpleasant smell every time my fingers move to it on the App Store?
It’s just a gammon-filled cesspit.
Throw in nuke and slam the door.
Fucking hell, a fresh infestation of flags.
Why didn’t I get superpowers when I had radiotherapy so I could eye laser them away?
Why didn’t I get superpowers when I had radiotherapy so I could eye laser them away?
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Fucking hell, a fresh infestation of flags.
Why didn’t I get superpowers when I had radiotherapy so I could eye laser them away?
Why didn’t I get superpowers when I had radiotherapy so I could eye laser them away?
A movie that takes place where you’re from*
*Portsmouth is an ugly, concrete city with no soul - my opinion - so I’ve opted for ‘near where I spent my formative years’. I believe Sting or someone filmed a bike ride across the Seven Sisters which is on my doorstep.
*Portsmouth is an ugly, concrete city with no soul - my opinion - so I’ve opted for ‘near where I spent my formative years’. I believe Sting or someone filmed a bike ride across the Seven Sisters which is on my doorstep.
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from*
*Portsmouth is an ugly, concrete city with no soul - my opinion - so I’ve opted for ‘near where I spent my formative years’. I believe Sting or someone filmed a bike ride across the Seven Sisters which is on my doorstep.
*Portsmouth is an ugly, concrete city with no soul - my opinion - so I’ve opted for ‘near where I spent my formative years’. I believe Sting or someone filmed a bike ride across the Seven Sisters which is on my doorstep.
Four Christmas movies to know me by:
November 21, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Four Christmas movies to know me by:
How I look reading your posts:
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
How I look reading your posts:
Wait, did the orange cunt suck off Bill?!?
The World just gets more silly.
The World just gets more silly.
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Wait, did the orange cunt suck off Bill?!?
The World just gets more silly.
The World just gets more silly.
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood or the firstborn children of everyone you know will perish in a tragic ball pit accident.
November 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood or the firstborn children of everyone you know will perish in a tragic ball pit accident.
This three things thingy seems like the perfect opportunity for the Gays and Theys to beat themselves up.
Whilst we don’t kink shame in this house, stop it!
As a professional, card-carrying solo ju jitsu practitioner you are all lovely and worthy of love.
Whilst we don’t kink shame in this house, stop it!
As a professional, card-carrying solo ju jitsu practitioner you are all lovely and worthy of love.
a judge is sitting in a chair with her hand on her face .
Alt: Judge Judy fingering you.
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This three things thingy seems like the perfect opportunity for the Gays and Theys to beat themselves up.
Whilst we don’t kink shame in this house, stop it!
As a professional, card-carrying solo ju jitsu practitioner you are all lovely and worthy of love.
Whilst we don’t kink shame in this house, stop it!
As a professional, card-carrying solo ju jitsu practitioner you are all lovely and worthy of love.
Okay, own up: Who has put “O Come All Ye Faithful” in my head?
homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in a grassy field and says `` not yet '' .
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in a grassy field and says `` not yet '' .
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Okay, own up: Who has put “O Come All Ye Faithful” in my head?
What fictional creature/villain traumatised you as a child?
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
What fictional creature/villain traumatised you as a child?
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Post your favourite Star Trek character.
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Post your favourite Star Trek character.
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
How’s your Friday?
I’m using Disk Cleanup because I forgot it existed until this evening when my antivirus recommended I should clear up some old files.
Also sad that the one DVD player in our house doesn’t work so couldn’t watch “Rhinestone” with my friend.
I’m using Disk Cleanup because I forgot it existed until this evening when my antivirus recommended I should clear up some old files.
Also sad that the one DVD player in our house doesn’t work so couldn’t watch “Rhinestone” with my friend.
a man in a blue shirt is sitting in front of a sign that says #winning .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting in front of a sign that says #winning .
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
How’s your Friday?
I’m using Disk Cleanup because I forgot it existed until this evening when my antivirus recommended I should clear up some old files.
Also sad that the one DVD player in our house doesn’t work so couldn’t watch “Rhinestone” with my friend.
I’m using Disk Cleanup because I forgot it existed until this evening when my antivirus recommended I should clear up some old files.
Also sad that the one DVD player in our house doesn’t work so couldn’t watch “Rhinestone” with my friend.
youtu.be/WaTRCHbG_IA?...
I’m on a clinical drugs trial (using pregablin to treat anxiety disorders) and I *think* I’m on the actual drug, not the placebo, and this sums up how I feel today.
I’m on a clinical drugs trial (using pregablin to treat anxiety disorders) and I *think* I’m on the actual drug, not the placebo, and this sums up how I feel today.
Trebor - Mr Soft
YouTube video by malcolm green
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 PM
youtu.be/WaTRCHbG_IA?...
I’m on a clinical drugs trial (using pregablin to treat anxiety disorders) and I *think* I’m on the actual drug, not the placebo, and this sums up how I feel today.
I’m on a clinical drugs trial (using pregablin to treat anxiety disorders) and I *think* I’m on the actual drug, not the placebo, and this sums up how I feel today.
Up late because I am.
BBC shows just congratulate themselves.
Whilst there definitely is a psy op going on to get it privatised, the self congratulatory smugness is hard to swallow.
(Been watching The Media Show)
BBC shows just congratulate themselves.
Whilst there definitely is a psy op going on to get it privatised, the self congratulatory smugness is hard to swallow.
(Been watching The Media Show)
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Up late because I am.
BBC shows just congratulate themselves.
Whilst there definitely is a psy op going on to get it privatised, the self congratulatory smugness is hard to swallow.
(Been watching The Media Show)
BBC shows just congratulate themselves.
Whilst there definitely is a psy op going on to get it privatised, the self congratulatory smugness is hard to swallow.
(Been watching The Media Show)
Money has been spent today, quite a bit.
Quite a lot of it on myself.
I hate that I feel guilty about it.
Learning to deny myself nice things happened so stealthily.
Must resist urge to now overspend on other people for Christmas to compensate.
Quite a lot of it on myself.
I hate that I feel guilty about it.
Learning to deny myself nice things happened so stealthily.
Must resist urge to now overspend on other people for Christmas to compensate.
a man holding a bunch of money with the words dolla dolla bills y all
ALT: a man holding a bunch of money with the words dolla dolla bills y all
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Money has been spent today, quite a bit.
Quite a lot of it on myself.
I hate that I feel guilty about it.
Learning to deny myself nice things happened so stealthily.
Must resist urge to now overspend on other people for Christmas to compensate.
Quite a lot of it on myself.
I hate that I feel guilty about it.
Learning to deny myself nice things happened so stealthily.
Must resist urge to now overspend on other people for Christmas to compensate.
Woken up in a foul mood.
Only you lot in various ‘candid’ poses will cure it.
(Seriously though, absolutely fuming and would rather not be - General state of the World stuff plus random toddler ‘I’m angry!’ mood)
Only you lot in various ‘candid’ poses will cure it.
(Seriously though, absolutely fuming and would rather not be - General state of the World stuff plus random toddler ‘I’m angry!’ mood)
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Woken up in a foul mood.
Only you lot in various ‘candid’ poses will cure it.
(Seriously though, absolutely fuming and would rather not be - General state of the World stuff plus random toddler ‘I’m angry!’ mood)
Only you lot in various ‘candid’ poses will cure it.
(Seriously though, absolutely fuming and would rather not be - General state of the World stuff plus random toddler ‘I’m angry!’ mood)
Posting the last 4 games I’ve played
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Posting the last 4 games I’ve played
Age yourself with gaming
November 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Age yourself with gaming