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Final Guuuurrrrl
@ursagayjor.bsky.social
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Big Gay Bear, often kinky and inappropriate, here because why not eh? NSFW, 18+ ONLY #WelfareNotWarfare #TaxTheRich He/Him
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 5h
the man is wearing a suit and tie and clapping his hands .
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 5h
Fucking handsome bugger.
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 5h
I’ve got a pothole needs filling.

*porno bass plays*
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 5h
indiana jones and the raiders of the lost ark poster
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 5h
“Midnight Train to Georgia” but with farts instead of ‘Whoo-whoo!’s
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 5h
Also, only mentioning trans women.
No surprise there.
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 5h
I can smell this.
Pretty sure we had a similar thing, along with those bloody horse brasses, knocking about. Or a relative did.
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 5h
Woof!
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 6h
Woof!
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 6h
My mother’s farts are hilarious.
She is eternally surprised by them.
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 6h
Well call me an ABS KILLER because that’s the workout what I done today at the gym.
Still not sure if this refers to abdominal muscles or someone’s brakes.

Either way, appropriate.
a cartoon of winnie the pooh standing in front of a mirror with the words " my workout " above him
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 6h
Interestingly that guidance has been withdrawn from the ECHR website.

Because it’s so flawed.
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 7h
Woof!
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 7h
two cats hugging each other on a bed
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 8h
Menopause Awareness training is a new one.
At least it’s not stepladder training.
a woman with blonde hair is sitting at a table with a bottle of hot sauce and a glass of water .
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 9h
Hurry up Friday, please.

Again, having to head tilt ‘cause straight on and the other way and my head and face look wonky.

I know people have good and bad sides but I’m not happy about it.

Happy fucking furry Thursday or whatever.
Me, head tilted to the side because my head looks all skew-whiff for some reason.
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 9h
Oof, those thighs!

Morning.
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 10h
Me! Me!
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 17h
Everyone kiss!
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 21h
But it’ll soon be Friday and, more importantly, Friday evening.
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 21h
Then Happy Birthday!
🎉

I got so used to wishing people ‘Birthday!’ during the pandemic.
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ursagayjor.bsky.social
Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 23h
Oh I sucked the juice from my fingers.
Want a taste?
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 23h
I love the natural juices.
Sometimes they drip down my chin and I have to use my fingers.
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 23h
I find rubbing the pork thoroughly helps.
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Final Guuuurrrrl @ursagayjor.bsky.social · 23h
I mean I too would lick him until he started pruning.
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