Alexander Paschall
@unrealalexander.bsky.social
Mechanic, Small Engine Repair. Weird adventures. Former Senior Unreal Engine/UEFN Instructor at Epic Games. He/him.
Cleaning out my mom's basement..she asked me to open a crawl space and see what is in it.
Turns out it's where she was keeping a literal gold mine...
Turns out it's where she was keeping a literal gold mine...
September 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Cleaning out my mom's basement..she asked me to open a crawl space and see what is in it.
Turns out it's where she was keeping a literal gold mine...
Turns out it's where she was keeping a literal gold mine...
This is now officially funny af
August 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This is now officially funny af
Every photo of the Hindenburg I have ever seen did not show the back and now I know why...
August 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Every photo of the Hindenburg I have ever seen did not show the back and now I know why...
Me: I'm not out of touch, I understand everything on the Internet.
The Internet rn:
Me: You know what, I'm gonna go become grandpa Simpson now
The Internet rn:
Me: You know what, I'm gonna go become grandpa Simpson now
August 30, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Me: I'm not out of touch, I understand everything on the Internet.
The Internet rn:
Me: You know what, I'm gonna go become grandpa Simpson now
The Internet rn:
Me: You know what, I'm gonna go become grandpa Simpson now
Waking up in the middle of the night and blue sky is on that same high like Pokemon Go just released.
August 30, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Waking up in the middle of the night and blue sky is on that same high like Pokemon Go just released.
It's just so...
July 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It's just so...
a labubu doll vs a monchichi
July 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
a labubu doll vs a monchichi
Also saved this little girl the other day
May 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Also saved this little girl the other day
Hatching a new flock and they've been popping out all week.
May 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Hatching a new flock and they've been popping out all week.
Lol wtf I need a magnifying glass?? How is this allowed?
May 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Lol wtf I need a magnifying glass?? How is this allowed?
Tariffs are hitting fucking hard on tobacco even. If it's not 100% American, you're fucked.
Last order of Tops 3oz was retailing $7.99, now it's $21.99 for the same bag.
Last order of Tops 3oz was retailing $7.99, now it's $21.99 for the same bag.
May 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Tariffs are hitting fucking hard on tobacco even. If it's not 100% American, you're fucked.
Last order of Tops 3oz was retailing $7.99, now it's $21.99 for the same bag.
Last order of Tops 3oz was retailing $7.99, now it's $21.99 for the same bag.
Just shearing sheep, doing farm stuff, fixing mopeds, selling apothecary items, and working on games.
Thinking about getting back into a studio though if anyone is interested.
Thinking about getting back into a studio though if anyone is interested.
May 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Just shearing sheep, doing farm stuff, fixing mopeds, selling apothecary items, and working on games.
Thinking about getting back into a studio though if anyone is interested.
Thinking about getting back into a studio though if anyone is interested.
Current project: more silkies
April 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Current project: more silkies
Went on reddit and got hit by an ad for dudes in Grunt Style shirts selling Turkey teeth.
I feel like there is something profound here, but my brain lacks coffee so you get:
cyberpunk dystopia that is just anti-transhumanists getting the most cosmetic surgeries ever and justifying it somehow
I feel like there is something profound here, but my brain lacks coffee so you get:
cyberpunk dystopia that is just anti-transhumanists getting the most cosmetic surgeries ever and justifying it somehow
April 21, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Went on reddit and got hit by an ad for dudes in Grunt Style shirts selling Turkey teeth.
I feel like there is something profound here, but my brain lacks coffee so you get:
cyberpunk dystopia that is just anti-transhumanists getting the most cosmetic surgeries ever and justifying it somehow
I feel like there is something profound here, but my brain lacks coffee so you get:
cyberpunk dystopia that is just anti-transhumanists getting the most cosmetic surgeries ever and justifying it somehow
What is this shade of green called? Drab or olive-gray? Grolive? I've seen so many Broncos and trucks in this color recently.
April 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What is this shade of green called? Drab or olive-gray? Grolive? I've seen so many Broncos and trucks in this color recently.
They can't even walk yet just bop around the coop
April 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
They can't even walk yet just bop around the coop
She found an old coop to lay in and I found 2 more babies!
April 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
She found an old coop to lay in and I found 2 more babies!
I do not know where these chicks came from, I had no idea she was broody or laying outside the coop.
April 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I do not know where these chicks came from, I had no idea she was broody or laying outside the coop.
Meet Oscar who lived in the barn and is very very silly
April 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Meet Oscar who lived in the barn and is very very silly
Egg prices? I wouldn't know.
March 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Egg prices? I wouldn't know.
Jessie and Bo, two jersey bull calves my mom just got on her dairy farm.
January 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Jessie and Bo, two jersey bull calves my mom just got on her dairy farm.
Remember that today and tomorrow are the only days you can legally keep a opossum as a pet in NC until next Dec. 28th.
They lose all legal protections so... It's actually better to keep them for a few days than risk them getting tortured by a psycho.
They lose all legal protections so... It's actually better to keep them for a few days than risk them getting tortured by a psycho.
January 1, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Remember that today and tomorrow are the only days you can legally keep a opossum as a pet in NC until next Dec. 28th.
They lose all legal protections so... It's actually better to keep them for a few days than risk them getting tortured by a psycho.
They lose all legal protections so... It's actually better to keep them for a few days than risk them getting tortured by a psycho.
GMC needs to be told the truth: these trucks are literally less practical than a fucking cybertruck
And that is in no way a defense of the cybertruck
And that is in no way a defense of the cybertruck
December 26, 2024 at 12:38 PM
GMC needs to be told the truth: these trucks are literally less practical than a fucking cybertruck
And that is in no way a defense of the cybertruck
And that is in no way a defense of the cybertruck
My mom has been playing my game for... Several days straight.
Had issues with being open for so long and fails to render some objects.
She played for another 100,00 points until it forced her into the main menu.
She decided the win condition was to max out the score... Over 7 years.
Had issues with being open for so long and fails to render some objects.
She played for another 100,00 points until it forced her into the main menu.
She decided the win condition was to max out the score... Over 7 years.
December 22, 2024 at 1:24 PM
My mom has been playing my game for... Several days straight.
Had issues with being open for so long and fails to render some objects.
She played for another 100,00 points until it forced her into the main menu.
She decided the win condition was to max out the score... Over 7 years.
Had issues with being open for so long and fails to render some objects.
She played for another 100,00 points until it forced her into the main menu.
She decided the win condition was to max out the score... Over 7 years.