Alexander Paschall
@unrealalexander.bsky.social
Mechanic, Small Engine Repair. Weird adventures. Former Senior Unreal Engine/UEFN Instructor at Epic Games. He/him.
Ship of Theseus question:
If you beat a game and then load the final area to get all the different endings, does that count as "beating the game multiple times"?
Ex: I beat the original Amnesia, but then replayed the final boss 2 more times. Can I say I've beaten Amnesia 3 times?
If you beat a game and then load the final area to get all the different endings, does that count as "beating the game multiple times"?
Ex: I beat the original Amnesia, but then replayed the final boss 2 more times. Can I say I've beaten Amnesia 3 times?
November 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Ship of Theseus question:
If you beat a game and then load the final area to get all the different endings, does that count as "beating the game multiple times"?
Ex: I beat the original Amnesia, but then replayed the final boss 2 more times. Can I say I've beaten Amnesia 3 times?
If you beat a game and then load the final area to get all the different endings, does that count as "beating the game multiple times"?
Ex: I beat the original Amnesia, but then replayed the final boss 2 more times. Can I say I've beaten Amnesia 3 times?
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Currently obsessed with the idea of "A Normal Amount of Owls"
ie. How many times can you see something before it becomes weird.
ex. You can see dozens of dogs walking down the street before you think it's odd, but it only takes a couple of owls in the day.
ie. How many times can you see something before it becomes weird.
ex. You can see dozens of dogs walking down the street before you think it's odd, but it only takes a couple of owls in the day.
October 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Currently obsessed with the idea of "A Normal Amount of Owls"
ie. How many times can you see something before it becomes weird.
ex. You can see dozens of dogs walking down the street before you think it's odd, but it only takes a couple of owls in the day.
ie. How many times can you see something before it becomes weird.
ex. You can see dozens of dogs walking down the street before you think it's odd, but it only takes a couple of owls in the day.
Maybe they should have payed an Etsy Witch to trigger the rapture?
September 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Maybe they should have payed an Etsy Witch to trigger the rapture?
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I would call this “consciousness of guilt” in an eventual domestic trial or international war crimes tribunal.
Dems ought to be telling people now these letters are worth absolutely nothing.
September 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I would call this “consciousness of guilt” in an eventual domestic trial or international war crimes tribunal.
Cleaning out my mom's basement..she asked me to open a crawl space and see what is in it.
Turns out it's where she was keeping a literal gold mine...
Turns out it's where she was keeping a literal gold mine...
September 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Cleaning out my mom's basement..she asked me to open a crawl space and see what is in it.
Turns out it's where she was keeping a literal gold mine...
Turns out it's where she was keeping a literal gold mine...
Checking my 2025 bingo card and this one thing finally makes sense:
Guy in Charlie Kirk halloween costume gets in a fight with a guy in an ICE halloween costume.
Guy in Charlie Kirk halloween costume gets in a fight with a guy in an ICE halloween costume.
September 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Checking my 2025 bingo card and this one thing finally makes sense:
Guy in Charlie Kirk halloween costume gets in a fight with a guy in an ICE halloween costume.
Guy in Charlie Kirk halloween costume gets in a fight with a guy in an ICE halloween costume.
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are video games art garfunkel?
September 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
are video games art garfunkel?
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hey remember when a rich ceo died then when they caught the suspect they made a circus of it like they found osama bin laden and charged him with terrorism but less than weeks ago two democrat lawmakers and their spouses were shot as literal assassination to shift control and everyone already forgot
June 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
hey remember when a rich ceo died then when they caught the suspect they made a circus of it like they found osama bin laden and charged him with terrorism but less than weeks ago two democrat lawmakers and their spouses were shot as literal assassination to shift control and everyone already forgot
Every photo of the Hindenburg I have ever seen did not show the back and now I know why...
August 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Every photo of the Hindenburg I have ever seen did not show the back and now I know why...
The golf course alligator has the opportunity to do the funniest thing today.
August 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The golf course alligator has the opportunity to do the funniest thing today.
Me: I'm not out of touch, I understand everything on the Internet.
The Internet rn:
Me: You know what, I'm gonna go become grandpa Simpson now
The Internet rn:
Me: You know what, I'm gonna go become grandpa Simpson now
August 30, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Me: I'm not out of touch, I understand everything on the Internet.
The Internet rn:
Me: You know what, I'm gonna go become grandpa Simpson now
The Internet rn:
Me: You know what, I'm gonna go become grandpa Simpson now
Waking up in the middle of the night and blue sky is on that same high like Pokemon Go just released.
August 30, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Waking up in the middle of the night and blue sky is on that same high like Pokemon Go just released.
Keep this one away from Final Fantasy 7.
this just in: im an abusive gamedev for (checks notes) making you feel things
August 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Keep this one away from Final Fantasy 7.
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were you forced to witness a conservative teenager's opinion on social media? you might be entitled to financial compensation!
August 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
were you forced to witness a conservative teenager's opinion on social media? you might be entitled to financial compensation!
Heretic
I ain't got no reason to be knocking on random doors out in Colorado
I ain't got no reason to be knocking on random doors out in Colorado
saw this on twitter & i had to know yall answers too 😂
August 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Heretic
I ain't got no reason to be knocking on random doors out in Colorado
I ain't got no reason to be knocking on random doors out in Colorado
Remember a couple weeks into the 2020 lockdowns and there were a bunch of "pandemic vlogs" and pictures of empty rooms littered with newspapers with "PANDEMIC" on the headline? This kinda reminds me of the validation gamedevs felt in that moment.
... Gotta go load up Left 4 Dead again.
... Gotta go load up Left 4 Dead again.
OH OF COURSE MY BAD tryna get better about that
![Graffiti on a concrete wall covered with various markings of previous attempts to cover up Graffiti reading "what kind of paint are you using to paint over this? Because if it is latex, its probably way to cold for it, [if] you want good adhesion, you need like at least 40°-45°. Maybe wait [un]till it warms up a little, I mean whats the big rush? Like, I'm in a rush now but our situations are different"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:isnh54x6p7yigdpjwlh5j7n7/bafkreia5zm3meu3tdcwo3dt5ju4xflu5lsbewum6i42vawwvbnpgtvr6q4@jpeg)
August 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Remember a couple weeks into the 2020 lockdowns and there were a bunch of "pandemic vlogs" and pictures of empty rooms littered with newspapers with "PANDEMIC" on the headline? This kinda reminds me of the validation gamedevs felt in that moment.
... Gotta go load up Left 4 Dead again.
... Gotta go load up Left 4 Dead again.
Does anyone know of an isekai with a "wife guy" being the main character?
I keep thinking that would be a funny subversion of the "harem isekai with girlfriendless sadboy" trope.
Just some dude like "Knock it off" constantly to a party of cliche anime hussies.
I keep thinking that would be a funny subversion of the "harem isekai with girlfriendless sadboy" trope.
Just some dude like "Knock it off" constantly to a party of cliche anime hussies.
August 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Does anyone know of an isekai with a "wife guy" being the main character?
I keep thinking that would be a funny subversion of the "harem isekai with girlfriendless sadboy" trope.
Just some dude like "Knock it off" constantly to a party of cliche anime hussies.
I keep thinking that would be a funny subversion of the "harem isekai with girlfriendless sadboy" trope.
Just some dude like "Knock it off" constantly to a party of cliche anime hussies.
Got bored and convinced ChatGPT that a pony is a type of chair. It will not agree that a pony is a stool though.
July 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Got bored and convinced ChatGPT that a pony is a type of chair. It will not agree that a pony is a stool though.
so are labubu just joker-pilled monchichis?
July 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
so are labubu just joker-pilled monchichis?
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POV: You're a crab and a child is about to put you in their bucket
July 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
POV: You're a crab and a child is about to put you in their bucket
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July 4, 2025 at 9:13 AM
They're bringing back the EverQuest /pizza command and I am here for it
June 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
They're bringing back the EverQuest /pizza command and I am here for it
Having a real problem with item duplication in an inventory system in a single player game. Happens somewhat randomly, mostly when moving stuff too quickly. Not sure if I should put in some kind of secondary checks or what. Any advice?
June 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Having a real problem with item duplication in an inventory system in a single player game. Happens somewhat randomly, mostly when moving stuff too quickly. Not sure if I should put in some kind of secondary checks or what. Any advice?
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pwease :3?
we are so close to 500 reviews total to get overwhelmingly positive!!
if you haven't yet, drop us a review? 👉👈
if you haven't yet, drop us a review? 👉👈
June 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
pwease :3?