Union (Moose) Man
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Follow me if you want ramblings about labor, obscure Nickelodeon lore and whatever else runs through my brain. Sometimes I make content for my AI-free, working-class RPG.
You watch Homestar Runner once over two decades ago and your entire vocabulary, speaking cadence and delivery of jokes changes.
On that note, which Homestar Runner quote lives rent free in your head?
On that note, which Homestar Runner quote lives rent free in your head?
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
You watch Homestar Runner once over two decades ago and your entire vocabulary, speaking cadence and delivery of jokes changes.
On that note, which Homestar Runner quote lives rent free in your head?
On that note, which Homestar Runner quote lives rent free in your head?
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
Walmart should apologize to Dr Suess's ghost for this sacrilegious image I just saw on Roku.
November 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Walmart should apologize to Dr Suess's ghost for this sacrilegious image I just saw on Roku.
Next Wednesday, I switch my Nickelodeon channels scheduling to run as Non-Stop NickToons Weekend. That was an event Nickelodeon did in the 90s into the mid 2000s where they'd aired blocks of NickToons for Thanksgiving weekend.
How many episodes would you say constitute a block?
How many episodes would you say constitute a block?
a basketball is going through a hoop with the nickelodeon logo behind it .
ALT: a basketball is going through a hoop with the nickelodeon logo behind it .
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November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Next Wednesday, I switch my Nickelodeon channels scheduling to run as Non-Stop NickToons Weekend. That was an event Nickelodeon did in the 90s into the mid 2000s where they'd aired blocks of NickToons for Thanksgiving weekend.
How many episodes would you say constitute a block?
How many episodes would you say constitute a block?
I had a dream last night that I had a final paper due for a college class that I completely forgot about until like the day it was due. I woke up this morning from that dream still in a panic that it was 4am and class was at 8am and my paper was due then
I haven't been in college in over a decade.
I haven't been in college in over a decade.
November 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I had a dream last night that I had a final paper due for a college class that I completely forgot about until like the day it was due. I woke up this morning from that dream still in a panic that it was 4am and class was at 8am and my paper was due then
I haven't been in college in over a decade.
I haven't been in college in over a decade.
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❌ A/I can’t replace real skills
❌ A/I can’t stop crime before it happens
❌ A/I can’t have real feelings or thought
❌ A/I isn’t therapy
✅ A/I is hurting the environment
✅ A/I is plagiaring creatives
✅ A/I is moderated by underpaid traumatized workers
✅ A/I can give you psychosis
🚫SAY NO TO GEN A/I🚫
❌ A/I can’t stop crime before it happens
❌ A/I can’t have real feelings or thought
❌ A/I isn’t therapy
✅ A/I is hurting the environment
✅ A/I is plagiaring creatives
✅ A/I is moderated by underpaid traumatized workers
✅ A/I can give you psychosis
🚫SAY NO TO GEN A/I🚫
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 PM
❌ A/I can’t replace real skills
❌ A/I can’t stop crime before it happens
❌ A/I can’t have real feelings or thought
❌ A/I isn’t therapy
✅ A/I is hurting the environment
✅ A/I is plagiaring creatives
✅ A/I is moderated by underpaid traumatized workers
✅ A/I can give you psychosis
🚫SAY NO TO GEN A/I🚫
❌ A/I can’t stop crime before it happens
❌ A/I can’t have real feelings or thought
❌ A/I isn’t therapy
✅ A/I is hurting the environment
✅ A/I is plagiaring creatives
✅ A/I is moderated by underpaid traumatized workers
✅ A/I can give you psychosis
🚫SAY NO TO GEN A/I🚫
I'm so glad I'm no longer a teacher and don't have to deal with kids bringing up the Bill Clinton story in class.
November 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I'm so glad I'm no longer a teacher and don't have to deal with kids bringing up the Bill Clinton story in class.
Pope Leo in the 80s (right) looks like he's about to drop the sickest goth rock track.
November 17, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Pope Leo in the 80s (right) looks like he's about to drop the sickest goth rock track.
Bruh
The app Text With Jesus uses artificial intelligence and chatbots to offer spiritual guidance to users who are looking to connect with a higher power: on.nbc10.com/7XM8xrf
People can text with Jesus on a controversial new app. How does it work?
Artificial intelligence app Text With Jesus lets users chat with biblical figures and it is raising debate over faith and technology.
on.nbc10.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Bruh
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Alright, it's time...
This is Voidlight: A rules-bright sci-fi horror dungeon crawl where your only safety is a beam of light that shrinks every ten minutes.
Light on rules, bound to the dark.
100 playtesters battle tested this game and it's finally available!
farirpgs.itch.io/voidlight
This is Voidlight: A rules-bright sci-fi horror dungeon crawl where your only safety is a beam of light that shrinks every ten minutes.
Light on rules, bound to the dark.
100 playtesters battle tested this game and it's finally available!
farirpgs.itch.io/voidlight
October 28, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Alright, it's time...
This is Voidlight: A rules-bright sci-fi horror dungeon crawl where your only safety is a beam of light that shrinks every ten minutes.
Light on rules, bound to the dark.
100 playtesters battle tested this game and it's finally available!
farirpgs.itch.io/voidlight
This is Voidlight: A rules-bright sci-fi horror dungeon crawl where your only safety is a beam of light that shrinks every ten minutes.
Light on rules, bound to the dark.
100 playtesters battle tested this game and it's finally available!
farirpgs.itch.io/voidlight
The daily börk
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The daily börk
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Private equity firm Sycamore Partners bought Walgreens.
Now Walgreens has stopped giving most workers paid vacation on Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays.
Private equity takeovers are a disaster for workers, and customers.
Now Walgreens has stopped giving most workers paid vacation on Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays.
Private equity takeovers are a disaster for workers, and customers.
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Private equity firm Sycamore Partners bought Walgreens.
Now Walgreens has stopped giving most workers paid vacation on Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays.
Private equity takeovers are a disaster for workers, and customers.
Now Walgreens has stopped giving most workers paid vacation on Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays.
Private equity takeovers are a disaster for workers, and customers.
The first time I played Pokemon Red/Blue I evolved my Eevee to Flareon bc in the PokeRap the clip they show of Flareon is one of them breathing a line of spiraling fire and my 9 year old self thought that was cool af.
a drawing of a fox with a long tail
ALT: a drawing of a fox with a long tail
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November 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
The first time I played Pokemon Red/Blue I evolved my Eevee to Flareon bc in the PokeRap the clip they show of Flareon is one of them breathing a line of spiraling fire and my 9 year old self thought that was cool af.
Sometimes I lurk on r/Catholicism and as a secular cradle Catholic, damn are Catholic converts and their evangelical WASPy ass energy weird.
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Sometimes I lurk on r/Catholicism and as a secular cradle Catholic, damn are Catholic converts and their evangelical WASPy ass energy weird.
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WELCOME TO WEDNESDAY
November 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
WELCOME TO WEDNESDAY
My dog and her Degrassi pride flag pillow.
November 12, 2025 at 12:27 PM
My dog and her Degrassi pride flag pillow.
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Yeah, I know ball. Dragon Ball.
November 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Yeah, I know ball. Dragon Ball.
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
I watched an episode of TNG recently where the Enterprise responded to a distress call from a federation ship that vanished decades ago. These formless beings ended up possessing Deanna, Data and O'Brien and the first thing they did was find the most bullyable member of the crew; Worf.
November 7, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I watched an episode of TNG recently where the Enterprise responded to a distress call from a federation ship that vanished decades ago. These formless beings ended up possessing Deanna, Data and O'Brien and the first thing they did was find the most bullyable member of the crew; Worf.
Worf is really like "I've been paralyzed. I can't wait to find someone else to take care of my son I didn't know I had until last year and then kill myself for Klingon honor/I don't want to be a dad."
November 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Worf is really like "I've been paralyzed. I can't wait to find someone else to take care of my son I didn't know I had until last year and then kill myself for Klingon honor/I don't want to be a dad."
Lmfao the trauma this ICE pig went through smelling the mustard and onions in the sandwich. 🥲
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Lmfao the trauma this ICE pig went through smelling the mustard and onions in the sandwich. 🥲
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If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If sandwich shops don’t start offering a sandwich named “the acquittal” then what are we even doing
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Dieselpunk 1921 - The Vatican City State
November 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Dieselpunk 1921 - The Vatican City State
I feel like of all the Nickelodeon celebrities, Danny Tamberelli is the one I'm most likely to accidentally run into.
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I feel like of all the Nickelodeon celebrities, Danny Tamberelli is the one I'm most likely to accidentally run into.
I don't want to sleep until noon on every one of my days off but that's what my body has decided.
November 6, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I don't want to sleep until noon on every one of my days off but that's what my body has decided.