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🎄𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔢 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔩𝔢🎄
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Shy forest creature 🦄✨ | Future Radiologic Technologist hopefully| Satanist | She/Her/They | Alien Franchise Nutcase | TLDI Fan | https://linktr.ee/unicorn.teeth?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=255c2d2e-0cf1-46ca-a4b4-5cb701a1e113
Its time
December 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Me and this snowflake are gonna be working late so I'm gonna be late to the #TheLastDriveIn tonight. But I'll see you gators later. ❄️🐊
#MutantFam
December 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
i know when you are sleeping, i know when you're awake
December 12, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Why did ANYONE make me believe this was a bad movie???!
December 11, 2025 at 4:52 AM
OMG OMG OMG I'm CRYING
December 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
wait
wait this is scary as shit
December 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
man what am I doing
#MutantFam
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Holy homemaker Batman!! 🦇
December 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I really wish I liked Saw enough to justify getting this shirt because it's really pretty.
December 10, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I'm done with my first semester at X-ray school, it's after 1PM, I'm tipsy, and I'm watching Blood And Black Lace again because why not.
#MutantFam
December 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The alternative girlies are doing a lot of heavy lifting this holiday season by wearing as much glitzy makeup and wispies as we can to keep the relatives clutching their pearls and offended by impropriety.
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Show me your tan food
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
It's Jell-O Temptations night
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Buying this cheap Italian wine and fancy Jell-O at the grocery store might have been the single silliest set of checkout items of my entire life. #MutantFam #TheLastDriveIn #girldinner
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I heard tonight is Jell-O night, so here I am to represent Team Bava
... or will I? I like Argento stuff too
...
Aaagh
#TheLastDriveIn
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This is who runs this account
November 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I thought I wasn't going to get any trick or treaters yesterday and was very pleasantly proven wrong and got to give out ALL of my full size candy bars. 🎃 🍬
November 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
October 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Went to see Frankenstein and now I can't stop Frankenstein-ing
#MutantFam
October 27, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I just think childhood trauma gives us good flavor.
#TheLastDriveIn
#Splatterween
#MutantFam
October 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Ok electrolytes, fix me already
#TheLastDriveIn
#Splatterween
#MutantFam
October 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
A couple of my favorite people laying on the cheese tonight. ❤️❤️ #FangoriaChainsawAwards
October 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
All snacks on deck and ready for the #FangoriaChainsawAwards!!
I already can't believe the production value this year whoa.
October 20, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I usedtah look good, I usedtah have class, usedtah be a contendah.
October 18, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Dang it's so jarring to see one of my celebrity crushes go from being Raleigh in Pacific Rim to fucking ED GEIN 🥲
October 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM