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Shy forest creature 🦄✨ | Future Radiologic Technologist hopefully| Satanist | She/Her/They | Alien Franchise Nutcase | TLDI Fan | https://linktr.ee/unicorn.teeth?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=255c2d2e-0cf1-46ca-a4b4-5cb701a1e113
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Holy homemaker Batman!! 🦇
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In the same vein, but season appropriate 🐗❄️
December 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You ever just think about how people in ancient times could never have exactly the same kind of dreams that we have when they slept because everything about their world was different than it is now? Every object, every building, every food, every outfit. The set dressing was like another world.
December 15, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Christ on a cracker 🥲
I have...I have no words. All I can do is hand Andy Serkis his well deserved "worst adaptation of an important literary classic in the history of film" trophy and find a nice corner to cry in.

youtu.be/g8wLmj9SiKM?...
Animal Farm | Andy Serkis | Official Trailer | In Theaters May 1 | Angel
YouTube video by Angel
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December 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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When I see an ad boasting of all that A.I. can create for me
December 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Okay I gotta peace out because I have work in the morning, but I hope everyone enjoys the rest of ICED and gets somma that GWARRRRRR GEARRRR!!
May the Drive-In never die, and Happy Holidays to all! #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
December 13, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I'm one of the major poors this year, but I did donate directly to the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation, and to the Xerces Society For Invertebrate Conservation tonight. #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Ah yes, sex music that sounds like you're going to die drowning in a video game #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Live and die by the Jacuzzi #TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
There's a method to her madness
Ok ok jfc I'll stop
#TheLastDriveIn
December 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Me and this snowflake are gonna be working late so I'm gonna be late to the #TheLastDriveIn tonight. But I'll see you gators later. ❄️🐊
#MutantFam
December 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
i know when you are sleeping, i know when you're awake
December 12, 2025 at 7:06 AM
man what am I doing
#MutantFam
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Holy homemaker Batman!! 🦇
December 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I really wish I liked Saw enough to justify getting this shirt because it's really pretty.
December 10, 2025 at 7:14 AM
A reminder that it doesn't matter what Quentin thinks because fucking DAVID LYNCH liked Matthew Lillard and there is NO higher honor than that.
December 9, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I'm done with my first semester at X-ray school, it's after 1PM, I'm tipsy, and I'm watching Blood And Black Lace again because why not.
#MutantFam
December 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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its always wheres the rent never hows the rent
December 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Sorry but, speaking as someone who cares deeply about the unimaginable conditions in Gaza and has hit the streets multiple times this year and donated money: the idea of boycotting Stranger Things Season 5 due to the actions of Noah Schnapp is the most performative thing I've ever heard of.
December 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Today on his birthday, we’re remembering the great Tony Todd, not only for the iconic roles he embodied, but for the tremendous passion he had for his work, and for his thoughtful and nuanced approach to a genre that was lucky to benefit from his gifts. He is missed.
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I'd like to watch Welcome To Derry, but I'd also like to never see or think about the AI slop opening so I'm conflicted. 🎈
December 3, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I let my cat smell things that I'm holding so that he can have a broader experience of the world. I let my partner taste the drink I made so that he can have a broader experience of the world.
December 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I'm trying to come up with a witty holiday handle for Bluesky, but Katie Steinruck just doesn't lend itself to like... anything.
Krampus Steinruck?
Katie Snow-Truck?
Katie Saves Christmas????
December 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 8:28 AM
The alternative girlies are doing a lot of heavy lifting this holiday season by wearing as much glitzy makeup and wispies as we can to keep the relatives clutching their pearls and offended by impropriety.
November 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Show me your tan food
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM