vladivostok 2000
@undivine.bsky.social
IBM PC compatible. Noted sludge poster. A face only a straight woman could love. This social media profile is a non-smoking, non-drinking area.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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pac man says
Clipped by: aves97
Clipped by: aves97
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
pac man says
Clipped by: aves97
Clipped by: aves97
i closed the tab, then thought, was it named because he discovered it, or because he had done it? He had done it
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
i closed the tab, then thought, was it named because he discovered it, or because he had done it? He had done it
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i’m lowkey asexual 32% of the time
November 27, 2025 at 11:13 AM
i’m lowkey asexual 32% of the time
Putting a pillow on yourself and pretending that someone is napping on your chest while youre browsing X the everything app on your phone >>>>>>
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Putting a pillow on yourself and pretending that someone is napping on your chest while youre browsing X the everything app on your phone >>>>>>
You can ragebait redditors by just being normal and nonchalant
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
You can ragebait redditors by just being normal and nonchalant
The battery is expected to run out at around 03:30.
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 AM
The battery is expected to run out at around 03:30.
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I want them to touch me
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 AM
I want them to touch me
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The Brooklyn Citizen
November 19,1918
November 19,1918
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 AM
The Brooklyn Citizen
November 19,1918
November 19,1918
Who up needing them badly and suffering
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Who up needing them badly and suffering
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I am once again required to do nothing for hours
November 27, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I am once again required to do nothing for hours
Using a tablespoon feels childish. Use a teaspoon or a fork
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Using a tablespoon feels childish. Use a teaspoon or a fork
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I'm so happy this is real
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I'm so happy this is real
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![4-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the big spoon. (2) PERSON 1: Some people like to be the little spoon. (3) [two sets of spoons that don’t lay flat against each other, one arranged with the little one on top of the big one, the other with the big spoon on top of the little spoon] PERSON 1: And some brave truth-tellers point out that the metaphor makes no sense because different-sized spoons don’t nest right *either* way. You nest *same*-sized spoons. (4) PERSON: ...And apparently *we* sleep on the couch. PERSON 2 off-screen: Why are you *still* going on about the spoon thing? PERSON 1: Because I’m *right!*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicfq5lrhnknblf2ycalxk2vctpeqjzy566xxqjy2xsm67ys5of3j4@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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The King and "Whopper Jr.", pictured below, have been submitted to @spriters-resource.com
Really hope I see people running around as this in Tower Unite soon.
Really hope I see people running around as this in Tower Unite soon.
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The King and "Whopper Jr.", pictured below, have been submitted to @spriters-resource.com
Really hope I see people running around as this in Tower Unite soon.
Really hope I see people running around as this in Tower Unite soon.
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I HAVE DECODED BURGER KING. I HAVE THE RAW HIGH QUALITY MODELS.
AHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHA
November 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I HAVE DECODED BURGER KING. I HAVE THE RAW HIGH QUALITY MODELS.
AHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHA
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Hey Google - how can I have a life worth living if I'm working two full-time jobs Oh
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Hey Google - how can I have a life worth living if I'm working two full-time jobs Oh
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