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Nik
@uncleboypng.bsky.social
caught somewhere between queerdom, RPGs, 80’s boogie, and Brat summer

hole/pole

STR: 8, DEX: 10, CON: 13, INT: 8, WIS: 18, CHA: 12
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never met a bathroom mirror i didn’t like or has cracked from my visage yet
the absolute AUDACITY this word counter has to assume i would use something as smooth brained fuck ass deadbeat caca garbage as generative AI to write. sorry my brain and writing skills are fucking CUNT 💅🏽
January 16, 2026 at 11:50 PM
pokemon and disney adults: in a world full of incredible media, why?
January 16, 2026 at 3:25 AM
if you like showing your nudes on the internet but not your face: why? and don’t say bc you need to keep a job
January 16, 2026 at 1:59 AM
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Week 1 of 2026 in the bag.
January 9, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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2026 out: being a racist
2026 in: being a RAECIST
January 6, 2026 at 2:45 AM
thinking of the original White Castle building this NYE
January 1, 2026 at 4:18 AM
not sure who needs to hear this but Shut The Hell Up
December 31, 2025 at 2:36 AM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, or alice in chains

“The Midnite Hour” (1992) by Jamie Principle. this Chicago house album laid the foundation for pop structures in house music. it’s also cunt af
December 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
about to embark on a journey through Divinity II: Original Sin for the first time… lord help me
December 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
If you see this, post your favorite Final Fantasy character
December 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
which one of you is a member?
December 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
sometimes i miss my long hair and then i remember all the reasons i rid of it. mostly bc it fried the vacuum cleaner and i was tired of finding long hairs in my buttcrack. sigh… should i grow her out again?
December 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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My hottest take is that letting cops park in red zones for mundane errands and coffee breaks; I think “you can break the law at your discretion as a job perk” is the small domino that ends in the large domino of “shooting protesters in the face with rubber bullets”
It must be wild to get to abuse the public then pay for it with the public's money
December 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
alright alright me too me too
December 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
can this fucking semester be over already??
December 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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IT'S TIIIIIIIIIIIME
December 1, 2025 at 10:48 AM
nothin hits better than a 9:30 p.m. coffee ugh 🥴
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
all the Bandcamp listening parties i’m interested in are always at some diva hour, like 1:30pm on a tuesday… i have a day job Barbara. i can’t live like this
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 AM
called out of work and created this vibe instead
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 AM
tfw your only chaser is water
November 20, 2025 at 12:44 AM
never met a bathroom mirror i didn’t like or has cracked from my visage yet
November 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.

Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
ready for some shit to happen at this shit place so some other shit can happen so i can still feel like shit. thanks capitalism
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 PM
did i mention i make art for the higher education industrial complex?
November 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
ah, cloudy autumnal days. really lookin to suck some hot pot down rn
November 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM