Umbrella USS SGT
@umbrellasgt.bsky.social
Level 36 | Cyber Security/Finance/Gay
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When you pay for your hookups Uber home - call that post nut charity
when she saved an entire month for those two drops she shot inside you - call that post nut rarity
when you're both equally satisfied after sex - call that post nut parity
January 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
When you pay for your hookups Uber home - call that post nut charity
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"Charli xcx in Manchester" Gotta be the highest concentration of demon twinks there has ever been anywhere in the UK
November 28, 2024 at 1:58 PM
"Charli xcx in Manchester" Gotta be the highest concentration of demon twinks there has ever been anywhere in the UK
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Someone on Mastodon said we'll get Schrodinger's jobs: you can't do the job remotely and you must go to the office, but simultaneously it can be replaced by AI.
(They ended up deleting the post because they got overwhelmed with the >1000 reposts)
(They ended up deleting the post because they got overwhelmed with the >1000 reposts)
December 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Someone on Mastodon said we'll get Schrodinger's jobs: you can't do the job remotely and you must go to the office, but simultaneously it can be replaced by AI.
(They ended up deleting the post because they got overwhelmed with the >1000 reposts)
(They ended up deleting the post because they got overwhelmed with the >1000 reposts)