Uma Kompton
@umakompton.bsky.social
Anti bullying advocate, Professional Sabrina Carpenter hater, Sewerside survivor, Sex Trafficking Survivor, Abortionist, Mother, Virgin
Found a mysterious metal attachment in the shower of my husband‘s workplace. About 8 inches long, 3 inches thick, made of metal, and smells absolutely vile. I'm afraid to touch it.
What is this and why does it exist?
What is this and why does it exist?
February 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Found a mysterious metal attachment in the shower of my husband‘s workplace. About 8 inches long, 3 inches thick, made of metal, and smells absolutely vile. I'm afraid to touch it.
What is this and why does it exist?
What is this and why does it exist?
My opps must be non-binary the way they think they them
January 22, 2026 at 8:25 AM
My opps must be non-binary the way they think they them
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can we workshop the name
January 21, 2026 at 10:07 AM
can we workshop the name
OH HITLARY YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN
January 20, 2026 at 8:46 PM
OH HITLARY YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN
For NYE im about to party like my husband just died and my name is Erika Kirk
December 31, 2025 at 7:24 PM
For NYE im about to party like my husband just died and my name is Erika Kirk
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Polyamorous individuals are no longer permitted to join the U.S. military.
February 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Polyamorous individuals are no longer permitted to join the U.S. military.
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Yes im white, yes my Thanksgiving Turkey is seasoned, we exist
November 28, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Yes im white, yes my Thanksgiving Turkey is seasoned, we exist
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I know thats right, plus my daughter Miracle doesn’t bang spoons together, she uses forks only.
October 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I know thats right, plus my daughter Miracle doesn’t bang spoons together, she uses forks only.
U must be mistaking me with Nicki Minaj sweetie
@umakompton.bsky.social is kinda like a schizo psyop and tbh i love that vibe
October 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
U must be mistaking me with Nicki Minaj sweetie
The life of a chop hoe
October 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The life of a chop hoe
Uma Kompton has officially declined performing at the upcoming #SuperBowl halftime show. (Via HITSDD)
September 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Uma Kompton has officially declined performing at the upcoming #SuperBowl halftime show. (Via HITSDD)
rihanna won’t drop new music cus it’s clear lola young is a threat to her musical career
August 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
rihanna won’t drop new music cus it’s clear lola young is a threat to her musical career
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Bonnie Mckee seeing this
August 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Bonnie Mckee seeing this
Lana knew not to mention Bonnie Mckee
August 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Lana knew not to mention Bonnie Mckee
I shoved it up my pussy before i gave it back to her. Now her husband knows how my pussy tastes like next time he kisses her
August 7, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I shoved it up my pussy before i gave it back to her. Now her husband knows how my pussy tastes like next time he kisses her
this republican woman chased me down the street because she thought i stole her vape 😭
August 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
this republican woman chased me down the street because she thought i stole her vape 😭
Imagine feeding one twin and then you forget which one you fode! 😩
August 6, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Imagine feeding one twin and then you forget which one you fode! 😩
I was being SILENCED by Gracie Abrams and her lawyers
Girl where have you BEEN. They took your insta down again!
August 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I was being SILENCED by Gracie Abrams and her lawyers
I’m Finna Pick My Son Up From School.
July 31, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I’m Finna Pick My Son Up From School.
This is the only dick i got ( its from my lesbean era)
April 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This is the only dick i got ( its from my lesbean era)
my horny ass could never be a Landlord 😭
April 24, 2025 at 11:10 AM
my horny ass could never be a Landlord 😭
I am not transgendered
April 24, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I am not transgendered