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Ulysse
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It's dark out here, but it's nice to have a friend. Here for Long Term Friendships and to help others. DMs open.
abstractions are so good at hiding externalities

viewing employee as work hours per cost, trash bin as outgoing pipe, uber driver as infrastructure, amazon as cheap disposables market, app development as ai prompt, virtual assistant as robot, customer service as anger sink
July 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
if u book through expedia, u can donate $5 to their advertising budget too
July 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
iberia can't decide if it's operated by american airlines or the other way around
July 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
compare these. i just zoomed in to make the second one bigger
July 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
this preview really messed with me 😵
July 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
waking up early
July 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
what do u put in the most important space on your phone?
July 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
the state of software in 2025
July 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
nods nods nods nods nods
July 2, 2025 at 7:39 AM
nods pauses pauses nods
July 2, 2025 at 7:39 AM
he understood the assignment
June 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
how did it come to this
June 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
the delusion that u can know completely even one small facet of reality
June 24, 2025 at 3:19 AM
y'all laugh at the haskell ppl but all the best non-haskell APIs i've used just reinvented parts of a monad

like tiny languages that let u express intention with data and make it harder to get into bad states
June 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
the energy that trevor moore has in kitty history makes me want to be his friend soooooo bad. it's like a kids' show host but it doesn't feel fake. i think he is just *that* relaxed and having fun... like he's on the edge of cracking up constantly
June 4, 2025 at 7:27 PM
something about how people force things onto their kids that they wouldn’t do themselves (musical instrument, second language school, competitions, …) makes me sad
June 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
i'm starting a kickstarter. please chip in so i can purchase this book

no, sorry i can't share it afterwards... times are tough u know
May 30, 2025 at 5:19 AM
why ireland? why are they so interested in my website?
May 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
feel like putting these all next to each other isn’t ideal… but perhaps better than all the alternatives?
May 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
funny how tapping the X in the top right removes this, but if u miss the X by just a little bit then the whole screen is consumed by the thing u wanted to get rid of
May 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
This guy's probably stabbed someone with a spoon...
April 27, 2023 at 4:21 PM
Let us return to our roots posting photos of cats on the Internet! I don’t have a cat so I just image searched for this one 😺
April 25, 2023 at 3:24 PM