Ulysse
@ulyssepence.bsky.social
It's dark out here, but it's nice to have a friend. Here for Long Term Friendships and to help others. DMs open.
u don’t have to “get” a book. u can just enjoy reading it and then not hmm and haw thinking about its meaning. let the parts that u liked surface in your conversations with friends
August 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
u don’t have to “get” a book. u can just enjoy reading it and then not hmm and haw thinking about its meaning. let the parts that u liked surface in your conversations with friends
in another life, i washed dishes for a living and i was very content
July 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
in another life, i washed dishes for a living and i was very content
life really begins at 40
July 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
life really begins at 40
abstractions are so good at hiding externalities
viewing employee as work hours per cost, trash bin as outgoing pipe, uber driver as infrastructure, amazon as cheap disposables market, app development as ai prompt, virtual assistant as robot, customer service as anger sink
viewing employee as work hours per cost, trash bin as outgoing pipe, uber driver as infrastructure, amazon as cheap disposables market, app development as ai prompt, virtual assistant as robot, customer service as anger sink
July 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
abstractions are so good at hiding externalities
viewing employee as work hours per cost, trash bin as outgoing pipe, uber driver as infrastructure, amazon as cheap disposables market, app development as ai prompt, virtual assistant as robot, customer service as anger sink
viewing employee as work hours per cost, trash bin as outgoing pipe, uber driver as infrastructure, amazon as cheap disposables market, app development as ai prompt, virtual assistant as robot, customer service as anger sink
iberia can't decide if it's operated by american airlines or the other way around
July 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
iberia can't decide if it's operated by american airlines or the other way around
Hotel Checkout™ is a powerful mechanic we included in our game LIFE. no matter how much the player prepares the night before, they'll feel a sense of urgency/dread as they scramble to bathe, brush teeth, pack up cosmetics/chargers/suitcase, and strip the bed, all before 10am
July 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Hotel Checkout™ is a powerful mechanic we included in our game LIFE. no matter how much the player prepares the night before, they'll feel a sense of urgency/dread as they scramble to bathe, brush teeth, pack up cosmetics/chargers/suitcase, and strip the bed, all before 10am
lots of games have a mode to pause and take a screenshot without the UI so u can share it with friends
on social media, we share screenshots with tools built into the OS. but the images are so low res, when they could be made high res since they're usually vector graphics
on social media, we share screenshots with tools built into the OS. but the images are so low res, when they could be made high res since they're usually vector graphics
July 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
lots of games have a mode to pause and take a screenshot without the UI so u can share it with friends
on social media, we share screenshots with tools built into the OS. but the images are so low res, when they could be made high res since they're usually vector graphics
on social media, we share screenshots with tools built into the OS. but the images are so low res, when they could be made high res since they're usually vector graphics
is there a name for when u peek at a message someone sent and it’s really vicious and then they unsend it, never knowing u actually read it and u never talk about it but it festers hidden deep in your heart for the rest of your life?
July 10, 2025 at 9:51 PM
is there a name for when u peek at a message someone sent and it’s really vicious and then they unsend it, never knowing u actually read it and u never talk about it but it festers hidden deep in your heart for the rest of your life?
being happy is so sexy
July 9, 2025 at 6:24 PM
being happy is so sexy
this preview really messed with me 😵
July 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
this preview really messed with me 😵
do u pronounce "okkkkkkkkkk" like
okaaaaaaaaaaay
or
okaykaykaykaykaykaykaykay
or
oakkuhkuhkuhkuhkuh
or
oak~~~~~~~~ (breathing out)
okaaaaaaaaaaay
or
okaykaykaykaykaykaykaykay
or
oakkuhkuhkuhkuhkuh
or
oak~~~~~~~~ (breathing out)
July 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
do u pronounce "okkkkkkkkkk" like
okaaaaaaaaaaay
or
okaykaykaykaykaykaykaykay
or
oakkuhkuhkuhkuhkuh
or
oak~~~~~~~~ (breathing out)
okaaaaaaaaaaay
or
okaykaykaykaykaykaykaykay
or
oakkuhkuhkuhkuhkuh
or
oak~~~~~~~~ (breathing out)
me (looking at a ridiculously marriageable man at the airport): “MAW WIFE”
bro just sitting in an airport, shaking his head, muttering to himself “i’m so easy” as he falls in love with every guy that walks by
July 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
me (looking at a ridiculously marriageable man at the airport): “MAW WIFE”
what do u put in the most important space on your phone?
July 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
what do u put in the most important space on your phone?
i’ve walked down market st in san francisco hundreds of times. only today did i notice how beautiful all the trees lining the street are. i cried, got on a bike, and cried some more
and i didn’t hide those tears… thank u @riverkenna.com
and i didn’t hide those tears… thank u @riverkenna.com
July 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
i’ve walked down market st in san francisco hundreds of times. only today did i notice how beautiful all the trees lining the street are. i cried, got on a bike, and cried some more
and i didn’t hide those tears… thank u @riverkenna.com
and i didn’t hide those tears… thank u @riverkenna.com
like i always say, don’t look a dead horse in the mouth
(cuz it’s rotten omg do i have to explain)
(cuz it’s rotten omg do i have to explain)
July 5, 2025 at 7:31 AM
like i always say, don’t look a dead horse in the mouth
(cuz it’s rotten omg do i have to explain)
(cuz it’s rotten omg do i have to explain)
the state of software in 2025
July 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
the state of software in 2025
i didn’t have a sewing kit to patch a hole in my pants, so i went to a friend’s to use theirs. this must be what people mean by friends with benefits
July 4, 2025 at 8:09 AM
i didn’t have a sewing kit to patch a hole in my pants, so i went to a friend’s to use theirs. this must be what people mean by friends with benefits
nods pauses pauses nods
July 2, 2025 at 7:39 AM
nods pauses pauses nods
he understood the assignment
June 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
he understood the assignment
bro just sitting in an airport, shaking his head, muttering to himself “i’m so easy” as he falls in love with every guy that walks by
June 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
bro just sitting in an airport, shaking his head, muttering to himself “i’m so easy” as he falls in love with every guy that walks by
how did it come to this
June 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
how did it come to this
and the lord said, “good grease cometh to those wheels that squeaketh”
June 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
and the lord said, “good grease cometh to those wheels that squeaketh”
the butt wants what the butt wants
June 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
the butt wants what the butt wants
everything is a remix
巾市帀干于千子夭天夫无矢失先
厅庁压庒厎底厙庫厍库厠廁厦廈厪廑
又夕夂攵女戊戌戍或咸成戉
大丈尢犬太尤六穴
日白曰臼貝具真直
奉奏秦泰辛幸㚔羍
巾市帀干于千子夭天夫无矢失先
厅庁压庒厎底厙庫厍库厠廁厦廈厪廑
又夕夂攵女戊戌戍或咸成戉
大丈尢犬太尤六穴
日白曰臼貝具真直
奉奏秦泰辛幸㚔羍
June 24, 2025 at 6:22 AM
everything is a remix
巾市帀干于千子夭天夫无矢失先
厅庁压庒厎底厙庫厍库厠廁厦廈厪廑
又夕夂攵女戊戌戍或咸成戉
大丈尢犬太尤六穴
日白曰臼貝具真直
奉奏秦泰辛幸㚔羍
巾市帀干于千子夭天夫无矢失先
厅庁压庒厎底厙庫厍库厠廁厦廈厪廑
又夕夂攵女戊戌戍或咸成戉
大丈尢犬太尤六穴
日白曰臼貝具真直
奉奏秦泰辛幸㚔羍