Joe Friday I'm In Love
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Ain't where I'm from (Bronx); I'm where I'm at (Midwest). But not mad about it. Middle-aged, out of shape, hate Nazis and anarchists.
As a pure wordcel, I quite enjoyed math all the way up through algebra (Mystery arithmetic; I’m Sherlock Holmes) and collapsed when it started getting spatial (geometry and, especially, trig). But yeah, plenty of math is wordy and relational.
December 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
As a pure wordcel, I quite enjoyed math all the way up through algebra (Mystery arithmetic; I’m Sherlock Holmes) and collapsed when it started getting spatial (geometry and, especially, trig). But yeah, plenty of math is wordy and relational.
Politics is, famously, Hollywood for ugly people.
December 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Politics is, famously, Hollywood for ugly people.
I thought this was going to refer to the Supreme Court.
December 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I thought this was going to refer to the Supreme Court.
Probably should move to the city.
December 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Probably should move to the city.
Whole lotta people who think they could take LeBron one-on-one.
Jump and get ya dunk smacked.
Jump and get ya dunk smacked.
December 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Whole lotta people who think they could take LeBron one-on-one.
Jump and get ya dunk smacked.
Jump and get ya dunk smacked.
I'm gonna apply for a job as a Supreme Court justice when the Democrats take over (I am not a lawyer, which is my strongest qualifcation). My judicial philosophy will be "What's Alito doing? The opposite of that. Fuck you, Sammy Boy." I will be the finest jurist in the history of the body.
December 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I'm gonna apply for a job as a Supreme Court justice when the Democrats take over (I am not a lawyer, which is my strongest qualifcation). My judicial philosophy will be "What's Alito doing? The opposite of that. Fuck you, Sammy Boy." I will be the finest jurist in the history of the body.
Wise guys, eh?
December 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Wise guys, eh?
Does she go by Larry?
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Does she go by Larry?
Good thing the governor over there was pumping the Chief Anti-Vaxxer when he got nominated for HHS.
December 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Good thing the governor over there was pumping the Chief Anti-Vaxxer when he got nominated for HHS.
I don't see those motherfuckers conserving anything. Nihilist majority, maybe.
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I don't see those motherfuckers conserving anything. Nihilist majority, maybe.
The alliance between Imperial cities as nodes of commerce and the Holy Roman Emperor against the Imperial Princes and the borderline criminal knightly class.
December 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The alliance between Imperial cities as nodes of commerce and the Holy Roman Emperor against the Imperial Princes and the borderline criminal knightly class.
Although I think it's more tween than teen.
December 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Although I think it's more tween than teen.
It could be credibly the Minecraft movie. I think it's accurate.
December 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
It could be credibly the Minecraft movie. I think it's accurate.
The “Simon Says” remix, actually. Specifically the Meth, Red, and Busta verses. Downhill from there.
December 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The “Simon Says” remix, actually. Specifically the Meth, Red, and Busta verses. Downhill from there.
Most of pop culture, I just put to the side as not for an oldster like me. But I will say that the kids can't rap anymore. So much mumbling and crooning and singsongy gabble. Nobody spitting bullets.
December 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Most of pop culture, I just put to the side as not for an oldster like me. But I will say that the kids can't rap anymore. So much mumbling and crooning and singsongy gabble. Nobody spitting bullets.
(They don't detest what he stands for. He gives them the boners they don't like to talk about.)
December 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
(They don't detest what he stands for. He gives them the boners they don't like to talk about.)
They also liked to talk up the Catalonian anarchists. A real penchant for people who got comprehensively wiped out. Like the most annoying version of pre-2016 Cubs fans.
December 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
They also liked to talk up the Catalonian anarchists. A real penchant for people who got comprehensively wiped out. Like the most annoying version of pre-2016 Cubs fans.
I have known a couple Commune-humpers, but it's tough to build up too much enthusiasm for an enterprise which got about a year in a beleaguered wartime capital before the army mopped them up. It's like stanning the Kingdom of Muenster.
December 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I have known a couple Commune-humpers, but it's tough to build up too much enthusiasm for an enterprise which got about a year in a beleaguered wartime capital before the army mopped them up. It's like stanning the Kingdom of Muenster.
And a lot of that is old Billboard stalwarts like Mariah Carey and Wham!
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
And a lot of that is old Billboard stalwarts like Mariah Carey and Wham!
Ain't no lie. Bye bye bye.
December 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Ain't no lie. Bye bye bye.
It's almost like increasingly unrestrained violence has a logic of its own.
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
It's almost like increasingly unrestrained violence has a logic of its own.
Wanking Emoji
December 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Wanking Emoji
It's actually quite fair to read things into a text which the author didn't consciously intend. Because authors are people, too, and don't always fully appreciate the implications of their own thoughts. But it's useful to understand what they thought they were doing.
December 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
It's actually quite fair to read things into a text which the author didn't consciously intend. Because authors are people, too, and don't always fully appreciate the implications of their own thoughts. But it's useful to understand what they thought they were doing.
And so, very well, might have Smith. If he had had the opportunity.
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
And so, very well, might have Smith. If he had had the opportunity.
Marx was the Martin Luther of his day. Just another disagreeable Christian sectarian with an angry pen.
December 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Marx was the Martin Luther of his day. Just another disagreeable Christian sectarian with an angry pen.