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January 11, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM
ive been cucked by the dictatorship of the proletariat!
January 11, 2026 at 5:12 AM
did u know as a child i wanted to be jewish
January 8, 2026 at 6:23 AM
i like that marty supreme just has a vampire in it at the end, more movies should do that, political thriller where one of the secret service agents pulls down his sunglasses and he has werewolf eyes or some shit and it never comes up
January 8, 2026 at 6:20 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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I just want to say how much of an honor it is to DJ at this event... twenty years ago, my wife left me, and took everything but my equipment. it is all I know anymore. my only purpose. I hope you enjoy. and to the ladies in the audience: remember to WASH! UNDER! YOUR! FORESKIN!!!!!
September 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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are you even allowed to use that technique, I don't think so, that one's forbidden as fuck, you haven't yet even mastered the sixfold inner paths or looked beyond the serpents eye, no way you're allowed to use that technique, I'm telling the sensei
January 3, 2026 at 11:38 PM
apparently when i still had twitter i tweeted something about wanting a child with cancer to die??
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 AM
they call me east bay lay...kshmi
May 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
motherfucker had a mate in one against me (im white) instead he unnecessarily went g5 to protect his knight when he already had a rook protecting it and left his queen hanging 4 no reason
April 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
shfshshshsfh
March 10, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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March 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Eminem + Dr. Seuss!? Somebody pinch me!!! 🙌
March 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
wait so is genji being good at martial arts a racist thing cuz hes chinese? like retsu lmao
March 7, 2025 at 6:32 AM
umineko spoilers, omfg adgjkhajdkgahkdgjhajkghjkagk agah
March 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
nope it was just my e levels i hate men
yeah i would fuck the shit out of him
February 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
omg
February 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
bakineko
February 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
ahahahahhaha
February 24, 2025 at 5:48 AM
February 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
aww
February 23, 2025 at 10:51 AM
ok, kinda funny
February 23, 2025 at 10:38 AM
king shit
February 23, 2025 at 10:29 AM