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I wish Elon Musk owned this website...
Sean "Diddy" Combs will voice Baby Yoshi and sing a song in the Super Mario Galaxy Movie.
Source: Nintendo
Source: Nintendo
November 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Sean "Diddy" Combs will voice Baby Yoshi and sing a song in the Super Mario Galaxy Movie.
Source: Nintendo
Source: Nintendo
I suspect my penny collection will be worth millions very soon.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I suspect my penny collection will be worth millions very soon.
This is my first Halloween as a Catholic, so tonight I'm handing out the Body of Christ.
Just gave one to a trick-or-treater and somehow he INSTANTLY knew what it was. 😂 Based kid.
Just gave one to a trick-or-treater and somehow he INSTANTLY knew what it was. 😂 Based kid.
October 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This is my first Halloween as a Catholic, so tonight I'm handing out the Body of Christ.
Just gave one to a trick-or-treater and somehow he INSTANTLY knew what it was. 😂 Based kid.
Just gave one to a trick-or-treater and somehow he INSTANTLY knew what it was. 😂 Based kid.
NYC's mayoral election is already suppressing voters. 🙃
I kept up with every debate and poll only to find out I can't vote. All because I've never actually been to America.
I kept up with every debate and poll only to find out I can't vote. All because I've never actually been to America.
October 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
NYC's mayoral election is already suppressing voters. 🙃
I kept up with every debate and poll only to find out I can't vote. All because I've never actually been to America.
I kept up with every debate and poll only to find out I can't vote. All because I've never actually been to America.
Just overheard a fat guy talking about food. You can't make this stuff up. 😂
September 17, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Just overheard a fat guy talking about food. You can't make this stuff up. 😂
BREAKING:
Donald Trump makes his first public appearance in days, cryptically instructing Americans to "hold the mayonnaise." 😨
Donald Trump makes his first public appearance in days, cryptically instructing Americans to "hold the mayonnaise." 😨
September 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
BREAKING:
Donald Trump makes his first public appearance in days, cryptically instructing Americans to "hold the mayonnaise." 😨
Donald Trump makes his first public appearance in days, cryptically instructing Americans to "hold the mayonnaise." 😨
As a Midwesterner, I never realized how weird our slang is until I moved to NYC...
Whenever I bump into someone, I instinctively go "Oops!"
Everyone always gets SO confused! 😂
Whenever I bump into someone, I instinctively go "Oops!"
Everyone always gets SO confused! 😂
August 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
As a Midwesterner, I never realized how weird our slang is until I moved to NYC...
Whenever I bump into someone, I instinctively go "Oops!"
Everyone always gets SO confused! 😂
Whenever I bump into someone, I instinctively go "Oops!"
Everyone always gets SO confused! 😂
I invented an image called "Pepe Gillis."
It combines Pepe and Shane Gillis.
It combines Pepe and Shane Gillis.
August 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I invented an image called "Pepe Gillis."
It combines Pepe and Shane Gillis.
It combines Pepe and Shane Gillis.
NEVER give money to the homeless—they'll just waste it on something cheap.
August 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
NEVER give money to the homeless—they'll just waste it on something cheap.
I just realized why nobody criticizes Mr. Beast: 424 million subscribers. That's a thousand shooters on every block in America.
Fuck with his operation and you're chalked.
Fuck with his operation and you're chalked.
August 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I just realized why nobody criticizes Mr. Beast: 424 million subscribers. That's a thousand shooters on every block in America.
Fuck with his operation and you're chalked.
Fuck with his operation and you're chalked.
In a display of great strength and bravery, President Trump just announced he will spend all night inside a haunted castle! 🔥
August 20, 2025 at 2:25 PM
In a display of great strength and bravery, President Trump just announced he will spend all night inside a haunted castle! 🔥
Fuck no.
We want Shane Gillis and Sydney Sweeney! 🇺🇸
We want Shane Gillis and Sydney Sweeney! 🇺🇸
The actors for Link and Zelda for the upcoming Legend of Zelda live-action movie have been revealed!
Link - Benjamin Evan Ainsworth
Zelda - Bo Bragason
Source: Nintendo Today!
Link - Benjamin Evan Ainsworth
Zelda - Bo Bragason
Source: Nintendo Today!
July 16, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Fuck no.
We want Shane Gillis and Sydney Sweeney! 🇺🇸
We want Shane Gillis and Sydney Sweeney! 🇺🇸
My Deltarune theory is that it takes place in an Undertale universe corrupted by worse writing and overly self-indulgent humor, which often comes at the expense of immersion. 😲
July 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
My Deltarune theory is that it takes place in an Undertale universe corrupted by worse writing and overly self-indulgent humor, which often comes at the expense of immersion. 😲
I'm so sick of everyone online being afraid to criticize this guy.
July 2, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I'm so sick of everyone online being afraid to criticize this guy.
Lowe's just linked up with Mr. Beast, which makes sense as he is the world's biggest tool.
#RoastBeast
#RoastBeast
July 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Lowe's just linked up with Mr. Beast, which makes sense as he is the world's biggest tool.
#RoastBeast
#RoastBeast
Arthur meme I made to cheer myself up after losing a patient.
July 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Arthur meme I made to cheer myself up after losing a patient.
I hope this doesn't sound mean but I kind of think everyone stupid enough to be manipulated by this video should be banished to an Antarctic research facility and experimented on for the rest of eternity.
Tiny Chef announces his show has been cancelled at Nickelodeon after 2 seasons and 41 episodes.
June 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I hope this doesn't sound mean but I kind of think everyone stupid enough to be manipulated by this video should be banished to an Antarctic research facility and experimented on for the rest of eternity.
Coworkers are mad I used the break room microwave to heat up some poop. ☹️
May 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Coworkers are mad I used the break room microwave to heat up some poop. ☹️
16 YEARS of studying and nobody will hire us... It really makes me regret all those sleepless nights I spent cramming in elementary school.
May 23, 2025 at 2:04 AM
16 YEARS of studying and nobody will hire us... It really makes me regret all those sleepless nights I spent cramming in elementary school.
The Minions are savage barbarians and Gru was right to enslave them.
May 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The Minions are savage barbarians and Gru was right to enslave them.
My Dad remarried 2 times—wait, FUCK! You didn't want that! Wait, no! I'm sorry! Damn it, I fucked it all up! I always fuck EVERYTHING UP! NO!!! NO! NO! NO! GOD DAMN IT! FUCK MY LIFE! I RUIN FUCKING EVERYTHING! NO! GOD DAMN IT! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! OH MY GOD, FUCK EVERYTHING!
May 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
My Dad remarried 2 times—wait, FUCK! You didn't want that! Wait, no! I'm sorry! Damn it, I fucked it all up! I always fuck EVERYTHING UP! NO!!! NO! NO! NO! GOD DAMN IT! FUCK MY LIFE! I RUIN FUCKING EVERYTHING! NO! GOD DAMN IT! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! OH MY GOD, FUCK EVERYTHING!
I feel betrayed. Jet Set Radio taught me everything I know about making disgusting terrible artwork.
May 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I feel betrayed. Jet Set Radio taught me everything I know about making disgusting terrible artwork.
Apparently this theory is Pixar's darkest secret. 🤔
May 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Apparently this theory is Pixar's darkest secret. 🤔
In 2008 all you had to do to become a YouTuber was rap about The Legend of Zelda but now you're expected to do English homework and write essays.
May 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
In 2008 all you had to do to become a YouTuber was rap about The Legend of Zelda but now you're expected to do English homework and write essays.
My concept art for if Sesame Street made an episode about scorpions.
April 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My concept art for if Sesame Street made an episode about scorpions.