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Once upon a time in the year 2002 I played a arcade cabinet called bloody roar 2 when I was homeless and it chemically changed me forever. I'm a pansex dude who really likes fighting games and smut. kids DNI 🔞
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I guess I should make an official media thread. It's a really fun 3/5 for me. Somehow through a confluence of very strange deals and blunders at sega this movie counts as a religious experience more than a children's movie but fuck it, we're on one. Keanu nailed it.
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Witnessed today; a black wrapped cybertruck that needed to do a 30 point turn to back out of their parking space at the grocery store successfully because I guess it has no turning radius
It had one of those "I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy" stickers on it. Sure mac.
It had one of those "I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy" stickers on it. Sure mac.
Women do not like the vehicle
December 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Witnessed today; a black wrapped cybertruck that needed to do a 30 point turn to back out of their parking space at the grocery store successfully because I guess it has no turning radius
It had one of those "I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy" stickers on it. Sure mac.
It had one of those "I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy" stickers on it. Sure mac.
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Laura appeared in my head outta nowhere lol
It's been so long x3 (OC)
It's been so long x3 (OC)
December 20, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Laura appeared in my head outta nowhere lol
It's been so long x3 (OC)
It's been so long x3 (OC)
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December 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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I hate capitalism because I go to the store and see millions of seasonings called shit like "Devil's Ass Crack" and "Scooby-Doo Dick" and they all taste like Lawry's
December 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I hate capitalism because I go to the store and see millions of seasonings called shit like "Devil's Ass Crack" and "Scooby-Doo Dick" and they all taste like Lawry's
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ended up drawing more goat
December 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
ended up drawing more goat
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Toby: No man, she has to be *drunk*. Look- she falls down like this
December 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Toby: No man, she has to be *drunk*. Look- she falls down like this
as cynically as I've become about American hegemony it does make me dizzy to see Epstein with so many people from overt terrorists to popstars. the evil particles are unironically suffocating.
December 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
as cynically as I've become about American hegemony it does make me dizzy to see Epstein with so many people from overt terrorists to popstars. the evil particles are unironically suffocating.
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December 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Nobody works this hard for this long to cover up something this bad unless they are guilty.
December 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Nobody works this hard for this long to cover up something this bad unless they are guilty.
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
chat, she broke me.
December 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
chat, she broke me.
i scrounged up just enough money from my shitty job to get my partner a Christmas gift. i don't celebrate Christmas due to some personal reasons tied to poverty but this person in my mind deserves a tall glass of coquito and their back blown out and ideally, all the lego animal crossing sets.
December 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
i scrounged up just enough money from my shitty job to get my partner a Christmas gift. i don't celebrate Christmas due to some personal reasons tied to poverty but this person in my mind deserves a tall glass of coquito and their back blown out and ideally, all the lego animal crossing sets.
that cookie butter latte at dunkin dounuts got a nigga weak in the kness.
December 19, 2025 at 11:26 AM
that cookie butter latte at dunkin dounuts got a nigga weak in the kness.
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November 21, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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he was good at his job, his job was explicitly to destroy things so they'd be acquired and shareholders would make a bunch of money
this isn't an incompetent getting a payday, it's the guy who planned the heist getting the biggest cut
this isn't an incompetent getting a payday, it's the guy who planned the heist getting the biggest cut
"Zaslav will receive $30 million in "Golden Parachute' compensation along with $537 million in equity for a total of $567 million in a transaction-associated pay."
half a billion dollars for being terrible at your job
half a billion dollars for being terrible at your job
Warner Bros. Golden Parachutes Revealed: What David Zaslav and C-Suite Will Get In a Deal
The CEO stands to gain $567 million if a deal is sealed to sell the WB empire while longtime lieutenant Gunnar Wiedenfels will see $144 million in cash and stock considerations if a transaction close...
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
he was good at his job, his job was explicitly to destroy things so they'd be acquired and shareholders would make a bunch of money
this isn't an incompetent getting a payday, it's the guy who planned the heist getting the biggest cut
this isn't an incompetent getting a payday, it's the guy who planned the heist getting the biggest cut
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it doesn’t go away as an adult btw
December 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
it doesn’t go away as an adult btw
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Left their trans friend in the car when going to the grimy mechanic
December 18, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Left their trans friend in the car when going to the grimy mechanic