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☠️💚Scuzzball💚☠️

@floortanking.bsky.social

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Ami. My interests are many and my consistency is zero. 🔞🔞🔞 Only! any pronouns OK!

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☠️💚Scuzzball💚☠️ @floortanking.bsky.social · Oct 9

Pipin Tarupin VFX Demo #FFXIV

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☠️💚Scuzzball💚☠️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 15h

☠️💚Scuzzball💚☠️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 20h

Neolithic warrior: "I wish I had a way to reliably block incoming attacks from would-be assailants without having to sacrifice my offensive capabilities"

The humble shield:

CEO of Zenos Zuckery 🔞 @onlyfaniels.bsky.social · 20h

Uh. Huh.... okay

☠️💚Scuzzball💚☠️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 20h

get you someone who looks at you the way scuzzball looks at this meat

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Jinn @m4rjinn.bsky.social · 1d

Giganta

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Fabraz - Demon Tides & Bubsy 4D @fabraz.bsky.social · 1d

Bubsy haters when playing Bubsy 4D and realizing it's fun.

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Rum 🔞🫟 Commune Whore @rumrumaart.bsky.social · Apr 7

Taps the sign

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☠️💚Scuzzball💚☠️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 12d

tthis goes hard feel free to re post

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☠️💚Scuzzball💚☠️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 12d

Whatever man, you're gross

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☠️💚Scuzzball💚☠️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 5d

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☠️💚Scuzzball💚☠️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 4d

Careless

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☠️💚Scuzzball💚☠️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 1d

The Nova/Alcides shippers would be pulling their hair the whole time after getting to the part in post-dawntrail patches where Alcides and Shale have a heart-to-heart before defeating Calyx and they kiss

☠️💚Scuzzball💚☠️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 1d

Alcides' problematic trait would be that they're flirtatious with a lot of people but there's never a solid *who* they'll develop feelings for so the shipping stratosphere would implode on itself when they end up falling for Shale.

☠️💚Scuzzball💚☠️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 1d

Fujos would get it. The fujos are the only ones with big brains who go "that's a lesbian"

☠️💚Scuzzball💚☠️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 1d

Hardcore lesbian with a lot of subtext because square would be too afraid to say outright that she's gay but it's heavily implied but no one would get the subtext so the disputes about Scuzzball being aro/ace or not would consume the fandom space

☠️💚Scuzzball💚☠️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 1d

NGL I think Scuzzball would cause huge aromantic discourse over the fact she'd often reject romantic approaches from male characters

Kypepe @kypepe.etheirys.social · 3d

#wolqotd hypothetical.

Your OC becomes a canon character. What is their "problematic trait" that creates fandom discourse? This can be a genuinely problematic character trait or it can be something completely innocuous.

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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 2d

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Mont Octum @montoctum.bsky.social · 2d

Tummy Tuesday! I haven't done this in a bit XD
Felt like dressing him up a bit this time 😌
#lalafell

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Junjou Laina @junjoulaina.bsky.social · Mar 7

the best mh monsters for each year

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☠️💚Scuzzball💚☠️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 2d

gnashing my teeth right now i dont want to do PoD for the eighth time, i dont fuckin wanna

☠️💚Scuzzball💚☠️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 2d

why is materia melding blue quest ignorable? why some of the raid series or even some of the alliance raids completely ignorable and can be skipped but why the fuck do i have to do PoD to play any other deep dungeon

☠️💚Scuzzball💚☠️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 2d

and this also applies to doing the tut why do i have to still do the tutorial why do i still have to do the same song and dance every time, why are there just walls of unskippable content but content that should be somewhat essential can be easily ignored

☠️💚Scuzzball💚☠️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 2d

SO TRUE

☠️💚Scuzzball💚☠️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 2d

why cant i just queue for the new deep dungeon why do i have to do PoD why do i have to waste two hours of my life on outdated content ive done seven times on different characters just to play the new content WHY

☠️💚Scuzzball💚☠️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 2d

for the love of fucking god Square/BU3 why the fuck do you have these arbitrary walls of content to do newer content that i ALREADY DID on a different account

☠️💚Scuzzball💚☠️ @floortanking.bsky.social · 2d

And any challenge in the status quo could put my life and the life of others in peril.