Valerie
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Valerie
@ucantcallmeval.bsky.social
Unhinged antisocialite. Housewives stan.
Omg I get a chicken and debone it and use it for my salads for work and freeze what I don’t use so it doesn’t go bad and it’s like $6?!?
March 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I love Philly! I’ve been many times, my best friend lives in south Philly, it’s a fun city!! But the Burgh is always home
December 9, 2024 at 11:13 PM
My heart weeps. If I was there I would have been knee slapping gasping for air laughing.
December 9, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Omg no way!! I was born and raised there! I just left and moved to Richmond for a job here
December 9, 2024 at 2:39 AM
OH MY GOD HOW DID THEY NOT FALL OVER DYING
December 9, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Missed you tooo!! I thot if you everytime they made that joke this past week!!!
December 9, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Omg are you a yinzer too?!
December 9, 2024 at 2:27 AM
I think about this constantly
December 8, 2024 at 12:19 AM
I’m still mostly Twitter and Bluesky more often but Twitter is still number one
December 4, 2024 at 12:31 AM
The way I KNEW this would be this months photo
December 4, 2024 at 12:29 AM
OMGGGG I’m home from thanksgiving Saturday afternoon and I am already feral over getting into bed with snacks and treats and wine and watching
November 28, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Omg finding you here on my algo made my day.

Also, this is HER FUCKING SEASON!!!
November 21, 2024 at 12:34 AM
The porn bots make it feel like home tho
November 20, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Completely agree, I feel the same about SLC everyone said the show would flop without Monica, I haven’t thought about her once
November 18, 2024 at 12:25 AM
You can download them to your phone. It’s an app not just for kindle I used that as an example
November 17, 2024 at 2:22 PM