Valerie
@ucantcallmeval.bsky.social
Unhinged antisocialite. Housewives stan.
Haven’t been on in a minute, where are all the Trump AI merch ads???
March 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Haven’t been on in a minute, where are all the Trump AI merch ads???
Getting a projector for my room was the best thing I’ve ever done #SouthernCharm
December 16, 2024 at 4:45 AM
Getting a projector for my room was the best thing I’ve ever done #SouthernCharm
I made a chai latte espresso martini, and I am VERY obsessed. 8/10 not strong enough chai flavor but still good and smooth
December 9, 2024 at 11:15 PM
I made a chai latte espresso martini, and I am VERY obsessed. 8/10 not strong enough chai flavor but still good and smooth
December 9, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Every comedy show is docustyle office type or a drama with one funny line that is called the best comedy in years
December 9, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Every comedy show is docustyle office type or a drama with one funny line that is called the best comedy in years
I really need to thank Martha Stewart for teaching me how to fold a fitted sheet. This is officially my entire personality now.
I might fuck it up and refold just to stunt on you hoes.
I might fuck it up and refold just to stunt on you hoes.
December 8, 2024 at 12:18 AM
I really need to thank Martha Stewart for teaching me how to fold a fitted sheet. This is officially my entire personality now.
I might fuck it up and refold just to stunt on you hoes.
I might fuck it up and refold just to stunt on you hoes.
No one:
Absolutely no one:
My brain for days: MUUUUSSSTAAAAARRRDDDDDD!!!!
Absolutely no one:
My brain for days: MUUUUSSSTAAAAARRRDDDDDD!!!!
November 28, 2024 at 2:20 AM
No one:
Absolutely no one:
My brain for days: MUUUUSSSTAAAAARRRDDDDDD!!!!
Absolutely no one:
My brain for days: MUUUUSSSTAAAAARRRDDDDDD!!!!
So what’s the good news???
November 21, 2024 at 6:01 PM
So what’s the good news???
This is not the One Direction reunion I asked for…
Harry Styles, Zayn, Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson attended the funeral of their late band member Liam Payne in Buckinghamshire, England. 🖤
#EROCKS
#EROCKS
November 20, 2024 at 11:51 PM
This is not the One Direction reunion I asked for…
Gave up IG last year and given all the photos on here I may bring my martini rating talents here
November 19, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Gave up IG last year and given all the photos on here I may bring my martini rating talents here
Let me be clear, if Netflix fucks up the Chiefs/Steelers game on Christmas???
I will January 6th Netflix HQ
I will January 6th Netflix HQ
November 17, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Let me be clear, if Netflix fucks up the Chiefs/Steelers game on Christmas???
I will January 6th Netflix HQ
I will January 6th Netflix HQ
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Sure millions of people wasted their evenings with that fight but millions of people also got to see Tyson's ass, and you really can't put a price tag on that.
November 16, 2024 at 5:41 AM
Sure millions of people wasted their evenings with that fight but millions of people also got to see Tyson's ass, and you really can't put a price tag on that.
kinda love you can customize who sees each tweet. Love the idea of only tweeting to a specific demo
November 16, 2024 at 8:58 PM
kinda love you can customize who sees each tweet. Love the idea of only tweeting to a specific demo
I was told there would be porn bots here and I have yet to see a single pussy in bio.
We used to be a country.
We used to be a country.
November 16, 2024 at 8:03 PM
I was told there would be porn bots here and I have yet to see a single pussy in bio.
We used to be a country.
We used to be a country.
this app is what I assume gentle parenting feels like
November 16, 2024 at 8:01 PM
this app is what I assume gentle parenting feels like
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Not everyone can agree on stuff like politics and religion, but everyone can agree that they all want to see Jake Paul get knocked out tonight
November 15, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Not everyone can agree on stuff like politics and religion, but everyone can agree that they all want to see Jake Paul get knocked out tonight
just setting up my blsky
November 16, 2024 at 7:59 PM
just setting up my blsky