typicalpalace
@typicalpalace.bsky.social
Passionate about CPFC, Mental Health and Mental Health Nursing with a guilty secret about Loose Windscreens
The graphics of WWFC's significant outgoings over past 2/3 well established on MOTD.
So looking at WWFC summer spending.
Pretty Boy Edwards went for a Luton-like two lumps up front & a physical approach.
That blunt instrument Tolu no snip at €26m & the horse Arias cost €17m.
Poor spending
So looking at WWFC summer spending.
Pretty Boy Edwards went for a Luton-like two lumps up front & a physical approach.
That blunt instrument Tolu no snip at €26m & the horse Arias cost €17m.
Poor spending
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
The graphics of WWFC's significant outgoings over past 2/3 well established on MOTD.
So looking at WWFC summer spending.
Pretty Boy Edwards went for a Luton-like two lumps up front & a physical approach.
That blunt instrument Tolu no snip at €26m & the horse Arias cost €17m.
Poor spending
So looking at WWFC summer spending.
Pretty Boy Edwards went for a Luton-like two lumps up front & a physical approach.
That blunt instrument Tolu no snip at €26m & the horse Arias cost €17m.
Poor spending
"Manchester United could also offer Antoine Semenyo his preferred number 24 shirt in a bid to lure the 25-year-old Bournemouth and Ghana forward to Old Trafford during the January transfer window. (Manchester Evening News)"
Yes I'm sure that would persuade him.
When actual title chasing clubs can
Yes I'm sure that would persuade him.
When actual title chasing clubs can
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
"Manchester United could also offer Antoine Semenyo his preferred number 24 shirt in a bid to lure the 25-year-old Bournemouth and Ghana forward to Old Trafford during the January transfer window. (Manchester Evening News)"
Yes I'm sure that would persuade him.
When actual title chasing clubs can
Yes I'm sure that would persuade him.
When actual title chasing clubs can
Michael: three assists two goals for Bayern
Ebs: hattrick
What talents
Ebs: hattrick
What talents
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Michael: three assists two goals for Bayern
Ebs: hattrick
What talents
Ebs: hattrick
What talents
Nothings says faux football fan more than referring to CPFC as 'Crystal'.
I'm looking at you Idris Elba
I'm looking at you Idris Elba
November 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Nothings says faux football fan more than referring to CPFC as 'Crystal'.
I'm looking at you Idris Elba
I'm looking at you Idris Elba
Come on You Danes!
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Come on You Danes!
Where can one find footage of internationals?
I'd like to see the footage of JP's goals for France.
Are they on terrestial TV? Or online anywhere?
Anyone care to point me in the right direction?
I'd like to see the footage of JP's goals for France.
Are they on terrestial TV? Or online anywhere?
Anyone care to point me in the right direction?
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Where can one find footage of internationals?
I'd like to see the footage of JP's goals for France.
Are they on terrestial TV? Or online anywhere?
Anyone care to point me in the right direction?
I'd like to see the footage of JP's goals for France.
Are they on terrestial TV? Or online anywhere?
Anyone care to point me in the right direction?
Yeremy Pino an 80th min sub for a Spain side already 4-0 up away at Georgia.
He replace Ferran Torres who had been playing on the right of a front three
He replace Ferran Torres who had been playing on the right of a front three
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Yeremy Pino an 80th min sub for a Spain side already 4-0 up away at Georgia.
He replace Ferran Torres who had been playing on the right of a front three
He replace Ferran Torres who had been playing on the right of a front three
Why do they go on about Scotland qualifying for the WC26 as if it's a big deal?
They let more teams in.
It's as simple as that.
Let's see them qualify for a smaller tournament. They just wouldn't.
They let more teams in.
It's as simple as that.
Let's see them qualify for a smaller tournament. They just wouldn't.
November 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Why do they go on about Scotland qualifying for the WC26 as if it's a big deal?
They let more teams in.
It's as simple as that.
Let's see them qualify for a smaller tournament. They just wouldn't.
They let more teams in.
It's as simple as that.
Let's see them qualify for a smaller tournament. They just wouldn't.
Tuchel is insane to go to war with Bellingham.
He's the single greatest England talent of many generations. Elite class.
The spurious idea Morgan Rogers is ahead of him on the basis of some games against lesser lights should be nonsense.
TT cutting off his nose to spite his face.
He's the single greatest England talent of many generations. Elite class.
The spurious idea Morgan Rogers is ahead of him on the basis of some games against lesser lights should be nonsense.
TT cutting off his nose to spite his face.
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Tuchel is insane to go to war with Bellingham.
He's the single greatest England talent of many generations. Elite class.
The spurious idea Morgan Rogers is ahead of him on the basis of some games against lesser lights should be nonsense.
TT cutting off his nose to spite his face.
He's the single greatest England talent of many generations. Elite class.
The spurious idea Morgan Rogers is ahead of him on the basis of some games against lesser lights should be nonsense.
TT cutting off his nose to spite his face.
That's the second time today I've heard 'out over their skis' today, having never ever heard it before
Three points I keep repeating
1. Left and liberal voters actually really exist
2. The right and "centre" are trying to rule without liberals - they are way out over their skis
3. Reports of right wing total information control are greatly exaggerated
1. Left and liberal voters actually really exist
2. The right and "centre" are trying to rule without liberals - they are way out over their skis
3. Reports of right wing total information control are greatly exaggerated
🧵/ How far does the public support net zero?
Support: 60%
Oppose: 25%
Net support by party
Green: +81
Lib Dem: +67
Lab: +64
Con: +11
Reform: -44
yougov.co.uk/politics/art...
Support: 60%
Oppose: 25%
Net support by party
Green: +81
Lib Dem: +67
Lab: +64
Con: +11
Reform: -44
yougov.co.uk/politics/art...
November 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
That's the second time today I've heard 'out over their skis' today, having never ever heard it before
This analogy only works if the circle of wagons is firing inwards.
Surely the point is making a circle, and firing outward?
Surely the point is making a circle, and firing outward?
“Why has No. 10 circled the wagons?... You circle the wagons and you end up in a circular firing squad.”
Former Labour minister, Barry Gardiner MP, criticises talk of a challenge to Keir Starmer, as the PM’s allies say they will fight off any leadership bid.
#Newsnight
Former Labour minister, Barry Gardiner MP, criticises talk of a challenge to Keir Starmer, as the PM’s allies say they will fight off any leadership bid.
#Newsnight
November 12, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This analogy only works if the circle of wagons is firing inwards.
Surely the point is making a circle, and firing outward?
Surely the point is making a circle, and firing outward?
Bet OG won't be at all happy about this.
Marc's come a long with with TT, as the manager wasn't convinced by him when he first started. Toying with a bizarre Dan Burn fetish, TT is now realising teh player Marc is.
Marc's come a long with with TT, as the manager wasn't convinced by him when he first started. Toying with a bizarre Dan Burn fetish, TT is now realising teh player Marc is.
Thomas Tuchel explained that Marc Guehi has remained with the England squad to stay connected with the group, with the World Cup around the corner.
Slight chance he could be involved against Albania on Sunday. #CPFC captain is no longer on crutches.
Slight chance he could be involved against Albania on Sunday. #CPFC captain is no longer on crutches.
England: Thomas Tuchel Says Crystal Palace Defender Marc Guehi Could be Fit for Albania Clash
England manager Thomas Tuchel offers a positive update on Crystal Palace captain Marc Guehi's ankle injury, hinting at a possible return for Albania.
tinyurl.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Bet OG won't be at all happy about this.
Marc's come a long with with TT, as the manager wasn't convinced by him when he first started. Toying with a bizarre Dan Burn fetish, TT is now realising teh player Marc is.
Marc's come a long with with TT, as the manager wasn't convinced by him when he first started. Toying with a bizarre Dan Burn fetish, TT is now realising teh player Marc is.
Absolute mystery why @bbcmotd.bsky.social didn’t show Sarr’s 1st half shot after CPFC best move?
JP’s poorer, earlier shot shown? Why?
JP’s poorer, earlier shot shown? Why?
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Absolute mystery why @bbcmotd.bsky.social didn’t show Sarr’s 1st half shot after CPFC best move?
JP’s poorer, earlier shot shown? Why?
JP’s poorer, earlier shot shown? Why?
Not sure whether to call the new Palace Fanzine 'Yeremy Pino's Kiss Curl' or 'Jaydee Canvot's Chubby Cheeks'?
November 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Not sure whether to call the new Palace Fanzine 'Yeremy Pino's Kiss Curl' or 'Jaydee Canvot's Chubby Cheeks'?
Football fans can be weird
Do Boro fans really think they're going to get Rohl to leave Rangers now? Or Gareth Southgate would be remotely interested in returning there?
The vast disconnect with what fans think's a realistic managerial target and the facts is staggering
All clubs are guilty of it
Do Boro fans really think they're going to get Rohl to leave Rangers now? Or Gareth Southgate would be remotely interested in returning there?
The vast disconnect with what fans think's a realistic managerial target and the facts is staggering
All clubs are guilty of it
November 8, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Football fans can be weird
Do Boro fans really think they're going to get Rohl to leave Rangers now? Or Gareth Southgate would be remotely interested in returning there?
The vast disconnect with what fans think's a realistic managerial target and the facts is staggering
All clubs are guilty of it
Do Boro fans really think they're going to get Rohl to leave Rangers now? Or Gareth Southgate would be remotely interested in returning there?
The vast disconnect with what fans think's a realistic managerial target and the facts is staggering
All clubs are guilty of it
I'm not sure Ismaïla Sarr is all he's cracked up to be.
After all if you don't count his goals against LFC, then he's only scored 4 goals all season
After all if you don't count his goals against LFC, then he's only scored 4 goals all season
November 8, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I'm not sure Ismaïla Sarr is all he's cracked up to be.
After all if you don't count his goals against LFC, then he's only scored 4 goals all season
After all if you don't count his goals against LFC, then he's only scored 4 goals all season
Haaland's scoring this season is INSANE.
But this suggests when Haaland doesn't score City lose. And he cannot physically keep up that level of goalscoring
But this suggests when Haaland doesn't score City lose. And he cannot physically keep up that level of goalscoring
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Haaland's scoring this season is INSANE.
But this suggests when Haaland doesn't score City lose. And he cannot physically keep up that level of goalscoring
But this suggests when Haaland doesn't score City lose. And he cannot physically keep up that level of goalscoring
I’m sorry, but if Rob Edwards didn’t have film star looks no one would rate him as a manager
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I’m sorry, but if Rob Edwards didn’t have film star looks no one would rate him as a manager
Worth mentioning there are 'On the Blow with Rupert Lowe' stickers in the loos at Palace.
There are people amongst us who endorse this thinking.
There are people amongst us who endorse this thinking.
November 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Worth mentioning there are 'On the Blow with Rupert Lowe' stickers in the loos at Palace.
There are people amongst us who endorse this thinking.
There are people amongst us who endorse this thinking.
Well, this is an irony, the day after CPFC were charged with their fans conduct against NFFC & Marinakis...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Evangelos Marinakis goes on trial in Greece alongside 142 fans over sports-related violence
The Nottingham Forest and Olympiakos owner has dismissed as groundless the misdemeanour charges in Athens trial that could last more than a year
www.theguardian.com
November 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Well, this is an irony, the day after CPFC were charged with their fans conduct against NFFC & Marinakis...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Jeepers. Jadon Sancho cost MUFC a reported £73m. And they're prepared to let him leave on a free next year
November 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Jeepers. Jadon Sancho cost MUFC a reported £73m. And they're prepared to let him leave on a free next year
"Niclas Fullkrug's agent says it would "make sense" for the 32-year-old Germany striker to leave West Ham. (TOMorrow Business Podcast via Athletic)"
How many WHU players want to stay at the club?
How many WHU players want to stay at the club?
November 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"Niclas Fullkrug's agent says it would "make sense" for the 32-year-old Germany striker to leave West Ham. (TOMorrow Business Podcast via Athletic)"
How many WHU players want to stay at the club?
How many WHU players want to stay at the club?
Arse game will be Tuesday 23rd Dec
November 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Arse game will be Tuesday 23rd Dec
Amid the debate about Yeremy Pino’s 5ft 8in size, & how few his size make it in Land of the Giants Prem… it’s worth considering how well Emi Buendia is currently doing at Villa.
He was a star at NCFC
Became Villa record signing but needed loan last year to push on this year. Now 1st choice at AVFC
He was a star at NCFC
Became Villa record signing but needed loan last year to push on this year. Now 1st choice at AVFC
November 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Amid the debate about Yeremy Pino’s 5ft 8in size, & how few his size make it in Land of the Giants Prem… it’s worth considering how well Emi Buendia is currently doing at Villa.
He was a star at NCFC
Became Villa record signing but needed loan last year to push on this year. Now 1st choice at AVFC
He was a star at NCFC
Became Villa record signing but needed loan last year to push on this year. Now 1st choice at AVFC