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Passionate about CPFC, Mental Health and Mental Health Nursing with a guilty secret about Loose Windscreens
How utterly patronising is it to refer to ‘my beloved working class’?!
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
If you want to compare & contrast WWFC transfer policy with CPFC look no further than

CPFC sign Sam Johnston on a free

WWFC buy Johnstone for £10m on high wages (then proceed to drop him & play error strewn Sá) now linked with several other keepers in Jan
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The graphics of WWFC's significant outgoings over past 2/3 well established on MOTD.

So looking at WWFC summer spending.

Pretty Boy Edwards went for a Luton-like two lumps up front & a physical approach.

That blunt instrument Tolu no snip at €26m & the horse Arias cost €17m.

Poor spending
November 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
You have very worrying tendencies to sexualise young women. Not me
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
If you can’t take it, if you’re too sensitive then don’t go on the attack and dish it out
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Oh that old chestnut.

Are you crying about me affecting your precious mental wellbeing?

Try growing up. I can challenge you being wrong. If you cry & get depressed that's your issue not mine.
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I've said nothing to say I enjoy them. I totally ignore them.

I'm saying who they appeal to; the kids Having daughters I'm somewhat embarrassed by them but they 100% not related to our self created fan culture, which is your entire point, and entirely wrong.
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
They're young, defo for the kids.

You're probably a nouveau youthful fan so won't remember the Hammerettes, who were boarding on porn.

If yoy think the CPFC cheerleaders are sexualised you're just admitting you're a nonce.
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
So what? Entirely incidental to our fanbase and atmosphere.

They're for the kids, like mascots, which everyone has, to appeal to the youngsters.

You're making an embarrassing argument, the cheerleaders are so far away from our fan culture. Your fan culture is created in boardrooms.

Club flag wave
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Hell yeah.

It's Ebs btw.
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
What nonsense.

North London Forever anybody?!

Naff as hell
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
While Palace can't break down a low block we'll not be bona fide favourites
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"Manchester United could also offer Antoine Semenyo his preferred number 24 shirt in a bid to lure the 25-year-old Bournemouth and Ghana forward to Old Trafford during the January transfer window. (Manchester Evening News)"

Yes I'm sure that would persuade him.

When actual title chasing clubs can
November 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Honestly that disallowed fk at CFC still rankles.

We've never seen nor heard of that 'rule' before or since, nor do I expect we'll ever hear of it again
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Michael: three assists two goals for Bayern

Ebs: hattrick

What talents
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Nketiah was v good when he came on today, he improved us
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Nothings says faux football fan more than referring to CPFC as 'Crystal'.

I'm looking at you Idris Elba
November 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Also factor in how poor, by our current standards, we are first match after an international break
November 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Come on You Danes!
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I find that bloke such a pathetic individual. RIch & Famous for absolutely no tangible reason. A sham of a character
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Where can one find footage of internationals?

I'd like to see the footage of JP's goals for France.

Are they on terrestial TV? Or online anywhere?

Anyone care to point me in the right direction?
November 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Thanks for the heads up on this I hadn't noticed till you said
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Come on Greece
November 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
In other news there were 12 Vs & 4Zs in the surnames of the Georgian players

#scrabble
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Yeremy Pino an 80th min sub for a Spain side already 4-0 up away at Georgia.

He replace Ferran Torres who had been playing on the right of a front three
November 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM