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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷
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Sweet French-American boy. Gay. Raises four kids. PhD. Building a startup airline. Loves to make friends around the world. Seattle & SLC.

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨: @nickforbrains.bsky.social
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“Good Luck, Babe” is a reboot of the von Trapps à la Rodgers & Hammerstein.
a group of people standing in a room with the words so long farewell
ALT: a group of people standing in a room with the words so long farewell
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November 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Any guesses when Kristi Noem will make a “relocation and hosting agreement” with Russia? 🤢
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Reposted by Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷
Sanitizing docs and maintaining internal consistency is a tall order. Also assumes that all the hands doing the sanitizing are cool with covering the tracks of some pedophiles but not others.
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Brunch plans. 🍽️
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Would I buy something at one store to return it at another store for $35? Sure I would, especially when I have to go to both stores anyways.

Such is the kleptocracy of 2025.
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
BURNING BUSH AHEAD. THOU SHALT HAVE NO IDOLS BEFORE ME!!
ACARS Message From: N396FR / F94420

Message: DISPDO YOU SEE ANYTHING SIGNIFICANT ON THAT ROUTE AFTER IDOLS

Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N396FR

Area: Gaithersburg, MD, USA

#acars #vdlm2 #N396FR #F94420
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
woof 🐶
sounds like the “service dog” poodle with nails painted hot pink that wouldn’t obey basic commands like sit or stay I had on a flight earlier this year. 🤣 ☠️
VDLM2 Message From: N3118J / B61197

Message: CAN U CONFIRM IF PAX IN 25F HAS A SERVICE ANIMAL OR PET PAX IS DISRUPTIVE NOT COMPLYING W FAS

Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N3118J

Area: New York City, NY, USA

#acars #vdlm2 #N3118J #B61197
November 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
If a boy thinks Mozart is too basic,
perhaps he’s not worth it.

↑ sound relationship advice
November 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
“I ate whipped cream like a piggy.”
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
feral.
November 21, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Hey dad, let’s take a shower 🐈‍⬛
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
baby bus doot doo do doo do do
baby bus doot doo do doo do do
🎶
Had an Airbus A320 in Maintenance earlier with some fuselage damage. Benny didn't have the parts, so he had to make a few adjustments and a spot of riveting. The airline will never know.
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
My hero 🥹
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Hahaha week sales. 🤣
It’s the zeitgeist.
November 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The youth, they really don’t know how to write without AI do they?
ACARS Message From: N947SW / OO5126

Message: THHEY ARE ASKN,FOR DELAY BUT WEE GOT,OUT ON T,

Track Aircraft: https://www.flightradar24.com/N947SW

Area: Grand Rapids, MI, USA

#acars #vdlm2 #N947SW #OO5126
November 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
A boy and his cat
November 20, 2025 at 5:23 AM
The orchestra teacher is making a slew of SIX-SEVEN jokes at the concert tonight and @nickforbrains.bsky.social just mutters « pollué dégueulasse » 🤣
a man is making a funny face while wearing a black shirt and a chain around his neck .
ALT: a man is making a funny face while wearing a black shirt and a chain around his neck .
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November 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Rescuing a few evergreens 🌲
November 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Two boys enjoying a fire talking about rail rolling stock.
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Coke lines, but Biscoff dust.
a delta airlines plane is parked at an airport terminal
ALT: a delta airlines plane is parked at an airport terminal
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November 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This boy is about to sleep beneath the stars ✨😴
November 18, 2025 at 8:54 AM
If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children, how much more shall your Father which is in heaven give good things to them that ask him?

Dear Father, please let him die swiftly.
Amen.
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:

"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
My kids love their stuffed animal bears. 🐻
Djungelskog teaches my kids to fix broken things | typevolant ✈
A bare wall in our hallway becomes home to pictures of the kids favorite stuffed animal bears—and a reminder of some of their life experiences
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November 17, 2025 at 7:56 AM