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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷

@typevolant.com

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Sweet French-American boy. Gay. Raises four kids. PhD. Building a startup airline. Loves to make friends around the world. Seattle & SLC. 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨: @nickforbrains.bsky.social 🇫🇷🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🧚✨🧑‍🧒‍🧒✈️

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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 8h

Some days she still likes her spaghetti 🍝

Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 11h

The lord’s work. I invoke all my blessings upon you. Take my money before the billionaires do.

Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 11h

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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 11h

Months-long refractory period.
The post-nut clarity hurts.

Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 12h

Damn

Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 12h

Stick, meet rudder.

Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 12h

Baby belugaaaaaa 🎶

Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 12h

We use fire for weed control.
Flaming flamers. 🔥

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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 18h

My children do it all the time. So does every other kid at their school.

Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 20h

bahahaha pas faux 😏

Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 20h

Le fléau de shrinkflation

Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 21h

👀 looks so soft

Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷 @typevolant.com · 2d

Compliments of my roommate who didn’t want to get in trouble with Addy, “the love of my life and future eternal companion.”

(narrator: Addy wasn’t. She married three months after he left on a mission.)