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Matt F✈️🌈🇫🇷
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Sweet French-American boy. Gay. Raises four kids. PhD. Building a startup airline. Loves to make friends around the world. Seattle & SLC. 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨: @nickforbrains.bsky.social 🇫🇷🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🧚✨🧑‍🧒‍🧒✈️
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Some days she still likes her spaghetti 🍝
The lord’s work. I invoke all my blessings upon you. Take my money before the billionaires do.
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Months-long refractory period.
The post-nut clarity hurts.
We use fire for weed control.
Flaming flamers. 🔥
My children do it all the time. So does every other kid at their school.
Le fléau de shrinkflation
Compliments of my roommate who didn’t want to get in trouble with Addy, “the love of my life and future eternal companion.”

(narrator: Addy wasn’t. She married three months after he left on a mission.)
Am I in the bishop’s office in the basement of Shipp hall at BYU?
(“Deep shipp”)
💦 cum-stained sheets (of paper) 📑
We keep our bodies separated by a Book of Mormon.
Dick the halls with bows of holly 🎅
It’s deck blowing season 🍁
We are Lenny’s biggest fans in the yurt. 🛖
It’s my kids favorite type rn. 😂 😭
If you thought San Francisco to Oakland flights were short, check out SeaTac to Boeing field. 6 miles apart!
I feel seen 🥹
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
I’m just here for the happy ending 👀