tyboe.bsky.social
@tyboe.bsky.social
After a protest I like to scour all the protestor IG videos to see if there are any of me getting absolutely fucked up by teargas.
February 1, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Unusual amount of cop cars, many unmarked, ambulances and fire truck zooming past work for the last 20 minutes.
January 31, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Saw a far right agitator get the absolute shit kicked out of him tonite at a protest so I’m probly gonna ride that high for the rest of the weekend.
January 25, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Why are all these sick ass concerts going on sale all at the same time?! My meager pockets can’t support this!
January 24, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Have the lingering suspicion I might’ve just served a fed at work just now and the ick has settled in.
January 16, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Imagine the catastrophe they’re cooking up to keep this psycho in the office indefinitely. The horrors are only beginning.
January 8, 2026 at 8:13 PM
What a stupid ass nite to try to quit smoking weed before bed.
January 8, 2026 at 8:46 AM
Reposted
Minneapolis.
January 8, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Be safe tonite Minneapolis. ✊🏼
January 8, 2026 at 12:06 AM
“Time to go rip open a portal to another dimension,” my brother casually mentions as he steps towards the bathroom.
December 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Cruel Summer by bananarama is such a fuckin absolute elite banger.
December 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
We got some real rippers here tonite in the Denver international airport bathroom. Honored to be amongst the legends.
December 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Portland is a pond right now.
December 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
There is a really strong chance that I am going to be in the background of a movie being shot on my street right in front of my apartment window.
December 12, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I love that my new water proof boots came in the mail one day after the 4 day atmospheric river dissipates.
December 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Been watching a movie crew set up in my neighborhood this week as Portland gets absolutely belted with nonstop rain. Watching them unload all this expensive equipment in inches of rain from my ground level window is high entertainment.
December 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I wish the spiders in my place would do their fuckin jobs.
December 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Don’t even really listen to wiz khalifa all that much anymore but there’s something lovely about waking up on a Saturday morning and getting flagrantly stoned to his throwbacks while I clean my apartment.
December 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
@nuggets.bsky.social way to put a 3 Percenter on your hero of the game broadcast. 😔🤦🏻‍♂️
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
You ever just let the onion tears turn into a full on cry cry?
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Haunted trap house hang with witch strippers is typical Portland at this point.
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I have little doubt in my mind that my apartment neighbors can hear me ripping stinkers in my living room.
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Bought myself a new lava lamp today because I’m worthy and I’m worth it and I love myself.
October 26, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Today I spent a solid 15 minutes glueing and taping up my favorite clothes hanger. Dunno what that says about me, or things, but I guess I just needed someone, anyone, you, to know.
October 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If I could figure out what my lava lamp is trying to tell me I’m pretty sure I could fix everything.
September 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM