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James Cook in New England:
— 24 touches
— 110 total yards
— 3 total touchdowns
Fifth-straight performance with 100+ total yards.
— 24 touches
— 110 total yards
— 3 total touchdowns
Fifth-straight performance with 100+ total yards.
December 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
James Cook in New England:
— 24 touches
— 110 total yards
— 3 total touchdowns
Fifth-straight performance with 100+ total yards.
— 24 touches
— 110 total yards
— 3 total touchdowns
Fifth-straight performance with 100+ total yards.
The Raiders are the first team to be shut out twice in a single season since the 2000 Browns.
December 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The Raiders are the first team to be shut out twice in a single season since the 2000 Browns.
Most CAREER games with multiple 50+ yard rush touchdowns, NFL history
2 - Saquon Barkley
2 - Chris Johnson
2 - TreVeyon Henderson (14 games into his rookie season)
2 - Saquon Barkley
2 - Chris Johnson
2 - TreVeyon Henderson (14 games into his rookie season)
December 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Most CAREER games with multiple 50+ yard rush touchdowns, NFL history
2 - Saquon Barkley
2 - Chris Johnson
2 - TreVeyon Henderson (14 games into his rookie season)
2 - Saquon Barkley
2 - Chris Johnson
2 - TreVeyon Henderson (14 games into his rookie season)
For the 4⃣th time in his career, James Cook records both a rushing and receiving TD in a single game 🔥
December 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
For the 4⃣th time in his career, James Cook records both a rushing and receiving TD in a single game 🔥
Players with a game of 4+ pass touchdowns, 1+ rush touchdown, 50+ rush yards in the last 20 seasons:
Trevor Lawrence
Lamar Jackson
Michael Vick
Trevor Lawrence
Lamar Jackson
Michael Vick
December 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Players with a game of 4+ pass touchdowns, 1+ rush touchdown, 50+ rush yards in the last 20 seasons:
Trevor Lawrence
Lamar Jackson
Michael Vick
Trevor Lawrence
Lamar Jackson
Michael Vick
Why didn’t the blind man eat fish?
Because he couldn’t sea food
Because he couldn’t sea food
December 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Why didn’t the blind man eat fish?
Because he couldn’t sea food
Because he couldn’t sea food
35-point games after turning 30:
94 — Steph Curry
93 — Michael Jordan
The only players with more than 85.
94 — Steph Curry
93 — Michael Jordan
The only players with more than 85.
December 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
35-point games after turning 30:
94 — Steph Curry
93 — Michael Jordan
The only players with more than 85.
94 — Steph Curry
93 — Michael Jordan
The only players with more than 85.
🇯🇵 The oldest people to ever reach the summit of Mount Everest were both from Japan.
The oldest man was Yuichiro Miura, who reached the summit on 23 May 2013 at the age of 80y and 223d.
The oldest woman was Tamae Watanabe, who reached the summit on 19 May 2012 at the age of 73y and 180d.
The oldest man was Yuichiro Miura, who reached the summit on 23 May 2013 at the age of 80y and 223d.
The oldest woman was Tamae Watanabe, who reached the summit on 19 May 2012 at the age of 73y and 180d.
December 13, 2025 at 3:12 AM
🇯🇵 The oldest people to ever reach the summit of Mount Everest were both from Japan.
The oldest man was Yuichiro Miura, who reached the summit on 23 May 2013 at the age of 80y and 223d.
The oldest woman was Tamae Watanabe, who reached the summit on 19 May 2012 at the age of 73y and 180d.
The oldest man was Yuichiro Miura, who reached the summit on 23 May 2013 at the age of 80y and 223d.
The oldest woman was Tamae Watanabe, who reached the summit on 19 May 2012 at the age of 73y and 180d.
“Hey waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!”
“Yes, sir. It’s fresh ground”
“Yes, sir. It’s fresh ground”
December 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
“Hey waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!”
“Yes, sir. It’s fresh ground”
“Yes, sir. It’s fresh ground”
Browns-Bears game in Chicago is expected to be one of the coolest games in Soldier Field history.
If you're going to the game, wear a jacket... or two. 🥶
If you're going to the game, wear a jacket... or two. 🥶
December 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Browns-Bears game in Chicago is expected to be one of the coolest games in Soldier Field history.
If you're going to the game, wear a jacket... or two. 🥶
If you're going to the game, wear a jacket... or two. 🥶
Most 1st downs or TD on 3rd down this season...
1. Justin Herbert - 69
2. Josh Allen - 61
2. Bo Nix - 61
4. Dak Prescott - 60
5. Jordan Love - 56
5. Drake Maye - 56
7. Caleb Williams - 55
8. Trevor Lawrence - 51
1. Justin Herbert - 69
2. Josh Allen - 61
2. Bo Nix - 61
4. Dak Prescott - 60
5. Jordan Love - 56
5. Drake Maye - 56
7. Caleb Williams - 55
8. Trevor Lawrence - 51
December 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Most 1st downs or TD on 3rd down this season...
1. Justin Herbert - 69
2. Josh Allen - 61
2. Bo Nix - 61
4. Dak Prescott - 60
5. Jordan Love - 56
5. Drake Maye - 56
7. Caleb Williams - 55
8. Trevor Lawrence - 51
1. Justin Herbert - 69
2. Josh Allen - 61
2. Bo Nix - 61
4. Dak Prescott - 60
5. Jordan Love - 56
5. Drake Maye - 56
7. Caleb Williams - 55
8. Trevor Lawrence - 51
Astronauts use Linux because you can’t open windows in space.
December 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Astronauts use Linux because you can’t open windows in space.
TWO TIPS FOR CHRISTMAS:
1. Forget the past.
You can't change it.
2. Forget the present
I didn't get you one.
1. Forget the past.
You can't change it.
2. Forget the present
I didn't get you one.
December 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
TWO TIPS FOR CHRISTMAS:
1. Forget the past.
You can't change it.
2. Forget the present
I didn't get you one.
1. Forget the past.
You can't change it.
2. Forget the present
I didn't get you one.
Most tackles on offensive plays this season...
5 - Ja'Marr Chase (CIN)
5 - Jalen Nailor (MIN)
4 - DK Metcalf (PIT)
4 - Michael Mayer (LV)
5 - Ja'Marr Chase (CIN)
5 - Jalen Nailor (MIN)
4 - DK Metcalf (PIT)
4 - Michael Mayer (LV)
December 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Most tackles on offensive plays this season...
5 - Ja'Marr Chase (CIN)
5 - Jalen Nailor (MIN)
4 - DK Metcalf (PIT)
4 - Michael Mayer (LV)
5 - Ja'Marr Chase (CIN)
5 - Jalen Nailor (MIN)
4 - DK Metcalf (PIT)
4 - Michael Mayer (LV)
What do you call Santa without a GPS?
A lost Claus...
A lost Claus...
December 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
What do you call Santa without a GPS?
A lost Claus...
A lost Claus...
Frank Sinatra weighted 13.5 pounds (6.1 kg) at birth.
He was so large he had to be delivered with forceps. In the process, he was left with scarring on his left cheek, ear, and neck, and had lifelong damage to his left eardrum.
He was so large he had to be delivered with forceps. In the process, he was left with scarring on his left cheek, ear, and neck, and had lifelong damage to his left eardrum.
December 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Frank Sinatra weighted 13.5 pounds (6.1 kg) at birth.
He was so large he had to be delivered with forceps. In the process, he was left with scarring on his left cheek, ear, and neck, and had lifelong damage to his left eardrum.
He was so large he had to be delivered with forceps. In the process, he was left with scarring on his left cheek, ear, and neck, and had lifelong damage to his left eardrum.
Why did the chicken lay its egg on an axe?
To hatchet
To hatchet
December 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Why did the chicken lay its egg on an axe?
To hatchet
To hatchet