Timothy
@twodogsgaming.bsky.social
Delivering snappy retorts within standard B2B sales cycle timeframes. Weirdly obsessive about promotional pens.
🌏 Central West Australia
🌏 Central West Australia
I ordered a bunch of Prodir promo pens for work and I'm unreasonably excited to have them arrive.
The stone finish feels super nice and the clicker is lovely and responsive.
Not to put too fine a point on it, but *squee*
#Marketing #Merch
The stone finish feels super nice and the clicker is lovely and responsive.
Not to put too fine a point on it, but *squee*
#Marketing #Merch
March 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I ordered a bunch of Prodir promo pens for work and I'm unreasonably excited to have them arrive.
The stone finish feels super nice and the clicker is lovely and responsive.
Not to put too fine a point on it, but *squee*
#Marketing #Merch
The stone finish feels super nice and the clicker is lovely and responsive.
Not to put too fine a point on it, but *squee*
#Marketing #Merch
@bnmurray.bsky.social hey Brittany, welcome to BlueSky. If you're looking for easy follows, you might find this marketing starter pack worth your time. It's a bunch of refugees from Twitter
go.bsky.app/QH9RBTo
go.bsky.app/QH9RBTo
January 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
@bnmurray.bsky.social hey Brittany, welcome to BlueSky. If you're looking for easy follows, you might find this marketing starter pack worth your time. It's a bunch of refugees from Twitter
go.bsky.app/QH9RBTo
go.bsky.app/QH9RBTo
I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty sure you flip *two* coins when playing Two-Up.
Also, why are you referencing Two-Up at all? It's got bugger all to do with a casino going under.
Also, why are you referencing Two-Up at all? It's got bugger all to do with a casino going under.
January 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty sure you flip *two* coins when playing Two-Up.
Also, why are you referencing Two-Up at all? It's got bugger all to do with a casino going under.
Also, why are you referencing Two-Up at all? It's got bugger all to do with a casino going under.
Slowly picking my way through a potentially contested trademark process, going ever greyer as I do.
And to think, when I first started in this industry I thought I'd be making cool advertisements.
And to think, when I first started in this industry I thought I'd be making cool advertisements.
December 10, 2024 at 1:53 AM
Slowly picking my way through a potentially contested trademark process, going ever greyer as I do.
And to think, when I first started in this industry I thought I'd be making cool advertisements.
And to think, when I first started in this industry I thought I'd be making cool advertisements.
Tired: wishing people all the best for 2025.
Wired: wishing people all the best for the second quarter of the century.
Unique *and* instils existential dread!
#HappyNewYear #MerryChristmasYaFilthyAnimals
Wired: wishing people all the best for the second quarter of the century.
Unique *and* instils existential dread!
#HappyNewYear #MerryChristmasYaFilthyAnimals
December 4, 2024 at 7:40 AM
Tired: wishing people all the best for 2025.
Wired: wishing people all the best for the second quarter of the century.
Unique *and* instils existential dread!
#HappyNewYear #MerryChristmasYaFilthyAnimals
Wired: wishing people all the best for the second quarter of the century.
Unique *and* instils existential dread!
#HappyNewYear #MerryChristmasYaFilthyAnimals
Gotta love bundled consent.
It's not enough to offer a seasonal discount on your products, you've got to hide the discount behind a cashback offer that shares your personal data with two different organisations AND requires that you accept their marketing material.
I'm so tired of this crap.
It's not enough to offer a seasonal discount on your products, you've got to hide the discount behind a cashback offer that shares your personal data with two different organisations AND requires that you accept their marketing material.
I'm so tired of this crap.
December 2, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Gotta love bundled consent.
It's not enough to offer a seasonal discount on your products, you've got to hide the discount behind a cashback offer that shares your personal data with two different organisations AND requires that you accept their marketing material.
I'm so tired of this crap.
It's not enough to offer a seasonal discount on your products, you've got to hide the discount behind a cashback offer that shares your personal data with two different organisations AND requires that you accept their marketing material.
I'm so tired of this crap.
It's nine PM and I just finished an affogato. It was delicious and I'm probably going to regret it in an hour and a half.
November 28, 2024 at 9:55 AM
It's nine PM and I just finished an affogato. It was delicious and I'm probably going to regret it in an hour and a half.
This is profoundly niche, but I found out today that Hubspot has a new object type for services.
I enthusiastically go to figure out how it works, only to find there's no documentation on it yet.
Apparently I'm early to the party and I don't know if this is good or bad.
#Marketing #Hubspot
I enthusiastically go to figure out how it works, only to find there's no documentation on it yet.
Apparently I'm early to the party and I don't know if this is good or bad.
#Marketing #Hubspot
November 25, 2024 at 8:13 AM
This is profoundly niche, but I found out today that Hubspot has a new object type for services.
I enthusiastically go to figure out how it works, only to find there's no documentation on it yet.
Apparently I'm early to the party and I don't know if this is good or bad.
#Marketing #Hubspot
I enthusiastically go to figure out how it works, only to find there's no documentation on it yet.
Apparently I'm early to the party and I don't know if this is good or bad.
#Marketing #Hubspot
It's a lovely afternoon for winding down and playing guitar at my neighbours from the front porch.
My chord transitions are still pretty woeful, but I'm just good enough that I can enjoy the music without shitting on myself too hard.
My chord transitions are still pretty woeful, but I'm just good enough that I can enjoy the music without shitting on myself too hard.
November 21, 2024 at 7:03 AM
It's a lovely afternoon for winding down and playing guitar at my neighbours from the front porch.
My chord transitions are still pretty woeful, but I'm just good enough that I can enjoy the music without shitting on myself too hard.
My chord transitions are still pretty woeful, but I'm just good enough that I can enjoy the music without shitting on myself too hard.
Reposted by Timothy
This morning’s massive Windows/Crowdstrike outage is another opportunity to repost this excellent illustration of the state of our software infrastructure.
xkcd.com/2347/
xkcd.com/2347/
July 19, 2024 at 11:45 AM
This morning’s massive Windows/Crowdstrike outage is another opportunity to repost this excellent illustration of the state of our software infrastructure.
xkcd.com/2347/
xkcd.com/2347/
I feel like it was a missed opportunity not having a Men In Black police procedural game.
Like, you bring different kit to de-escalate or disable different species; you flashy-thingy people to keep your overall public awareness level low, successful missions unlock weird new gear.
#GameDev #MiB
Like, you bring different kit to de-escalate or disable different species; you flashy-thingy people to keep your overall public awareness level low, successful missions unlock weird new gear.
#GameDev #MiB
July 2, 2024 at 7:48 AM
It's too damn hot outside but the upside is I can make iced coffees at work.
Fucking luxurious.
#itstoodamnhot #coffee
Fucking luxurious.
#itstoodamnhot #coffee
December 6, 2023 at 5:20 AM
It's too damn hot outside but the upside is I can make iced coffees at work.
Fucking luxurious.
#itstoodamnhot #coffee
Fucking luxurious.
#itstoodamnhot #coffee
Here's a fun fact I only discovered tonight: gingerbread is a very difficult biscuit medium to work with. What started as Pokemon shapes quickly ended up as amorphous blobs (or possibly that garbage bag Pokemon if you're feeling generous).
#gingerbread #baking #biscuits
#gingerbread #baking #biscuits
November 27, 2023 at 8:51 AM
Here's a fun fact I only discovered tonight: gingerbread is a very difficult biscuit medium to work with. What started as Pokemon shapes quickly ended up as amorphous blobs (or possibly that garbage bag Pokemon if you're feeling generous).
#gingerbread #baking #biscuits
#gingerbread #baking #biscuits
Can someone explain why the model for menswear almost always look like they both think they're better than me and somehow have also suffered a head injury?
I just want to buy a shirt, not browse the centrefolds from Non-Threatening Boys magazine.
#menswear #stunnedmullet
I just want to buy a shirt, not browse the centrefolds from Non-Threatening Boys magazine.
#menswear #stunnedmullet
November 27, 2023 at 6:55 AM
Can someone explain why the model for menswear almost always look like they both think they're better than me and somehow have also suffered a head injury?
I just want to buy a shirt, not browse the centrefolds from Non-Threatening Boys magazine.
#menswear #stunnedmullet
I just want to buy a shirt, not browse the centrefolds from Non-Threatening Boys magazine.
#menswear #stunnedmullet
Reposted by Timothy
Let’s talk about the big new lawsuit against Meta over child safety. www.platformer.news/p/the-states...
October 25, 2023 at 12:32 AM
Let’s talk about the big new lawsuit against Meta over child safety. www.platformer.news/p/the-states...
My alarm can trigger a Google assistant routine. Among the more reasonable options like telling you about the weather or your daily routine, there's also the option for the assistant to tell a joke.
Because the thing I want to hear first thing in the morning is a bad pun from a robot.
Because the thing I want to hear first thing in the morning is a bad pun from a robot.
October 19, 2023 at 10:43 AM
My alarm can trigger a Google assistant routine. Among the more reasonable options like telling you about the weather or your daily routine, there's also the option for the assistant to tell a joke.
Because the thing I want to hear first thing in the morning is a bad pun from a robot.
Because the thing I want to hear first thing in the morning is a bad pun from a robot.
Apropos of nothing, here's some photos of what happens when you crush a portable hard drive with a hydraulic press.
#hydraulicpress #delighfuldestruction #harddrive #photo
#hydraulicpress #delighfuldestruction #harddrive #photo
October 12, 2023 at 8:25 AM
Apropos of nothing, here's some photos of what happens when you crush a portable hard drive with a hydraulic press.
#hydraulicpress #delighfuldestruction #harddrive #photo
#hydraulicpress #delighfuldestruction #harddrive #photo
That's it for another PAX! So long Melbourne, you've been great. Let's hope it's not too long until I can make it to the next one.
Like the drunk guy on the tram to the airport says, "mmmbbh whh ooh OOH gotta keep the faith"
#paxaus
Like the drunk guy on the tram to the airport says, "mmmbbh whh ooh OOH gotta keep the faith"
#paxaus
October 8, 2023 at 9:18 PM
That's it for another PAX! So long Melbourne, you've been great. Let's hope it's not too long until I can make it to the next one.
Like the drunk guy on the tram to the airport says, "mmmbbh whh ooh OOH gotta keep the faith"
#paxaus
Like the drunk guy on the tram to the airport says, "mmmbbh whh ooh OOH gotta keep the faith"
#paxaus
Making friends in the Pax merch queue.
#pax #paxaus
#pax #paxaus
October 7, 2023 at 1:18 AM
Making friends in the Pax merch queue.
#pax #paxaus
#pax #paxaus
What a fool I was. Should have got merch on Friday.
#paxaus
#paxaus
October 7, 2023 at 1:02 AM
What a fool I was. Should have got merch on Friday.
#paxaus
#paxaus
As interesting as the eSports in education panel is, I've yet to hear any distinction made between the benefits/drawbacks of gaming in education versus eSports specifically.
#paxaus
#paxaus
October 6, 2023 at 3:44 AM
As interesting as the eSports in education panel is, I've yet to hear any distinction made between the benefits/drawbacks of gaming in education versus eSports specifically.
#paxaus
#paxaus
There's something very funny about a panel at a gaming convention having technical difficulties.
#pax #paxaus
#pax #paxaus
October 6, 2023 at 12:10 AM
There's something very funny about a panel at a gaming convention having technical difficulties.
#pax #paxaus
#pax #paxaus
Tell me you're at PAX without telling me you're at PAX
#pax #paxaus
#pax #paxaus
October 5, 2023 at 11:48 PM
Tell me you're at PAX without telling me you're at PAX
#pax #paxaus
#pax #paxaus
Yup, that's a fine-looking landscape.
Why doesn't mine look like that?!
#sketching #lanscape
Why doesn't mine look like that?!
#sketching #lanscape
October 1, 2023 at 6:48 AM
Yup, that's a fine-looking landscape.
Why doesn't mine look like that?!
#sketching #lanscape
Why doesn't mine look like that?!
#sketching #lanscape
There's probably more relaxing things to be doing on a Tuesday night than tracing D&D battlemaps while listening to Flight Facilities, but probably not without adding alcohol.
#dungeonsanddragons #photoshop #battlemap #flightfacilities
#dungeonsanddragons #photoshop #battlemap #flightfacilities
September 19, 2023 at 10:28 AM
There's probably more relaxing things to be doing on a Tuesday night than tracing D&D battlemaps while listening to Flight Facilities, but probably not without adding alcohol.
#dungeonsanddragons #photoshop #battlemap #flightfacilities
#dungeonsanddragons #photoshop #battlemap #flightfacilities