Timothy
@twodogsgaming.bsky.social
Delivering snappy retorts within standard B2B sales cycle timeframes. Weirdly obsessive about promotional pens.
🌏 Central West Australia
🌏 Central West Australia
The supplier of these ones also has refills too, which is nice. I've half a mind to order some so at least the barrel can be reused when the original ink runs out.
March 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The supplier of these ones also has refills too, which is nice. I've half a mind to order some so at least the barrel can be reused when the original ink runs out.
This feels like Spaceballs even though I know it's categorically not.
March 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
This feels like Spaceballs even though I know it's categorically not.
It's some kind of material mix that adds a touch more weight and uses less plastic. Helps my sustainability goals: less plastic and a more premium finish so people are less likely to immediately throw them away.
March 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
It's some kind of material mix that adds a touch more weight and uses less plastic. Helps my sustainability goals: less plastic and a more premium finish so people are less likely to immediately throw them away.
Wait really? I'd assumed it was "kiss your carving knife".
March 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Wait really? I'd assumed it was "kiss your carving knife".
Also, wasn't Perplexity throwing their hat in the ring for a "merger" a minute ago? What even happened with that?
January 26, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Also, wasn't Perplexity throwing their hat in the ring for a "merger" a minute ago? What even happened with that?
It's like watching vultures circling a perfectly healthy animal.
January 26, 2025 at 11:16 AM
It's like watching vultures circling a perfectly healthy animal.
"As welcome as a turd in a hot tub" has entered my daily lexicon thanks to him.
January 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
"As welcome as a turd in a hot tub" has entered my daily lexicon thanks to him.
I have a soft spot for Scrubs, primarily because it was so dedicated to not being hyperbolic about the medical procedures it depicted. But it get a black mark because the whole will-they-won't-they thing with JD and Elliott got super exhausting.
January 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I have a soft spot for Scrubs, primarily because it was so dedicated to not being hyperbolic about the medical procedures it depicted. But it get a black mark because the whole will-they-won't-they thing with JD and Elliott got super exhausting.
Slow Horses is a rock solid spy thriller made even better because Gary Oldman plays a delightfully jaded, snarky bitch.
January 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Slow Horses is a rock solid spy thriller made even better because Gary Oldman plays a delightfully jaded, snarky bitch.
"Looks like you skipped your Chinese lessons today. You know what that means!"
January 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Looks like you skipped your Chinese lessons today. You know what that means!"
I know this is unrelated to your post but I've seen that gif a thousand times and only just noticed Steve Buscemi's shirt says "Music ⚡ Band"
December 21, 2024 at 12:57 AM
I know this is unrelated to your post but I've seen that gif a thousand times and only just noticed Steve Buscemi's shirt says "Music ⚡ Band"
Flexing on cybertruck owners as I pull my fluorescent lozenge into the work carpark.
December 3, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Flexing on cybertruck owners as I pull my fluorescent lozenge into the work carpark.
I bet he just says this stuff for the joy he gets watching thousands of investor wonks suddenly lurch frantically about trying to anticipate his next move. It's just flexing on how many people he can get to move at once.
November 30, 2024 at 12:09 PM
I bet he just says this stuff for the joy he gets watching thousands of investor wonks suddenly lurch frantically about trying to anticipate his next move. It's just flexing on how many people he can get to move at once.
Am I innovative and looking for ways to improve our processes? Or have I jumped the gun on a shiny new toy when I should have been doing other, more productive work.
Probably the latter, but if anyone at work asks, it's the former.
Probably the latter, but if anyone at work asks, it's the former.
November 25, 2024 at 8:13 AM
Am I innovative and looking for ways to improve our processes? Or have I jumped the gun on a shiny new toy when I should have been doing other, more productive work.
Probably the latter, but if anyone at work asks, it's the former.
Probably the latter, but if anyone at work asks, it's the former.
Man, I had such high hopes for that game. Ah well, c'est la vie.
November 25, 2024 at 8:09 AM
Man, I had such high hopes for that game. Ah well, c'est la vie.
It's dumb, but I think I actually like Bill Shatner's cover better than the original.
November 23, 2024 at 11:54 AM
It's dumb, but I think I actually like Bill Shatner's cover better than the original.