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twocvbloke
@twocvbloke.bsky.social
Oddball that suffers depression, #ActuallyAutistic, loves cats, hates sadness, and likes to fix things... 🛠️

Northern Brit...
'tis the season for S.A.D., after a recent AvE vid on getting the D, I've gone and bought these, linking to research papers done on Vit.D dosages, apparently 8,000IU per day ideally to avoid the winter funks when sun is minimal, but hey, solstice on Sunday, things get brighter from there! 🌞
December 17, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I must be world-beating a genius then, I not only started my mowers, I've fixed 'em too, even this cheap 98cc toy of a mower I dubbed 'lil puttputt, if anyone can't operate a choke or push a squeezy bulb then tug on a rope, they must be thick as pigmuck... 🤣
December 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
"Ooh, that's a big package" I thought, opened the box, and it's the turkish delight equivalent of stuffing socks down your pants, SD card for scale, I'm done with the deceptive packaging!!!
December 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
How to turn people away from social media; blocking them from using it until the accept the forced-following of people they don't want or need to follow, like instagram's doing to web browser users... 🙄
December 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Somehow, a Canadian telly made it's way across the pond... 🤔
November 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
You know, for a Premier Inn, this was quite the epic size window, though I'm no model, so you get my crocheted collection from @knittykittywk.bsky.social instead... 😁

www.etsy.com/shop/knittyk...
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Huh, neat...

(I did buy such a kit, though mine was not the multimeter option, and I modified the iron with a new heat-resistant 3-core cable & properly fused plug because of these deficiencies, so it's safe, well, safe enough!)
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Was a great night last night seeing Amy Macdonald doing her thing on stage, even got to meet her afterwards too, of course my over-stimulated AuDHD brain couldn't string a sentence together so I sounded like a jibbering idiot, but, I'm so happy I finally got to say hello in person... 🥰
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Decompressing after travelling to Newcastle, SGA on the telly, mocha on the go, laptop on the recharge, two hours to open doors at the gig... 😁
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
*beaming*
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Weirder stuffs....... 🤔
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Was dense as a brick though, but I tried at least!!! 😂

As for that snow, yeah, I know a few other Canadians and they were laughing at us brits, having seen how deep the snow gets over there even in the southern provinces, what we got (from my CCTV cam) was not that bad in comparison... 🤣
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Managed to find the pics of that soda bread loaf, 2018, during the "beast from the east" snow dump we got that year that caused people to panic buy food supplies because they couldn't wait a few days for it to melt, we fail at winter... 😂
November 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
That and;
November 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Only thing missing from one of them is the blue stuff brainworm has been consuming all this time... 😂
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Here's a 'costume' I literally just saw on insta that had me laughing out loud... 🤣
November 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Funny seeing on the doomscroll app people posting how 'old' they are showing pictures of 21st century consoles, operating systems and applications, and here's me, I'm THIS old, older than google itself... 🤣
November 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
With the way that fringe is going, you could almost pass for a grown-up Daria... 😁
October 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The keychain option is handy to keep them away from prying pets, I also have a number of her keychains, not that I'm obsessed or anything... 😂

The Wee Ghostie she makes with glow-in-the-dark wool (with colour options, just ask her what she has!) too... 😁
October 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The most I've done this year is acquire these two crocheted cuties, handmade in Scotland... 😁

(And she ships worldwide!)
www.etsy.com/shop/knittyk...
October 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The UK had a ban on guns in the 90s, it cut shootings down a lot, sure there still are, but those are with illegally acquired hardware, but it's still nothing on the scale of the US, it is indeed a cultural thing, but also a conditioning thing, "it's to fight tyranny!", and yet, they don't fight...
October 31, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Just as with any white supremacists, they don't like anyone who is a different shade of skin colour...
October 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Not to be confused with any other Cresta... 😂
October 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It's halloween soon, so of course you need ghosties and pumpkins... 😁

Made by @knittykittywk.bsky.social...

www.etsy.com/shop/knittyk...
October 20, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Nope, still less convincing than a TOS Tellarite...
October 18, 2025 at 9:13 AM