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Twisted Mare Stables
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Living my lifelong dream to have my very own horses. Safe haven for retired horses, a random goat, and whole mess of other critters. Retired Air Force but not retired. No maga welcome here.
My dream barn will have hot water like this one. They also have heaters over the wash rack so the horses don’t get chilled while getting bathed.

This barn is nicer than some homes I’ve lived in 😂
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
she is and how I’ll grab some German horse muffins for her tomorrow if she drinks all of her tea tonight.

I adore her, but omg. These diva horses not wanting cold water stress me out!! My Lindy is the same way - we almost lost her 3 years ago because of dehydration and colic 😑
December 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
She is incredibly precious but also incredibly head shy. My goal is to earn her trust enough that I can smooch that little nose!
December 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Wow!! That is so amazing!!!
December 7, 2025 at 11:01 PM
“Redneck Spider-Man” is my new favorite barn character 😂😂
December 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I want all of the cozy foods. I asked my kiddo to make me some grilled ham and cheese sandwiches and to just hand them to me in the shower 😂😂
December 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I have been eating almost non stop this entire horse show. The cold air and massive physical work is convincing my body I’m starving

Spoiler alert: I’m not. I’m well insulated for winter and famine. 😅
December 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
They’re so lucky they’re adorable. Lol
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Me too, Dakota. Me too 😂😂
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Omg. Kyle. No. They don’t need your help with barn renovations. 🤦‍♀️
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I had an elderly Dutch warmblood a few years ago - he was the sweetest and silliest old man. I miss him - he was supremely doofy lol
December 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Happiest of birthdays!!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I enjoy watching but not participating in the chaos. One of the ponies I’m taking care of keeps trying to bite my head like an apple. 🤦‍♀️
December 6, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I wish I could edit these things. I tried a mixed drink with the *whisky in* it.

I’m so tired lol
December 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM