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JavaScript nerd, gaymer
Author of The Gender Dysphoria Bible.

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When you get put into cat jail for tormenting your brother.
A grey tabby sits inside a white laundry basket with another basket upside down on top of it. His paw is sticking out through the basket holes. Same as the last image, but now he's on hind legs, looking out through the upper basket. "Let me out" he cries, and I whisper... No.
December 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Happy place
Three cats are lounging on a bed covered with blankets. One is black with spots of brown, one is a grey tabby, and the third is orange with black striping. They are resting comfortably.
December 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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If I was delivering a meal, and the restaurant handed me this bag, with the straw clearly visible at the top, but had not handed me a drink...

I would pause, check the receipt on the bag, and ask where the rest of the order is.

And I just love that there is […]

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A paper bag from Jack in the Box, sealed for delivery. A large red boba straw is suspended through the folded over top of the bag.
December 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Uhm, excuse me, can I help you? I'd like to close the fridge now...
An open refrigerator displays various food items, including sauces, vegetables, and drinks. A black robotic vacuum cleaner is positioned on the floor in front of the fridge, blocking the door.
December 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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They worked great, so I grabbed a fourth light up display that also ran on three batteries, assuming it also was 5v.

Well... I was wrong, apparently there was a resistor in that battery box. This morning we were sitting in the bedroom and I suddenly smelled […]

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A translucent plastic snowflake filled with LEDs. Each branch of the snowflake has at least one LED surrounded with scorch marks.
December 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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I bought these LED festive displays for the window in our livingroom, the stitch and jack skellington in this photo. When I got them home I discovered that both of them ran on AA batteries, when I assumed they would be plugins. I gave them batteries... which […]

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A photo of the window of our house, showing a string of christmas lights and three illuminated displays: - Stitch wearing a Santa hat - A rainbow colored snowflake - Jack Skellington from Nightmare before Christmas. All three have wires leading to a usb charger block on a side table.
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Olaf moves and talks when people walk by, but his default state is S̴͂̔͋͝O̸͆̉͌̓Ű̷̢̬ͅL̵̾̊̒́H̵̊̋̕͘A̵̛̍͐̔R̵̐͌̈́̔V̵̛̐͌̚Ȅ̴̂̈́̎S̷̈́͆̈͘T̸̏̓̓̽
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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I have fully cleaned my garage workbench.

WITNESS ME!!
A workbench with a white surface featuring two toolboxes, a tissue box, a pegboard with various tools, a tiny vacuum, a roll of butcher paper, and a 3D printer. There are shelves above with various boxes of screws and nails.
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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19.6 hours into The Last Caretaker, I have finally grown my first human. That took so much more work than I expected, it takes a lot of power and water generation just to run one pod.

#lastcaretaker #gaming
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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It is getting a bit cloudy... and a bit chilly. #aska
Screenshot from the game Aska. A wintery landscape surrounds the player. Their village is visible in the distance. One large hut is currently under construction, and the beacon of the Eye of Odin is visible, projecting up into the sky.
November 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Sometimes one must endulge their inner child
A 24 pack of grape flavored Big League Chew bubblegum
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Hazbin Hotel S02E09 (2025)
November 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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I have been patched.

Cardio monitor I have to wear for one week to see if my heart palpitations are an actual problem.
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Rahn
November 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Saw one of the cats was sitting in front of the hallway camera, so I made it move to give him a little startle. The look on his face 🤣
A black tabby stares into the camera with a look of concern and wonder. A hallway is visible behind him with several doors, a bathroom, and numerous photos on the wall.
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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This was an incredible satisfying kill. #overwatch
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Even if you're just using TS like a linter, the typing can be a PITA.

I have former coworkers who still message me when they happen upon this comment.
https://functional.cafe/@raganwald/115503221865127993
November 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Aska having a huge update the same day that Whiskerwood comes out is just cruel.
A man in a red jumpsuit and white gloves wipes his sweating forehead with a white cloth. He has a facial expression of consternation. It's the two buttons meme, but just the second panel.
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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I am so proud of this shot. #fuckyoutracer #overwatch
November 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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This was cinema. #overwatch #potg
November 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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When a company ties employee performance to an arbitrary metric, it always, ALWAYS incentivizes employees to lie, either to the customer or to the company.

20 years ago I got written up at my job at Borders for faking email marketing signups, because […]

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October 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Introducing the new cat to the existing cats is... going slowly.
In the background a gray tabby/siamese mix cat approaches a pet gate. In the foreground, on the other side of the gate, a brown spotted cat watches him, her back arched and hair raised.
October 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Happy Hazbin Hotel Season 2 day to those who celebrate.
October 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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When you backfill into a healer slot, but your team is too incompetent to get out of spawn, so you finally just go "Fuck it, I'll do it myself."

I got POTG for this.

#overwatch
October 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Alpha? No!
Be a beta male!
A white betta fish
October 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM