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JavaScript nerd, gaymer
Author of The Gender Dysphoria Bible.

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I think the most technologically amusing thing that has come out of the spotify rip is that they were using ogg vorbis for all the audio. Feels like that is a pretty large testament to the format.
December 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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i should clarify you should never ever do this. this is an insane post actually.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Lavalamps/comments/1pk0h2z/lava_lamp_recycled_into_a_candle/
December 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Sometimes a meme gets your head and you gotta draw it from scratch.
December 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Phone rings, local number, not scam flagged, so I answer. 3 seconds of silence as the marketing pbx connects me. I'm about to hang up when a man's voice says "Anne?"

"Excuse me?"

"Is this the home owner at [redacted]?"

"Yes?"

"I'm calling from suchandsuch company. We're going to be doing […]
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December 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
WoW players, former and current: If it ever seemed like Black Rock Mountain wasn't big enough to hold all the instances inside it... you're right! The mountain would need to be almost three times larger for everything to fit inside!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PDIcc9F_PU

Impressively, the […]
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twipped.social
December 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"
February 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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This has bothered me for decades.

"What is that sound in 'jump around' by House of Pain"

(I always thought it was like IDK a fire alarm for terrible whiteboys incoming)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px0L-DH5VkI
December 18, 2025 at 9:31 AM
CVS have a working computer system challenge 2025

Been trying to pick up these meds for 3 days
December 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Nooooo, Stirfresh is going out of business. Now I got nowhere to get my mongolian grill on 😫
December 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Me this time last year: "I'm worried trump is going to crash the stock market."

Fidelity advisor: "Oh don't worry, that won't happen."

It fucking happens.

Me this week: "I'm worried the ai bubble pop is going to drag down the market and decimate our portfolio."

Fidelity advisor: "Oh don't […]
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twipped.social
December 18, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Spent 100 minutes in Clair Obscur this morning. The game is stunningly beautiful, reminds me of the way I felt playing Bioshock Infinite. The voice acting and character animation is supurb, the story telling and world building is gripping...

But the gameplay is kinda... boring? I hope this […]
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twipped.social
December 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
So apparently its a common practice for rich people to sell their stocks before a dividend and buy back afterwards just to avoid the income tax incurred by the dividend.

Really feels like shooting yourself in the face just to spite the government... our investment councilor could not […]
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twipped.social
December 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
JFC...

Legacy data centers are unable to host AI targeted server racks, not because of power or cooling needs, but because the racks are too fucking heavy.

5000lbs of hardware loaded into a 9ft tall rack that still has a 2'x3' footprint. They can't get the racks into the building because the […]
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twipped.social
December 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
When you get put into cat jail for tormenting your brother.
December 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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alternate:
December 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Does anyone in the San Diego area know of any programs to help young queer adults find housing? I know a 21yo autistic trans girl who is in need of a room to rent.
December 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Nonono, stay away
December 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Happy place
December 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
If you watch one video from the gaming awards, it should be this, just to see flute guy go ham on progressively odder wind instruments https://youtu.be/VpMqNkRu1CA?si=2XXqbzQ7SmqBJZuy
December 15, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Other things you can get at Costco.

80 lbs of cheese: $1099

A coffin: $1599
December 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM