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Funjabi
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Dispatches from the undercommons.
Wife of Andy. Daughter of a typo. Mother of chaos.
#Boulder adjacent #CO
We are all always just paraphrasing Dostoevsky
December 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Oh this is giving the great majority of the US media far more credit than what‘s due
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Okay I do this too and have zero excuse. I might need professional help
December 7, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Or just 5’ and 1/2” tall. I admit I fail at car snow removal, but people give me so much unsolicited candy when I take my kid trick or treating, and the way I thrive in an Asian grocery store stocked by an auntie my size…by god, I’m unstoppable
December 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
No you bimbo. His social media is run by a woman of color. The subtle point that flew over your head is that Newsom uses social media to cosplay as a populist
December 7, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Follow-ups: to what extent is their situation a fire hazard? And what is the Ozian vocubulary for sex and all things sex-related?
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Seems to me like he’s got you doing a social media job for him for free
December 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I went to an all girls’ school and still the answer is yes. He taught physics
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
So when it’s someone you like, their social media team is doing the online posting. When it’s someone you don’t like, he’s doing his own socials. You’re cute too. Now go take a civics class
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
That’s cute. Please go do your job. People are dying
December 6, 2025 at 10:57 AM