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Twelve-G. Calhoun
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Associate Monster Hunter - Erstwhile Audio Engineer - Candy Eater he/him 🐻 thedeadites.com

📍 Necronomicon, Massachusetts
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It sure would be nice if every ICE and CBP agent were made aware of what this law says and what it means to them, specifically.
TITLE 18, U.S.C., SECTION 242 Whoever, under color of any law, statute, ordinance, regulation, or custom, willfully subjects any person in any State, Territory, Commonwealth, Possession, or District to the deprivation of any rights, privileges, or immunities secured or protected by the Constitution or laws of the United States, ... shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than one year, or both; and if bodily injury results from the acts committed in violation of this section or if such acts include the use, attempted use, or threatened use of a dangerous weapon, explosives, or fire, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both; and if death results from the acts committed in violation of this section or if such acts include kidnapping or an attempt to kidnap, aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to commit aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to kill, shall be fined under this title, or imprisoned for any term of years or for life, or both, or may be sentenced to death.
January 21, 2026 at 11:57 PM
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today-maybe.bsky.social
A simple line drawing with halftone shading of the titular pig-man from the movie Porco Rosso. He’s wearing a trench coat with the collar turned up and a wide brimmed fedora and sunglasses. His mouth is wide open in a sarcastic laugh. A word balloon says, ‘Maybe it will happen today’
April 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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@mrjamesob.bsky.social

After listening to your Monday show, I think it's crucial for the EU, UK and/or the other members of NATO to decide what's on the table if the US tries to take Greenland, and make that very, very clear to the president. The attached would be a good starting point.
🌍🔥 The Suicide Pact: What Happens the Moment We Touch Greenland… If the United States follows through on the threat to invade Greenland, we need to be crystal clear about what happens the next morning. This is not a real estate transaction or a routine military exercise. It is the geopolitical equivalent of pulling the pin on a grenade in a crowded elevator. The moment American boots hit the ground in Nuuk to seize territory from a fellow NATO member, the world as we know it ends. The consequences will not be temporary sanctions or angry letters. They will be total, permanent, and devastating. The first domino to fall is the North Atlantic Treaty Organization itself. NATO is built on the sacred promise of Article 5, that an attack on one is an attack on all. If the U.S. attacks Denmark, we are not just breaking the treaty; we are triggering it against ourselves. NATO dissolves instantly. The alliance that kept the peace in Europe for 75 years evaporates, leaving the continent to rearm and realign against the new aggressor across the Atlantic. We don't just lose an ally; we create a unified enemy. The military repercussions will be swift and humiliating. Europe will immediately demand the closure of every U.S. military base on the continent. Ramstein in Germany, Aviano in Italy, Lakenheath in the UK, all gone. Our ability to project power into the Middle East and Africa vanishes overnight. We will be evicted from the very soil we helped liberate and defended for decades, forced to retreat to our own shores as a fortress nation, isolated and friendless. Then comes the economic nuclear option. The European Union is the largest single market in the world, and they will weaponize it. Europe will likely move to call in U.S. debt and dump their dollar reserves, sending the value of our currency into a death spiral. The U.S. economy, which relies on the dollar being the global reserve currency, will collapse. Inflation will make the post-COVID spikes look like a rounding …
January 20, 2026 at 3:36 AM
twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social
Post your favorite Star Trek character, wrong answers only.
January 10, 2026 at 5:14 PM
twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social
Health insurance companies are theft
Screenshot of a post on the app formerly known as Twitter: "In a recent post on X, Dr. Alan Nguyen, a spine specialist in Fort Myers, Fla., noted that when insurance-company doctors reject an MRI request, he now asks for their name and health provider identification number. "I tell them if a cancer is missed, then the patient will know who to sue," wrote Nguyen."
January 7, 2026 at 10:55 PM
twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social
Buckle up
Close up of a doll with blonde hair and an extremely distraught look on her face. A human hand holding a joint to her mouth is photoshopped on. Top text reads, "when 2026 has been a giant dumpster fire and it's only January 3rd." (Stolen from a friend.)
January 4, 2026 at 12:48 AM
twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social
"The MAGA party is the party of racism. It is the party of white supremacy. It is the party of pedophilia. It is the party of crime."

-Jennifer Welch, IHIP News
December 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social
QTP with a gif of one of your favorite Christmas movies.
December 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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dzgrizzle.bsky.social
A cat with his head and tail sticking out of a cardboard box. Caption reads: People who don't own cats: "Why is there random garbage in your living room?" Cat owners: "Don't be rude those are his things"
December 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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dzgrizzle.bsky.social
“Sometimes, carrying on, just carrying on, is the superhuman achievement.” - Albert Camus
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
A meme shows a large frog and opossum facing each other. Top text: Inside you are two wolves. One is a frog. The other is a opossum. Bottom text: You don't actually have any wolves.
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social
A screen cap of the late, great Jessica Walter as Lucille Bluth in "Arrested Development" looking skeptical with bottom text that reads, "it's one CEO, Michael, what could it cost? A trillion dollars?"
November 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social
If you see this, post egg
A screen capture from "Arrested Development" showing Ann Veal sitting at the kitchen table peeling a hard-boiled egg.
November 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social
Share a fictional computer, not a robot/android
A screen shot from "Space: 1999," showing a man in a Moonbase Alpha uniform in front of a wall of computer panels.
November 3, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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michaelchu7.bsky.social
You: They did the math.

Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ

You: What was that?

Me: Nothing.

Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ
February 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social
"Murder‽" she crowed.
dd44destovel69.bsky.social Some Old Nerd @dd44destovel69.bsky.social · Oct 28
“Murder?”, she suggested.
October 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social
Must be all the micro plastics keeping these generations looking well preserved
An extremely blood spattered corner of a room with bottom text reading, "CAPTION THIS WITH THE 2ND TO LAST TEXT YOU SENT."
October 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social
This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.
October 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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If you see this post a chef
October 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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djangowexler.bsky.social
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social
Absolutely fucking delusional? Complete bullshit? Or are the same people who told him every store in Portland is boarded up and Chicago's a war zone manipulating him with these lies? Some of each?
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Oct 8
Trump: "They're, like, insurrectionists, they're terrible people. But you really wonder why. Why are they doing it? What are they gaining? Other than they're obviously paid. They're paid a lot of money."
October 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social
Post something random, or you'll have an awful October
An anthropomorphic bunny in a blue jacket hold a child with a red and white striped shirt in a bucolic setting. The child's eyes seem to be rolling back as the bunny holds a white cloth to the child's face. The caption reads, "[s]orry kid, I'm the ether bunny"
September 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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@mrjamesob.bsky.social it would be really great to remind your listeners of this about once a week.
nickreeves.bsky.social Nick Reeves #FBPE #NAFO @nickreeves.bsky.social · Sep 28
Farage squirms as Rep. Jamie Raskin obliterates the "Putin-loving, free speech imposter, Trump sycophant".

Please share as widely as possible.

Why are our hapless British politicians incapable of making such a speech? Why does our media fail to address the concerns that Raskin highlights?
September 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social
Out for a lovely ride today
A man with glasses wears a red motorcycle helmet and black motorcycle jacket with a dramatic, cloud-strewn sky above.
September 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
twelvegcalhoun.bsky.social
Post what the FBI will "leak" as Antifa HQ.
A still from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"
September 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM