mr potato
@tweetpotato314.bsky.social
“it’s even worse than it appears but, it’s alright”
i ate with a grimace
who was purple and tall
my face with a grimace
on the way to the stall
who was purple and tall
my face with a grimace
on the way to the stall
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
i ate with a grimace
who was purple and tall
my face with a grimace
on the way to the stall
who was purple and tall
my face with a grimace
on the way to the stall
fuck those guys buy me a horse instead
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
fuck those guys buy me a horse instead
we’re supposed to :)
November 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
we’re supposed to :)
imagining him in heaven with tape down the middle to mark sides like a tv sitcom
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
imagining him in heaven with tape down the middle to mark sides like a tv sitcom
how many sakes before u showed her our posts
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
how many sakes before u showed her our posts
i’ll do one tomorrow
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
i’ll do one tomorrow
lol it most definitely was
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
lol it most definitely was
in light of new advancements in technology this year’s turkey trot has been moved to 5:00 pm
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
in light of new advancements in technology this year’s turkey trot has been moved to 5:00 pm
ok, well this thanksgiving bout to get weird
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
ok, well this thanksgiving bout to get weird
[two days later]
me: *on phone* hey it’s doing that thing again can you send-
dispatcher: *hand over phone* GUYS another problem at the breakfast house
me: *on phone* hey it’s doing that thing again can you send-
dispatcher: *hand over phone* GUYS another problem at the breakfast house
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
[two days later]
me: *on phone* hey it’s doing that thing again can you send-
dispatcher: *hand over phone* GUYS another problem at the breakfast house
me: *on phone* hey it’s doing that thing again can you send-
dispatcher: *hand over phone* GUYS another problem at the breakfast house
ik how things work dw
November 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
ik how things work dw