John Bruni
@tusitalabruni.bsky.social
I am the author of Eye Cutter, Tales of Unspeakable Taste and others.
I just tried it, myself, and he's right. I can't explain it.
December 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I just tried it, myself, and he's right. I can't explain it.
Me, too, buddy. Me, too.
December 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Me, too, buddy. Me, too.
This is my favorite segment of Fantasia. I have literally watched it hundreds of times over the course of my life, usually on a VHS my grandma got me when I was a kid. I have never, not once, considered this guy a villain. I thought he was pretty rad. (And he has a name?!)
December 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This is my favorite segment of Fantasia. I have literally watched it hundreds of times over the course of my life, usually on a VHS my grandma got me when I was a kid. I have never, not once, considered this guy a villain. I thought he was pretty rad. (And he has a name?!)
Cheese Horse is majestic. Big Guy is kind of blah. But Bill Bites? I've never seen someone so pleased to be devoured.
December 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Cheese Horse is majestic. Big Guy is kind of blah. But Bill Bites? I've never seen someone so pleased to be devoured.
How cold is it at work? This cold.
December 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
How cold is it at work? This cold.
Know what I mean, Vern?
December 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Know what I mean, Vern?
Like that time I was at Starved Rock.
December 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Like that time I was at Starved Rock.
I'd guess I've spent 3.8% of my life trying to get food out from between my teeth and completely missing it.
December 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I'd guess I've spent 3.8% of my life trying to get food out from between my teeth and completely missing it.
The ending of Escape From LA can't get here fast enough.
December 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The ending of Escape From LA can't get here fast enough.
I miss the pre-internet world. I wonder if this is how Grandma felt about TV. She used to talk about her family gathering around the radio to listen to shows like Fibber McGee and Molly and The Shadow. She told me about being terrified by an episode of The Hermit's Cave.
December 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I miss the pre-internet world. I wonder if this is how Grandma felt about TV. She used to talk about her family gathering around the radio to listen to shows like Fibber McGee and Molly and The Shadow. She told me about being terrified by an episode of The Hermit's Cave.
No, I'm not going to start writing Grinch porn. There's already plenty of that, anyway. When I write smut, I'm usually trying to fill in the gaps in Rule 34.
December 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
No, I'm not going to start writing Grinch porn. There's already plenty of that, anyway. When I write smut, I'm usually trying to fill in the gaps in Rule 34.
Batman Forever could have been so much better.
December 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Batman Forever could have been so much better.
This card makes him look like the kind of guy who would sink himself in a Port-a-Potty with an air tank, waiting for someone to sit down.
December 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This card makes him look like the kind of guy who would sink himself in a Port-a-Potty with an air tank, waiting for someone to sit down.
From the look on his face, I suspect he might be smelling something else.
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
From the look on his face, I suspect he might be smelling something else.
I have a few Star Trek: The Motion Picture cards I forgot I had. Knowing what we know about this guy now, I got severely creeped out when I found it.
December 7, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I have a few Star Trek: The Motion Picture cards I forgot I had. Knowing what we know about this guy now, I got severely creeped out when I found it.
That's it. I'm quitting life and becoming a HILF.
December 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM
That's it. I'm quitting life and becoming a HILF.
The only people more important are those who show you new books.
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The only people more important are those who show you new books.
I love this album cover.
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I love this album cover.
We all knew Shrek was packing heat, right?
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
We all knew Shrek was packing heat, right?
I'm against the death penalty. BUUUUUT . . .
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I'm against the death penalty. BUUUUUT . . .