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Absolutely hilarious. This is an all-timer.
A screenshot of a Washington Post article with the headline “The meatiest factual dispute concerned whether the salami sub had ‘exploded’ on the CBP agent’s uniform.” The article describes testimony from agent Gregory Lairmore, who said a sandwich thrown at him “kind of exploded all over” his uniform, leaving mustard, condiments, and onions. Defense attorney Sabrina Shroff questioned this, showing a photo of the sandwich on the ground and asking if it had truly exploded.
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM