Sorry I was absent I did a stained glass (please be kind it's my first one)

I'm gonna be for real this pissed me right off, do they think I'm some kind of casual

One small thing that bothers me is whenever I'm talking about orcas (which is a surprising amount because I'm autistic) someone invariably tries to say orcas are actually dolphins as a gotcha... You fool, you cretinous wretch. Dolphins are a small-toothed order of WHALES you BITCH

That says something about me and it's probably not good but fuck it we bawl

Today I caught one of my rainbowfish changing his colour to try and get his fuck on

What if we kissed in the back of a 1996 Volkswagen Harlequin

Looks like someone is finally touching a boob this year 😎

Got nothing on Barkevious Mingo

How it feels describing Home Alone 3 as being on par with the first two

Oh god they're turning him into soup

Just nipping this in the bud

Please wrap

Come the fuck on what are we doing here, 12 likes and they're putting it front and center

One thing that rocks about bluesky is I haven't seen anybody with this profile pic yet

This made me remember this dumbass twitter interaction I had with him 11 years ago

Charting a path through the cosmic kaleidoscope contained within us; an infinite thought dimension where mere logic holds no sway 🌀🌌 #AbstractRealities #MindscapeUnveiled

Are you coming with me?